Bunny Blog, "The Clothes That Got Me Laid"

[JackLuis]

Found this and thought it has possibilities.

I asked Tonia about this, and she agreed with me: “Seriously, about the non-aggressive boys. W.T.F. I guess it’s not ‘respectful’ according to all the women’s studies stuff that stuck in their brains in college?” Oh, no. I never even thought of that. Is that what they teach in those classes? I never took a WOST course, because I didn’t need one; I learned my Women’s Studies on the street! I have feminism street smarts. Also, I was scared to take one, because I heard that people cry during class discussions. Men, is this true? Is Women’s Studies instructing you to be passive? Because these days, it’s like we ladies have to do everything! Shaving, waxing, foot-pumicing, blow-drying, planning a whole outfit, planning the date, paying for half the date, driving to the date, and now you expect us to, like, throw you down on the bed and make love to you? You take some fucking initiative for once!
As it turns out, Hunt finally did take the initiative. “By that time my new jeans were practically on FIRE, but since it was 3 a.m. and my bra was still on, I figured it wasn’t going to happen that night. So, I walked him to my front door.”
“And it all fell apart. He leaned down to kiss me, I leaned in to him, and in a mess of furious making out, rubbing and moaning, I led him back to the couch where my top and his belt came off.” Something about the proximity of doorways seems to make men more assertive. It’s like, you’re standing next to a door, and suddenly there’s boners all over the place. “He then suggested we move it to my bedroom, so we moved down the hallway, still kissing quite heavily, and made it to my bed, where I pushed him down on the mattress. It was at that point that I realized that, if my sex life were to continue in this manner, I would need to get a sturdier, less creaky bed frame.”

“My jeans and his (Ralph Lauren) lay tangled on the floor and an hour or so later we lay tangled in my sheets… I, thoroughly deflowered, and he, rather sweaty, were both quite happily trying to catch our breath.” Hunt left at 4:30. He didn’t know she was a virgin because “because we had gotten each other so damn wound up during the hours of not messing around on the couch that all I could think was DO IT NOW. I decided that my gut was telling me that he was a good guy. And my nether regions were telling me he was SUPER FREAKIN HOT.” When she told him later, he was cool about it.

 

[3113]

Action Films, Idiot Virgin! Not Women's Studies!

Is Women’s Studies instructing you to be passive? Because these days, it’s like we ladies have to do everything! Shaving, waxing, foot-pumicing, blow-drying, planning a whole outfit, planning the date, paying for half the date, driving to the date, and now you expect us to, like, throw you down on the bed and make love to you? You take some fucking initiative for once!

And just how many men take women's studies classes? And how many of those that take such classes actually listen to what they're told in them?

This girl is a virgin in more ways than one. Don't heap the blame on the serious, hard-working women's studies classes--it's the action movies. That's where you get scene after scene of some horny sex kitten throwing a man on the beds and doing all kinds of kinky stuff to him--and that kind of fantasy woman has been on film since the '80! Which means that if anything has taught generations of men to be "passive" it's the "bromances" and superhero films. They're the ones that imply that most sexually adept ladies are the ones who take the initiative. Such ladies, the film says, are not only are into the guy, but are going to give him a night to remember.

 

[Handley_Page]

And just how many men take women's studies classes? And how many of those that take such classes actually listen to what they're told in them?

This girl is a virgin in more ways than one. Don't heap the blame on the serious, hard-working women's studies classes--it's the action movies. That's where you get scene after scene of some horny sex kitten throwing a man on the beds and doing all kinds of kinky stuff to him--and that kind of fantasy woman has been on film since the '80! Which means that if anything has taught generations of men to be "passive" it's the "bromances" and superhero films. They're the ones that imply that most sexually adept ladies are the ones who take the initiative. Such ladies, the film says, are not only are into the guy, but are going to give him a night to remember.

Not one of the women in my life ever did that to/for me; wrong era, I guess.

Come to think of it, "The Clothes That Got Me Laid" is a wonderful problem for the Lawyers at a rape trial.
We keep getting told that the clothes she wears/ wore are not important, but here we are with a good example of where it IS.

Constructive comments are invited from the more feminist readers.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Not one of the women in my life ever did that to/for me; wrong era, I guess.

Come to think of it, "The Clothes That Got Me Laid" is a wonderful problem for the Lawyers at a rape trial.
We keep getting told that the clothes she wears/ wore are not important, but here we are with a good example of where it IS.

Constructive comments are invited from the more feminist readers.

The webmistress geek in me notices that those pictures of what to wear lead to Zappos and amazon product pages, along with a clever little associate ID number that gives her a little kickback if anyone actually buys the items she's linking to. You're being shilled.

Also, saying that "I never took a WOST course, because I didn’t need one; I learned my Women’s Studies on the street!" is like a pig thinking that it's learned everything it needs to know about life as a piggy from Hormel.

 

[Handley_Page]

The webmistress geek in me notices that those pictures of what to wear lead to Zappos and amazon product pages, along with a clever little associate ID number that gives her a little kickback if anyone actually buys the items she's linking to. You're being shilled.

Also, saying that "I never took a WOST course, because I didn’t need one; I learned my Women’s Studies on the street!" is like a pig thinking that it's learned everything it needs to know about life as a piggy from Hormel.

Thank you.
Translation please: "Shilled" ?. as in conned ?
But I find it an interesting conundrum. . .

 

[3113]

Thank you.
Translation please: "Shilled" ?. as in conned ?
But I find it an interesting conundrum. . .

Shilled: A person "shills" when they pose as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into participating in a swindle.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thank you.
Translation please: "Shilled" ?. as in conned ?
But I find it an interesting conundrum. . .

"shilling" is advertising. Not necessarily a con-- and, she actually does write content.

It's pretty funny, actually-- She seems to be trying to find a pathway between what she knows of feminist studies and what she knows her clients want, which is "viral" hahahahaha... advertising. (Sorry for the random giggle there. it just slipps out whenever I try to say "viral advert--- hahahahaha -- ising." It's a nervous twitch.)

What's your conundrum? This woman believes that her "street school of feminism" and her job sneaking in links to Macy's and Zappos can be successfully combined. She's talking to women who are trying to figure out how to get what they want out of men-- and plenty of young women think that dressing right will do that. That has nothing to do with the notion that those young women are wasting their time and money, beyond a certain point-- young men who are horny have xray eyes. They wouldn't remember your pretty silk blouse ($130.00 at Sack's Fifth Avenue) ten minutes after they've dropped you off back at your dorm.

And men who rape look for opportunity, not dress. Anyone who thinks otherwise has not yet been raped.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Gosh, autumn must have arrived. This is more activity on a Friday night than I've seen on Lit in a long time.

 

[anitacheeky]

Is it a big deal? If you want something, go for it. It shouldn't be dependent on whose "turn" it is to take the initiative.

 

[JackLuis]

Is it a big deal? If you want something, go for it. It shouldn't be dependent on whose "turn" it is to take the initiative.

I agree with you.

I put up the link because I thought it might trigger plot bunnies. Particularly as it seems to be for women, as evidenced by the clues to Amazon etal. It has a different style than uni-sexual or male oriented sites, I found that interesting, authorially.