But.. But..

[Never]

It's 4:22 am. Where is everyone?
Don't you people know you're here to entertain me?
Never's lonely! Someone come play with Never!

April?
Adorance?
Laruel?
Expertice?
Endlessly?
bobtoad777?
Ramlick?
Anyone on late?


*wonders off to one of those vampire chatrooms were people are always on a 4 am*

 

[Never]

Okay, I can dig it. I just have to entertain myself. I can do that..
*does a little dance*
Musak, makes the people come together.
Musak, moves the bourgeoisie and the rabble.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Ta Da!!! I'm Here. Where are you?

Hi Never,

I think everyone has gone home and gone to bed. I have know idea why? You would think its late or something. What are you doing here at this hour?

MM

 

[Never]

Hey.. did you know the Cook and the Duchess were actually lovers? It's true.
They were the embodiment of a fiery Sapphic romance gone awry under the merciless structure of Victorian society. The Cook's servile status was a galling reminder that even though she was the dominant partner the Duchess would always be giving the orders. (No wonder she was so pissed) The peppercorn was her way of grinding up the withered testicles of her enemies. I won't even go into the meaning the pepper mill's shape conveys.
This is all true of course, I have a book that says it's so..

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Was that he cook or da Chef?

 

[Never]

Yes.. I can invision you in that role.
So I would have replied to Merlin last night but the site booted me and wouldn't let me come back in..
Just thought I'd share that.

 

[Magic Merlin]

I was replying to Never last night, but also could not get back on the site. And then something strange overcame me......Sleep...

Oh, well. I then imagined that this thread realy did not exist, but was just dreamed up in someone's mind.

 

[Never]

No, it wasn't a dream. It was REAL.
And you were there, and you, and you. And you too Patryn!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Never, you actually asked for me hoping I was here for the friendly banter, now i know this must be a dream

 

[Wizard]

AAAAwwwww No not again...........

 

[Patryn]

I was there? Do I have a doppelganger I don't know about?

 

[April]

Sorry, Never and MM. I got booted out too, otherwise I would have played for a few minutes.

 

[Never]

Interesting.. Very interesting.
Perhaps this server log out is a glitch Laurel put in the system so Literotica addicts would get sleep. Though if that were true it would be the worst type of hypocrisy.. *Having vision of her using my mothers voice 'Listen guys.. it is sooo past your bedtime.'*

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OmyGoddess, so this is what sleep dep. does to you.

 

[Floating Head]

*sing song like* Just floating through, in a never, never land. Just singing a song, side by side!


Never, do you ever?

And if you ever, do you ever never? Or would that be never ever.


Alright guys, time for calisthenics! One, two. One, two. touch them toes.....No slackerssss now.


Is it past our bedtime, girls and boys?


*singing a song* Floating on out of Neverland, singing a sad song...

 

[insideShiraz]

lol...

These are some of the funnest times for me...when you make less sense than I try to at this time of the morning. I'm sure you're in on all of your wierd funny things, but that's why it's so fun to put yet another twist on things. I am smiling at everything