Bumper Stickers For The Ladies

[christophe]

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1 So many men, so few that can afford me

2 God made us sisters prozac made us friends

3 I f they dont have chocolate in heaven I aint going

4 My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

5 Coffee, chocolate men...some things are better rich

6 Sorry if I look interested...I am not

7 I am out of estrogen, and I have a gun

8 Guys have feelings, but like who cares

9 If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen

10 Diner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

11 How can I miss you if you dont go away

12 Dont get smart with me....you will not win!

 

[Silverlily]

1 So many men, so few that can afford me

If the fifty pairs of shoes in the closet fit...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

lol i think number 11 applies to me, I seen my boyfriend for at least 12 hours everyday for three weeks, and talk to him online and on the phone for hours. The moment he leaves my house he says he misses me.

 

[Bindii]

Lol they are good!

What about
We'll get along fine as soon as you realise that I'm god.

 

[christophe]

Lol they are good!

What about
We'll get along fine as soon as you realise that I'm god.

You been talking to my wife?