Angel
Cuntbeans
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I dug these out of the bowels of my deleted items folder in my mailbox. I had a good laugh then, and my father just requested I send him a copy (He ADORES Bush) so I decided to also share them here. (The stuff in parenthesis are comments made by the person who sent it on the mail forward. I left them in cuz
A) I was too lazy to edit them out
B) some of them are funny
Enjoy
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." (this
speaks for itself, idiot)
....George W. Bush, Jr.
(this speaks for itself, idiot)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr.
(Elect an idiot man-child)
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(WTF? And what did he mean my *fellow* astronauts? His head might be
filled with the stuff, but he's never been to outer space.)
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water. If there is water,that means there is oxygen.
If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
(And you thought Bob Dole was old..)
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that
could change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
(Heh)
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
(I concur)
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(Bush holds the secret to time travel)
"The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
(Thats right! Because those Americans that come from other countries are
going to be "more stupid"!)
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have
a tremendous impact on history."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(Bush explains how he got into his canidacy)
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
(heh!)
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(ROFLMAO)
"Public speaking is very easy."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
(Public Coherancy and Accuracy, however, is obviously not...)
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(lol)
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
(Well I *hope* so)
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
(Quite frankly baby sitters are the only profession that sit on our
children)
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
Bush may or may not make."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(he's a Dole!)
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(rrrrrriiighht..)
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(dear god its getting cold out here beyond pluto..)
A) I was too lazy to edit them out
B) some of them are funny
Enjoy
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." (this
speaks for itself, idiot)
....George W. Bush, Jr.
(this speaks for itself, idiot)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr.
(Elect an idiot man-child)
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(WTF? And what did he mean my *fellow* astronauts? His head might be
filled with the stuff, but he's never been to outer space.)
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water. If there is water,that means there is oxygen.
If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
(And you thought Bob Dole was old..)
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that
could change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
(Heh)
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
(I concur)
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(Bush holds the secret to time travel)
"The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
(Thats right! Because those Americans that come from other countries are
going to be "more stupid"!)
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have
a tremendous impact on history."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(Bush explains how he got into his canidacy)
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
(heh!)
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(ROFLMAO)
"Public speaking is very easy."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
(Public Coherancy and Accuracy, however, is obviously not...)
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(lol)
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
(Well I *hope* so)
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
(Quite frankly baby sitters are the only profession that sit on our
children)
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
Bush may or may not make."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(he's a Dole!)
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(rrrrrriiighht..)
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
(dear god its getting cold out here beyond pluto..)
