Bush is the leader of the Church of Latter Day Morons, and Blair is a twit!

[Stout chap]

Votes for women? not on your nelly!

 

[Coolville]

Well now here's a thread that it impossible to understand and respond to...

Is it International Salavador Dali Day?

 

[Stout chap]

Shut it, keyboard pants! :O)

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Where is this popular religion located?

 

[Coolville]

Shut it, keyboard pants! :O)

Steady on, old chap, steady on!

(are you really in deepest, darkest Svalbard?) Spent a month there one week.

 

[Guest]

 

[Stout chap]

These damnable Wegies are planning something or other. Damned if I'm sure it's the invasion of the British Isles! Not on their nelly, b'god! I have to stay in Svalbard to fight 'em here.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Steady on, old chap, steady on!

(are you really in deepest, darkest Svalbard?) Spent a month there one week.

How silly of me.......that must be where it's at.

 

[bluespoke]

What's a nelly?


L.

Well.

In correct usage it is a large bird of the petrel group.

In slang 'not on your nelly' means not likely.

 

[Coolville]

These damnable Wegies are planning something or other. Damned if I'm sure it's the invasion of the British Isles! Not on their nelly, b'god! I have to stay in Svalbard to fight 'em here.

Just stand on the quay, point out to sea and shout, "Whale!!!" - that should keep them distracted for a while. Watch in amusment as they rush for their boats...

 

[Backyard sweaty]

What's a nelly?


L.

An odd toothed noisy chap that apparently can't vote.

 

[Coolville]

Well.

In correct usage it is a large bird of the petrel group.

Sometimes it scares me that you actually retain such information in your brain...

 

[bluespoke]

Sometimes it scares me that you actually retain such information in your brain...

Are you kidding? It's the OED sitting beside me!

 

[Guest]

 

[Coolville]

Are you kidding? It's the OED sitting beside me!

OED? Old, Edible Dame?

Oh, and Glands_Itch... if you're going to play with Microsoft Paintbrush, try and get the spelling right.

 

[Stout chap]

Ha! you want to play with the might of the British Empire, Hannsy old boy? It looks like the old Tuesday afternoon punch-up at the Literotica messaging house, b'god! Take this, you rotter!

 

[Stout chap]

Ho, ho! that put the wind up him!

To coin a phrase, they generally don't like it up 'em, b'god!

 

[Guest]

 

[bluespoke]

OED? Old, Edible Dame?

I wish!

 

[Coolville]

Always amusing watching an Englishman and an English_boy having a banter.

 

[Stout chap]

Ha, ha! that's what you think! I think you're a bit of a terrorist, you know, always terrorisin' those happy chaps in the middle east. I might have to give you a frisk before I allow you to pass!

How fortunate my cock fell out just where the rip in your trousers is!

 

[Guest]

 

[Stout chap]

Ho, ho, ho! Your bally flying aircraft can't escape superior British Weaponry, b'god!

And I thought we agreed to not mention those donkeys, eh?