Burning Maaaaan!! ISO of Desert Date

[murphysez]

Pardon the pun in the subject line, I just realized what I did there.

Anywayyyy, Burning Man is almost here! Well, ok not really, it's the last week of August, but still, I need someone to go wandering the playa with. I'll be camped with a group of friends, we're all experienced, and semi-sane.

I need someone who wants to wander around, and specifically be my partner for all sorts of kinky things like suspension demos, bondage, sitting in the shade sipping margaritas, that sorta thing.

I'm 29 by the way, and looking for a gal in the same age range, +/-. Be awesome and we'll get along great. Why am I starting so early? So we can get past the awkward 'Getting to know you' stage before the party starts!

P.S. I'm more than happy to help you prep and get ready for a week in the desert. Just know this isn't a free ride, I'm not going to be playing Sugar Daddy, just plain 'ole Daddy. Airfare, tickets to the event, and supplies will still need to be paid for, but major stuff like tents, etc... are already on hand.

 

[CuteBrat]

Pardon the pun in the subject line, I just realized what I did there.

Anywayyyy, Burning Man is almost here! Well, ok not really, it's the last week of August, but still, I need someone to go wandering the playa with. I'll be camped with a group of friends, we're all experienced, and semi-sane.

I need someone who wants to wander around, and specifically be my partner for all sorts of kinky things like suspension demos, bondage, sitting in the shade sipping margaritas, that sorta thing.

I'm 29 by the way, and looking for a gal in the same age range, +/-. Be awesome and we'll get along great. Why am I starting so early? So we can get past the awkward 'Getting to know you' stage before the party starts!

P.S. I'm more than happy to help you prep and get ready for a week in the desert. Just know this isn't a free ride, I'm not going to be playing Sugar Daddy, just plain 'ole Daddy. Airfare, tickets to the event, and supplies will still need to be paid for, but major stuff like tents, etc... are already on hand.

Aw....you had me til the not a sugardaddy part.

 

[CuteBrat]

Pardon the pun in the subject line, I just realized what I did there.

Anywayyyy, Burning Man is almost here! Well, ok not really, it's the last week of August, but still, I need someone to go wandering the playa with. I'll be camped with a group of friends, we're all experienced, and semi-sane.

I need someone who wants to wander around, and specifically be my partner for all sorts of kinky things like suspension demos, bondage, sitting in the shade sipping margaritas, that sorta thing.

I'm 29 by the way, and looking for a gal in the same age range, +/-. Be awesome and we'll get along great. Why am I starting so early? So we can get past the awkward 'Getting to know you' stage before the party starts!

P.S. I'm more than happy to help you prep and get ready for a week in the desert. Just know this isn't a free ride, I'm not going to be playing Sugar Daddy, just plain 'ole Daddy. Airfare, tickets to the event, and supplies will still need to be paid for, but major stuff like tents, etc... are already on hand.

So let me get this straight. You are looking for a girl you don't know to tie up and use at Burning Man...and you aren't even offering to get her ticket? Or fly her out? Seriously? You probably expect her to buy the tequila for the margaritas too.

Pathetic.

 

[murphysez]

rb5t4 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, sv r y mnk./;, cd

Just to be clear, my reply to your reply was literally a /faceroll on my keyboard. Cupcake?

So let me get this straight. You are looking for a girl you don't know to tie up and use at Burning Man...and you aren't even offering to get her ticket? Or fly her out? Seriously? You probably expect her to buy the tequila for the margaritas too.

Pathetic.

 

[murphysez]

Ahem, yes, moving on...

 

[Thebee123]

So many students

Many of my student work for BLM and hunt down you folks.

UOTE=murphysez;43524096]Pardon the pun in the subject line, I just realized what I did there.

Anywayyyy, Burning Man is almost here! Well, ok not really, it's the last week of August, but still, I need someone to go wandering the playa with. I'll be camped with a group of friends, we're all experienced, and semi-sane.

I need someone who wants to wander around, and specifically be my partner for all sorts of kinky things like suspension demos, bondage, sitting in the shade sipping margaritas, that sorta thing.

I'm 29 by the way, and looking for a gal in the same age range, +/-. Be awesome and we'll get along great. Why am I starting so early? So we can get past the awkward 'Getting to know you' stage before the party starts!

P.S. I'm more than happy to help you prep and get ready for a week in the desert. Just know this isn't a free ride, I'm not going to be playing Sugar Daddy, just plain 'ole Daddy. Airfare, tickets to the event, and supplies will still need to be paid for, but major stuff like tents, etc... are already on hand.[/QUOTE]

 

[Porkwarrior]

So let me get this straight. You are looking for a girl you don't know to tie up and use at Burning Man...and you aren't even offering to get her ticket? Or fly her out? Seriously? You probably expect her to buy the tequila for the margaritas too.

Pathetic.

Hah! Thank you, that got a chuckle out of me.

 

[CuteBrat]

Hah! Thank you, that got a chuckle out of me.

(Curtsy)

 

[murphysez]

Ahem, moving on from the brat who's really more troll than cute, I'm looking for someone who actually wants to attend the Burn, not a freeloader.

 

[CuteBrat]

Ahem, moving on from the brat who's really more troll than cute, I'm looking for someone who actually wants to attend the Burn, not a freeloader.

So...your definition of "troll" is someone who calls you on your cheap shit?

Your "offer" as I understand it, is the lucky lucky female gets to pay her way there...buy her own ticket...take care of her own food...and as a reward, gets to be sessioned and fucked by you. Wow! Personally I'm shocked there haven't been more women lining up!. You may have to initiate a lottery system.

Or, perhaps, settle on your hand and some tissue.

I know which bet my money's on.....

 

[Seamus44]

So...your definition of "troll" is someone who calls you on your cheap shit?

Your "offer" as I understand it, is the lucky lucky female gets to pay her way there...buy her own ticket...take care of her own food...and as a reward, gets to be sessioned and fucked by you. Wow! Personally I'm shocked there haven't been more women lining up!. You may have to initiate a lottery system.

Or, perhaps, settle on your hand and some tissue.

I know which bet my money's on.....

Remind him to bring some hand lotion too brat.

 

[zeppy69]

So...your definition of "troll" is someone who calls you on your cheap shit?

Your "offer" as I understand it, is the lucky lucky female gets to pay her way there...buy her own ticket...take care of her own food...and as a reward, gets to be sessioned and fucked by you. Wow! Personally I'm shocked there haven't been more women lining up!. You may have to initiate a lottery system.

Or, perhaps, settle on your hand and some tissue.

I know which bet my money's on.....

 

[murphysez]

Wow, you guys are angry. Hmm, let me see, if I had offered to pay her way there, then I'd be a loser who can't get any without paying for it.

No, my definition of a troll is someone who causes hate and discontent for no good reason. Mission accomplished brat.

I didn't realize you folks were all about the sugar-daddy act. Oh lawdy lawd, save me if I ever want to meet a person who's actually interested in doing things like taking in the art and music.

 

[Doog_kuron]

What a brilliant and truly inspired post! Now why oh why didn't I think of that? Ahem. Okay, I'm going to the tropics and I need a girl to satisfy my every whim and sexual desire. But she has to pay for the flight...oh and my ticket too, and I'm going to need the bar tab picking up as well...

 

[Ex Princess]

Cutebrat has a lot more street cred than you do around here.... Might want to rethink the situation and offer your sex toy some incentive.

Remember that girls get sex whenever we want it so unless you're willing to settle for someone below your social rung, you'll need to give them something to look forward to as well.

Pretty girls and naughty girls are used to getting something out of the deal, and sweating it out with a smelly stranger in the desert doesn't sound like theres much incentive there...

 

[CuteBrat]

Cutebrat has a lot more street cred than you do around here.... Might want to rethink the situation and offer your sex toy some incentive.

Remember that girls get sex whenever we want it so unless you're willing to settle for someone below your social rung, you'll need to give them something to look forward to as well.

Pretty girls and naughty girls are used to getting something out of the deal, and sweating it out with a smelly stranger in the desert doesn't sound like theres much incentive there...

I have street cred? Really??

(Doing a happy little subbie dance...)

 

[CuteBrat]

Cutebrat has a lot more street cred than you do around here.... Might want to rethink the situation and offer your sex toy some incentive.

Remember that girls get sex whenever we want it so unless you're willing to settle for someone below your social rung, you'll need to give them something to look forward to as well.

Pretty girls and naughty girls are used to getting something out of the deal, and sweating it out with a smelly stranger in the desert doesn't sound like theres much incentive there...

Oh I forgot to say...AWESOME POST!!

 

[timer_maker]

The guy who started this is really stupid. Here we all are doing everything to catch a nice and sexy woman's attention, and here he comes with this great proposal that no woman ca refuse (extreme sarcasm in case you didnt notice. lol )

seriously...wtf?!! tell me if you get someone though...it would interesting to know who agreed

Unless your group consists of Brad Pitt, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, Leonardo di Caprio, Heath Ledger (back from the death)....you aint getting any sexxy babe

 

[Porkwarrior]

I have street cred? Really??

(Doing a happy little subbie dance...)

Shush you, back in your cage* before I have to gag you for enjoying yourself too much.


*Note -- No, I won't make you buy the cage. But it may take several fittings before it is juuuuust right.

 

[CuteBrat]

Shush you, back in your cage* before I have to gag you for enjoying yourself too much.


*Note -- No, I won't make you buy the cage. But it may take several fittings before it is juuuuust right.

Purrrrrrr.....I soooo miss being in a cage irl...

 

[more_snow_plz]

Street cred on this abortion of a website isn't worth much.

This is just one of many hilarious personal ads that find there way on here. Not worth trashing - he can post whatever he wants.