long_haired_lad
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2006
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Mmmmm, the things I could do to her!

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Hope that's a dull knife, honey!
i'm no expert but it doesn't look real sharp to me...
hmmm.... i betcha say that about all the guys! *grins*
is it so blatantly obvious that it's becoming increasingly difficult to find a guy to match my phenomenal wit?
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nah - perhaps you have a "thang" to attract those who rank about as sharp as a marble *grins*
string bkinis are a great improvement on the socks![]()
Oh Yes!! That butt sure looks familiar.



But you're still green with envy.![]()
you're so smart
... i was lying when i said i missed you. i don't. i hate your stinking guts![]()

is it so blatantly obvious that it's becoming increasingly difficult to find a guy to match my phenomenal wit?
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Do you need corrective lenses?
being able to see them clearer isn't going to make them any wittier honey... but i'm sure it couldn't hurt lol
It might hurt if they were really ugly.
ahh! you have made an excellent point there my friend
...thank you for saving my eyes from future horrors![]()