Bumper Stickers

[Rayne_Clowd]

This thread is open for everyone to share those funny or inspirational quotes you have seen on bumper stickers or that you feel should be a bumper sticker. Please keep the drama out of this thread along with all snippy comments to others. If you cant play nice don't play at all.

(yes I know there is a quotes thread already but a) its for more serious quotes and b) I was asked not to post there, so I have made this thread for my own out let, you are most welcome to join me.)


A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons...For You are Crunchy and Taste Good With Ketchup."

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy becoming a lesbian and practicing witchcraft."

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
Caution! I stop for gnomes, elves, pixies, unicorns, leprechauns, faeries, dragons, and other mystical creatures only I can see.

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water."

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"My other car is a broomstick."

 

[Powerdog16]

Caution: I drive like you do!

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

Strangers have the best candy

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car

I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....

Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!

 

[dragonrazor]

My favorites of all time, courtesy of spaceballs:

"If you can read this...You don't need glasses"
"We brake for nobody"

And a couple of my own ideas:

"If you can read this, you're about to owe me twenty grand."
"AOSHI: Advocate for Open Season for Hunting Idiots"

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

if you think this car is dirty you should spend a night with the owner.

 

[zydrate]

Support Search and Rescue: Get Lost.

giggles

 

[sallythescorpian]

Great Idea Rayne!



"You looked better on MySpace!"

"My other car's a porche" (usually seen on a complete boneshaker!!)

"Your village called! They want their idiot back!"

"Drugs lead no where - but its the scenic route!!"

"Are you having phone sex - or do you always drive that way?"

"Driver carries no cash - he's married!"

"May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous wife!"

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

"Free Breast Exam! ACT NOW!! (While my hands are warm!)"

"Women love me - I pull out on time!"

"Flash me - I have a pornographic memory!"

"Take my wife - she gives great headache!"

"Pog mo thoin!" (Kiss my arse)

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

hehe thanks for those Zye and Sally they are too funny, I will be back with more tomorrow.

 

[Trixabell]

Bombing for world peace is like fucking for virginity

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

Here's a few:

Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later!

Jesus loves you, it's the rest of us that think your an asshole.

I used up all my sick days so now I'm calling in dead.

I am not a stalker, I'm just curious. (By the way your out of milk)

And my favorite..

Well behaved women rarely make history!

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

Jesus loves you, it's the rest of us that think your an asshole

That one had me laughing Cherry.


Horn Broke Watch For Finger.

Zero to Bitch in 3.4 seconds.

I'm hung like Einstein and Smart as a Horse.

Take revenge Shit on a Pigeon.

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands.

 

[oreocookie]

Seeing as my theme at the moment is completely hippie oriented, and I'm a vegetarian, I think these fit well:

"Vegetarians do it with relish. (and wear a condiment)"
"Vegetarians taste better"

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Isn't a smoking section in a resturant like a peeing section in a pool?

Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

You can't get on your feet until you get off your ass!

 

[Nina327]

I like your Christ
I do not like your Christians
They are so unlike your Christ
-Gandhi

You can't save the damsel if she like her distress.

Tom Cruise won't out-crazy me!

If you want Sympathy, Its between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary.

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

 

[Kat73]

My kid beat up your honor student.

Do not wash this car - I'm Conserving Water

 

[oreocookie]

"My dog is smarter than your honor student"

 

[Nina327]

be kind to nurses, they keep doctors from accidentally killing you.

 

[_Raven_]

-Life is tough, it's even tougher when your stupid.

-My inner child is a mean little fucker.

-You don't know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get to beat you with until you understand who's in command here.

-You stupidly think I'm kidding, so let's clear things up. I really truly don't like you. Got it?

-Latino's do it better.

-If your gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair.

 

[Daydream_weaver]

I love bumper stickers and such...a few I like:

If stupidity hurt, you’d need a morphine drip

Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics

Don’t judge a book by its movie

If all else fails, stop using all else

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Remember: Pillage, then burn

Never moon a werewolf

When in doubt…mumble

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to be one

 

[Veroe]

Answer my prayers PLEASE steal this car!!!
On a bait car

 

[Veroe]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg143/Kitty_Shadow/WATCHOUTFORTHEIDIOTBEHINDME.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/pinkladybug2005/bumper%20stickers/condom.gif

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/pinkladybug2005/bumper%20stickers/voices_real.gif

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff23/wannaplay2006/ICOULDNTDECIDEBUMPERSTICKER.jpg

All these made me laugh

 

[dragonrazor]

Hmmm, let's see.

"My other car is a Gundam"
"My other car is a Frostsaber" (you pick up strange things from Warcrack addicts)
"My other car is on Ragol" (PSO players will get this)
"My other car eats mines for breakfast" (this was on one of those minesweeper tanks the military uses. The irony made me lol)
"I brake for dumbasses"
"Can I tell you a secret? I see DUMB people"

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D16V5K3GL._SL500_AA280_.gif

 

[Nina327]

http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/a106_s8.jpg

 

[Arcane_Desires]

These crack me up! Cool thread Rayne! I'm going to have to make that lit account just so I can post here and read it! Lol! ~ Holes

Here's some I like!

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm drunk, alcoholics go to meetings."
"Jesus is coming! Look busy!"
"Take your Ex out tonight. (one bullet oughta do it)."
"Where the hell is Easy Street?!"
"If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?"

From Master Arcane - "Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog."
"I child-proofed my house...BUT THEY STILL GET IN!"
"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions."
"The shortest sentence is 'I am'. The longest is 'I do'."
"If you can't enjoy yourself. Try to enjoy someone else."

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

Loved this one

"I child-proofed my house...BUT THEY STILL GET IN!"