Business Question.

[Clitfucker]

How can I open up a liquor superstore to stay open 24 hours a day 7 days a week?

Here's how I plan to go about doing this.

I want to have this liquor superstore located out in the middle of no where. I plan on selling every kind of hard liquor and beer that is available. I don't want a parking lot. The only way I plan on selling to customers is to have 6 drive-thru windows set up. The way that I want the building set up is to have no windows whatsoever besides the 6 drive-thru windows. I plan on having the 6 drive-thru windows on the other side of the building facing away from the road. I don't plan on having any signs that say what type of building this is.

Now, here's the MOST important question.

How can I run this business successfully without having it shut down by the COPS?

 

[bluespoke]

How can I open up a liquor superstore to stay open 24 hours a day 7 days a week?

Here's how I plan to go about doing this.

I want to have this liquor superstore located out in the middle of no where. I plan on selling every kind of hard liquor and beer that is available. I don't want a parking lot. The only way I plan on selling to customers is to have 6 drive-thru windows set up. The way that I want the building set up is to have no windows whatsoever besides the 6 drive-thru windows. I plan on having the 6 drive-thru windows on the other side of the building facing away from the road. I don't plan on having any signs that say what type of building this is.

Now, here's the MOST important question.

How can I run this business successfully without having it shut down by the COPS?

It's not the cops you have to worry about. It's the felons who will be raiding the place every night!

 

[Purrde Flower]

Why would you want to be open when you can't sell alcohol 24/7?
Unless you are having a bootleg illegal operation

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Business Question.

It's not the cops you have to worry about. It's the felons who will be raiding the place every night!

I won't have to worry about that cuz I will have steel doors that lock from the outside.

 

[weed]

lol

Reminds me of a place in the country i used to know where there was a drive-up window for drinks (mixed) to go in paper cups.

Seriously, 24/7 alcohol access? You certainly will attract the cream of the crop.

 

[gotdatmony]

Move to Las Vegas....you can get it done there

 

[deliciously_naughty]

you can sell alcohol 24/7 in louisiana...or at least new orleans...there are bars there that have literally not closed their doors in years...tres cool...

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: Business Question.

I won't have to worry about that cuz I will have steel doors that lock from the outside.

Steel doors are no protection against PE.

 

[Clitfucker]

Why would you want to be open when you can't sell alcohol 24/7?

I will try my best to work around that law.

 

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[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Business Question.

Steel doors are no protection against PE.

What is the PE?

 

[Clitfucker]

Well frst off, in most states, you cant sell it after 12am for stores and 2 am for Bars. You cant be open on Sunday, and if you are, you will probably go to jail since it is against the law. ARe you going to swear all your customers to secrecy? Oh and some states require you be 21 to sell it, and you wont be until November right? I know youve been planning your party since you got here.

Would you please stop it.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Business Question.

What is the PE?

plastic explosive.

 

[Clitfucker]

Move to Las Vegas....you can get it done there

Thanks, but I live in Tennessee.

 

[Angel]

Well frst off, in most states, you cant sell it after 12am for stores and 2 am for Bars. You cant be open on Sunday, and if you are, you will probably go to jail since it is against the law. ARe you going to swear all your customers to secrecy? Oh and some states require you be 21 to sell it, and you wont be until November right? I know youve been planning your party since you got here.

Actually, it varies from county to county within each state. In my county it is 2am at bars/stores.

Beer can be sold after noon on Sundays.

Most liquor stores close by 9pm regardless.

A few counties over it is 4am for bars, 2am for stores.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

like I said...new orleans...home of the drive through daquari bar when you can get anything any hour of the day...

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Business Question.

plastic explosive.

Oops, I never thought about that.

Thanks

 

[Guest]

 

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[deliciously_naughty]

emerald...I'm guessing you live in the northeast? Home to sucky blue laws? I hear you babe...I grew up there. However, there are happy places where you can buy liquor all the time

Nevada may be another one besides new orleans...


damnit someone pay attention to me (j/k)

 

[Texan]

smiling

I'm guessing that your tongue is securely in your cheek when you propose this as a "business" question. I wouldn't want to think you are serious.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: smiling

I'm guessing that your tongue is securely in your cheek when you propose this as a "business" question. I wouldn't want to think you are serious.

Oh he's young enough to think it's a good idea but , of course, he will drink all the stock before he kills himself.

 

[Clitfucker]

SIGH, since you asked so nicley. Geez, you are one of my favorites to pick on though.

It's ok. Go right on ahead and keep picking on me. I think your AV's are very sexy.

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: smiling

I'm guessing that your tongue is securely in your cheek when you propose this as a "business" question. I wouldn't want to think you are serious.

I am serious. I'm just waiting until I turn 21 to get a liquor license.

 

[weed]

I think you should offer a police discount.

You know, kind of a community service kind of thing.

Maybe you could even write it off on your taxes.



Laughing....I thought PE was police entry.