buncha dorks

[Problem Child]

Is it just me or are all the new kids on the Lit block a bunch of sniveling, whining, immature bad-boy wanna-be's?

Just curious. Seems to be a lot of teen-age testoterone run amok around these parts in the last few days.

 

[Weevil]

Shark, Tmurpo, this Thumbs guy

Yeah, I definitely see a trend.

 

[Angel]

No, they ALL aren't. I dragged one of the newbies kicking and screaming to Lit and he rocks, so be nice.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Shame on you two for being intolerant!

 

[Dillinger]

What happened to the kinder, gentler PC? *lol*

 

[Never]

An astute observation.

 

[Problem Child]

Who's that Angel? I wouldn't wanna besmirch the innocent.

 

[Angel]

No No Dilly. We don't want the kinder Gentler PC. We like the real PC much better.

And I dragged Iwah here. And Forced the poor thing to use Iwah as his name.

I'm so rude.

 

[Dillinger]

Actually - I kind of agree with you Angel. The kinder gentler version of PC sort of scared me.

 

[Iwah]

Is it just me or are all the new kids on the Lit block a bunch of sniveling, whining, immature bad-boy wanna-be's?

Well, at least that's better than the things I usually get called.

 

[Problem Child]

I thought that kinder, gentler shit might get me more chicks, but it's too much effort living a lie.

What the heck does Iwah mean, Angel?

 

[bluntforcemama]

We were all newbies once... I seem to remember a few posts that could incriminate, too.

 

[Dillinger]

BTW - I have nothing against newbies - I just support PC's right to sling shit.

 

[Never]

We were all newbies once... I seem to remember a few posts that could incriminate, too.

I was never a newbie.

 

[Weevil]

BTW - I have nothing against newbies - I just support PC's right to sling shit.

I think a distinction has to be made between Newbies and people new to the board

Newbies act like Newbies

People that are new to the board just don't have many posts yet.

 

[Dillinger]

I thought that kinder, gentler shit might get me more chicks, but it's too much effort living a lie.

No, actually they like the bad boys, they just won't admit it.

 

[Problem Child]

I love newbies. I like this Innocencefound person already I've only read three of her posts.

Just seems like we've had several over the last few days that are insistent on stepping on their own dicks, for no apparent reason.

Take a week or so to settle in and get to know people first guys.

Sheesh.

 

[Angel]

I thought that kinder, gentler shit might get me more chicks, but it's too much effort living a lie.

What the heck does Iwah mean, Angel?

He was saying something about Iowa one night on the phone and his little midwestern accent said Iwah instead. I never let him forget it since he makes fun of my adorable thuglike accent.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've never been a newbie.

Okay, so I was a newbie until about 30 posts ago. Anyway.

Newbies who sling shit should not run crying wolf when the shit gets slung back at them. Oldies who sling shit should not run in tears emailing Laurel that Muffi- er, someone on this board has hurt their feelings, again. *muttering* Buncha whiny losers. *Clears throat and resumes in a louder voice* The way to board acceptance and popularity is not by slinging shit and insulting those who seem to be the most acerbic in wit, or easy targets because they're mean and naturally the rest of the board will jump in the "beat the meanie" clique. It doesn't work.

Everyone loves me gawddammit. I have a fucking gun and it's loaded with grape koolaid!!!!! Your clothes are in mortal danger!!!

Some of these persons previously named are acting like whiny little assholes who want to break into the group by insulting people. It's like in kindergarten when you showed the boy of your dreams how much you loved him by smashing his wooden block fort to bits and then kicking his ass all over the place when he cried. Kisses work much better. That and judicious titty flashes. In general, men are struck dumb by a judicious titty flash. I don't know why either...

Anyway. I need some guacamole. Where in the hell did the Stud take himself off to?

 

[Dillinger]

LAUREL!!! MUFFY IS BEING MEAN AGAIN!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*slaps Dilly* Oh shut up you tattletale.

Laurel, I didn't do it!!!! He started it!

 

[Dillinger]

SHE HIT ME, SHE HIT ME. She is such a meanie. Send her back, Laurel? Can we trade her in for another Muffy?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*gasps in surprise* I didn't hit you, you poopyhead!!!!

*slaps Dilly again* Quit telling on me!!! Or I'll tell Laurel about the time that you snuck into her house and pulled Aiko's hair.

 

[Dillinger]

OK - I take it back. I doubt the new muffy would have such a hot ass as yours anyway.

Besides - isn't this thread all about PC?

*whispering* ... ok here's what we'll do - you sneak up behind him and get on your hands and knees and I'll push him and he'll fall over you!!!

Oh... then stay on your hands and knees... cause I'm gonna want a piece of your ass!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*whispering* Ooooooh, good idea, Dill.

*In a stage whisper* Yes, this thread is all about PC and dorks. We shouldn't fight.

*sneaks up on PC on hands and knees, giggling maniacally*