Bumper stickers?
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CreamyLady
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I had a great bumper sticker, that had everyone -- absolutely everyone -- waving at me and smiling.
It said: Be a genius. Think for yourself.
It said: Be a genius. Think for yourself.
Lovely Latina
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Few of my personal faves:
--Constipated people don't give a shit.
--Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."
--If you can read this, please turn me back over. (On a license plate flipped upside down.)
--If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better.
--My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
--If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
--Constipated people don't give a shit.
--Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."
--If you can read this, please turn me back over. (On a license plate flipped upside down.)
--If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better.
--My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
--If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
CreamyLady
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In another vein, here's one:
B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Classy and HOT!
B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Classy and HOT!
Firesprite
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"yes, I really do own the road"
on a billboard advertising Bicardi Rum: "They say fame is a burden, I say, give me that burden"
on a billboard advertising Bicardi Rum: "They say fame is a burden, I say, give me that burden"
...and some more
"Of course I know what I'm doing. I'm a male!"
"My other car isn't much better than this one"
"I never break"
"Just because you're in a car doesn't mean that I can't see you picking your nose!"
"If I go under 60, the bomb in my trunk will explode"
"Of course I know what I'm doing. I'm a male!"
"My other car isn't much better than this one"
"I never break"
"Just because you're in a car doesn't mean that I can't see you picking your nose!"
"If I go under 60, the bomb in my trunk will explode"
Gingersnap
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ala H.T. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
From my vintage 70's collection; Jesus is coming and he's
really pissed!
Present on a 1967 Gold Baracuda (not saying whose) "If you can beat me, you can eat me"
Can you say yip eio ke eeee!!!!
[Edited by Gingersnap on 06-28-2000 at 04:47 AM]
From my vintage 70's collection; Jesus is coming and he's
really pissed!
Present on a 1967 Gold Baracuda (not saying whose) "If you can beat me, you can eat me"
Can you say yip eio ke eeee!!!!
[Edited by Gingersnap on 06-28-2000 at 04:47 AM]
Magic Merlin
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This is one a friend of mine has on her car and knowing her is what made it so funny to me.
'You say I'm a Bitch as if thats a bad thing'
'You say I'm a Bitch as if thats a bad thing'
Hi All. I am new here, but here a few bumper stickers I have come across...
To you it's a six pack, to me it's a support group.
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
S.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)
S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's Rights
THINK before you ACT.
If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
More people I meet, more I like my dog....
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
It took 40 years to make me look this good.
Condoms are easier to change than Diapers!
You Have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
Buy a gun, support the constitution.
Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
Be nice society already sucks.
My other auto is a 9MM.
Don't laugh, your daughter may be in back.
Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
The Second Place Is The First Loser
Fat people are hard to kidnap.
Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They Drive
If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
My IQ came back negative!
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
Hey dumb ass I bought my own car; not mommy and daddy!
my other ride is your mom
I am not speeding, I am qualifying.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.
huked on foniks werkd fer me
If Clinton is the answer, what was the question?
If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?
"Stupid should hurt!"
Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Don't fuck with my head and I won't think with my dick!
To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
Support publik edekasion
To you it's a six pack, to me it's a support group.
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
S.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)
S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's Rights
THINK before you ACT.
If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
More people I meet, more I like my dog....
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
It took 40 years to make me look this good.
Condoms are easier to change than Diapers!
You Have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
Buy a gun, support the constitution.
Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
Be nice society already sucks.
My other auto is a 9MM.
Don't laugh, your daughter may be in back.
Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
The Second Place Is The First Loser
Fat people are hard to kidnap.
Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They Drive
If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
My IQ came back negative!
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
Hey dumb ass I bought my own car; not mommy and daddy!
my other ride is your mom
I am not speeding, I am qualifying.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.
huked on foniks werkd fer me
If Clinton is the answer, what was the question?
If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?
"Stupid should hurt!"
Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Don't fuck with my head and I won't think with my dick!
To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
Support publik edekasion
CurlyGirly
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I'm a bumper sticker addict!
A few of my favorites:
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Discourage inbreeding: Ban Country Music!
Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
And another fun thing I got in an email..
Failed state nickname for Georgia: "We put the fun back in fundamentalist extremism!"
A few of my favorites:
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Discourage inbreeding: Ban Country Music!
Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
And another fun thing I got in an email..
Failed state nickname for Georgia: "We put the fun back in fundamentalist extremism!"
Thanks for all the great slogans!
I've got a few more:
If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT!
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
Ski Naked! (my favorite!)
Forget the dog, Beware of the owner!
I'm spending my kids inheiritance!
Insanity is heriditary, you get it from your kids!
I've got a few more:
If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT!
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
Ski Naked! (my favorite!)
Forget the dog, Beware of the owner!
I'm spending my kids inheiritance!
Insanity is heriditary, you get it from your kids!
