Butt Plug Questions

[Owlz]

I have some more butt plug questions (hope I didn't already ask it).

I own this plug

http://ww3.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sextoys&pnum=DJ0290-06 .

It fels like Jell-O when held in the hand and is therefore rather difficult to insert, even with lots of lube, and not to be gross, but inserting it has made the outer area sore. Once inserted, it's a bitch to *keep* it inserted. When I sit down with it in, it feels like I'm sitting on something slightly higher than the seat on my chair. Lastly, I'm finding it impossible to keep it from falling out. Any suggestions?

Many thanks in advance.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

i love anal but those things scare the FUCK out of me

 

[PinkOrchid]

More serious response

 

[Owlz]

Re: More serious response

Sounds like you need a smaller plug. Wear some tight fitting undies to help keep it in place.

Thx, PO.

 

[jeepman6]

Perhaps some 2-part epoxy? I prefer JB Kwik Weld. It should also add a nice warming sensation.


....or duct tape














Disclaimer for idiots: This was an obnoxious, tongue-in-cheek response. Please do not try this at home or you will have to make an embarassing emergency room visit.

 

[bobsgirl]

Perhaps some 2-part epoxy? I prefer JB Kwik Weld. It should also add a nice warming sensation.


Disclaimer for idiots: This was an obnoxious, tongue-in-cheek response. Please do not try this at home or you will have to make an embarassing emergency room visit.

LMAO, Pink! What a sad world we live in that there really are people who need that last statement.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[jeepman6]

Damn. I can't believe I forgot about the duct tape.

That would have the added advantage of removing all those pesky little butt hairs when you remove it.

Good suggestion.

and at a $1.99 a roll cheaper than waxing





Small print: Please see disclaimer above.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[lovechild27]

maybe buy a new one...that works too...

 

[lilpriss]

I'd suggest going a different route... in the material dept...

maybe they make them in a rubber that is a little harder, but not like hard plastic either... I'd just shop around... find something that you like more!

 

[BirdsWife]

I'd just shop around... find something that you like more!

I can just picture Owlz going up to the cute gal at the service desk...

"Um, I'd like to return this butt plug. It just didn't work out in the end."



(Sorry. It sounded much funnier in my head. I'm just way too loopy tonight.)

 

[Jenny _S]

Maybe he can claim his ass is defective and incompatible with the jelly appliance. They might feel sorry for him

 

[sweet T]

Bad, Bad Posters! ROLTLMAO, seriously speaking... someone push and I'll shove! I would maybe try a different kind, perhaps you should pose this thread in the BDSM CAFE.. who know what will turn up...

 

[Wideopen]

the problem is...

There is not enough of a "flange" (is that the right word?) at the bottom before "the rectangular thingy" (the anchor if you will! ). There is nothing for the muscles to hold on to, so of course it may fall out. Either take a knife to that one or buy a new one. Doc Johnson has them. Not sure of a website. I just go to a store in the area.

 

[Astro]

My gf loved the but plug she had, it had much more of an 'anchor' as well, I think this is the main thing. It was, i dont know the techinal term 'jelly filled', so there is a little give in it.

 

[EarnestImp]

Perhaps some 2-part epoxy? I prefer JB Kwik Weld. It should also add a nice warming sensation.

K3wl! Pure genius! Thankx!

Disclaimer for idiots: This was an obnoxious, tongue-in-cheek response. Please do not try this at home or you will have to make an embarassing emergency room visit.

Aw, bloody hell, now where's that turpentine?