Buy me this and you can fuck my ass.

Phoenyx

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About the car

The McLaren F1 will launch from 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and tops out at over 240mph making it the worlds fastest production car. This car is in the US and ready to drive today with California compliant EPA & DOT. Nothing can touch it. Recent overhaul by McLaren included paint, interior and over $250,000 in upgrades & custom options. No car is quicker, sexier, or more exclusive than a McLaren F1... and this is the absolute best of them all.

This is not a car temporarily in the US on a tourist visa. This is not a converted race car. This car is mint. Always cared for by the best. This car was outfitted with longest and greatest list of options and custom changes possible.

The concept: To create the ultimate of the ultimate. The best of the best. The greatest example of the greatest car ever conceived and built. The car that is the fastest, the most radical, the best handling, with all the comforts of the Four Seasons, and the speed of the Space Shuttle, wrapped in a one of a kind orange carbon fiber body.

NOTHING IS BETTER!
One of a kind and other custom upgrades include
The Following list of items represent features and options that are in
addition to any standard features on a F1.

Integrated Communications System
One of a Kind Orange Kandy Paint
Xenon Lights
- CDMA & GSM Phone
Black & Orange Interior
Carbon Fiber Kick Plates & Doorpulls
- 3 way Intercom with Headsets
World Wide Navigation System
Front & Rear Radar Detector
- 2 way Radio
Wide Screen Video Monitor
Custom Matched Luggage
- Noise Canceling Headsets
100GB MP3 System (20K+ songs)
Color Matched Engine
Removable F1 Steering Wheel
Upgraded A/C
Wide view racing mirrors
Matching Orange Tool Chest
Oversized Radiator & Fans
Front & Rear Radar Detector
 
How 'bout you buy me that and I still fuck you in the ass?
 
honeylick said:
he's rather have you in his ass.

maybe he wants ewe in his ass?

Someone spot a sheep some cash.... let's see if he's true to his word.
 
honeylick said:
is the word 'condoms' on the approved "no-flirter" list?
-batting lashes-

Yeah...I think it shows an interest in practicing safe sex...

purely acedemic
 
HeavyStick said:
I thought your idea of safe sex was a padded headboard and not falling off of the bed.

:)
and a safety rope 'round the waist so you can pull me back up and on
-wink-
 
what a great idea! I'd stop being all bruised up all the time.
 
vixenshe said:
you give me that in midnight purple metallic flake, and I'll be happy woman.

I WANT IT.. YUO CANT HAVE IT...

Yo can ride in it though
 
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