"Buttblaster?"

[theRiot]

Anybody here ever hear of an anal fetish known as 'buttblasting'? It is NOT to be confused with that sex-toy/plug apparatus, nor is it the infamous "GAPE", or even the conventional aerobic exercise workout video. No, this is different. It is a technique I've used while licking womens' butts (aka-rimming). What I would do is this:
I would first give her a bit of a warm-up, by rimming her thoroughly all over the inside and outside of her butt. She would be lying on her belly, and of course her panties would eventually come off. Then, without further ado, I would spread her buttcheeks as wide as they could go and then cup my mouth around her butthole to where not much air could seep out. And then suddenly blow air deep inside the walls of her anal cavity...........Did you get that?
It makes this incredible sound, like a motorcycle engine being reved up or an ear-splitting fart. And sometimes she would fart the sound back out, gently, twenty seconds or so after the sound had been blown in. But that was only by accident, when I happened to pop my mouth off of her like a suction-cup. I swear to you, it is so much fun. Yet, concerning this kinky idea, it seems like nobody gets me. The women I tried it with sure did!!! Anyway, for anyone here who happens to be into anal fetishes, I must encourage you to try this @ least once.
There is a story I have about my second experiance with this and it's wildly erotic. I hope to retrieve some responses from you. And feel free to critique my writing thus far. I can definately handle constructive criticism, and I don't want to upset your forum. Thanks.

 

[ThePleaser]

sounds... interesting

 

[theRiot]

Just curious, was that sarcasm or was it genuine interest, you saying that it sounds............interesting? Because it is very interesting, but it's even okay if you were being sarcastic.

 

[popcorn2721]

so she farts in your mouth on the way out???

 

[theRiot]

No, she doesn't fart in your mouth, or @ least she didn't (THANK GOD). I just backed my head way out of the way after I popped off. It took about 20 seconds, or a little less before the air came back out. And her farts weren't explosive or foul-smelling either, they were small and gentle sounding. I know it might sound real strange and tastless to the average public, but for me it was really a turn-on.

 

[Carnevil9]

Is this a tongue-in-cheek posting?

 

[theRiot]

Well,........technically yes, it is tongue and cheek, and great joke by the way. I love your wit, sincerely. But truly, no, this 'buttblaster' thing is NOT a joke @ all. It is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (so help me God).

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I once heard something like: a woman was found dead.

At first the pathologist couldn't find the cause of death. He was just about to call it a "natural death" when he discovered something suspicious. Upon further examination, he finally finds the cause of death. The husband blew a big load of air into her vagina and this killed her.

I don't know if this is true or just an urban myth, but it was the first thing that came to my mind, when I saw the first post.

 

[theRiot]

This message is in response to the prior post by NASCARaddicted.
It's interesting that you brought this up, and I want to thank you for the heads-up. The story you heard about the woman dying could very well be a medically documented fact. I got a very similar response recently from a doctor of sexology, who is also a well known sex therapist (I think). She said that she had once read an article out of a periodical for the medical establishment (doctors, nurses, para-medics, coroners, and the like) which stated that the act of blowing air into a womans vagina WAS extremely dangerous and could actually kill. She also said she couldn't remember any more details as to why and how, or in what way it was damaging.
As far as my fetish is concerned, I haven't seen or heard of anything indicating the same vital information. Through my experiances in practicing the act of blowing air into womens buttholes, there haven't been any dangerous occasions, or horrible aftermaths. Simply put, the two women I had the opportunities to try this with are still very much alive. And I'm certain I would have been notified immediately, if there had been such a tragedy. On second thought, I hope there hasn't been anything damaging to them internally, either. It would sure suck if I was to find out that somehow my fetish was lethal too. God, I hope not......
I've been so busy obsessing over the 'buttblaster' idea, I almost completely forget about what that doctor had said. Perhaps, I should edit the stories I've sent and post medical warnings on anything I write pertaining to this. Or am I over-thinking this, you be the judge. I mean this is life and death, is it not????? In short, no one should ever try this vaginally on anyone, not until the facts are in. On the other hand, blowing air in anally is a bit of a toss-up.

 

[Lady Reiha]

It's called paragraph spacing. Use it. ^-^" (please?)