Bump this thread every time Loving Tounge does something really really stupid.

[Gusty Wind]

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[miles]

Is there anyone left who doesn't think LT is a retarded maggot?

 

[kellycummings]

I was throwing some insults at him last night and here are what I think are the two funniest.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature.



You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue.


They had me giggling for half an hour.

 

[kellycummings]

Bump this thread every time Loving Tounge does something really really stupid.

Does breathing count as somethng stupid? I figure with him it must.

 

[Elmer Keith]

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue.

This is the A-#1, absofuckintively, posifuckinlutely best one. Thank you.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

High, Gusty. Love your new AV.......

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

It's a genuine Stetson

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

For the folks that have LovingDung in ignore.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

Hmmm the hat looks a little too big ..

Think so?

 

[kellycummings]

Hmmm the hat looks a little too big ..

You know what they say about men with big hats....

 

[Elmer Keith]

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

NO. Now that you wanna me to think ..

I think you will break 63,000 posts before I wake up tomorrow...

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[kellycummings]

LT is being stupid again so I gotta say something to keep the thread going.

 

[Elmer Keith]

Hey Gusty. Peace.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

I got this one, KC

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Elmer Keith]

K! Groovyyyy

Neat-O

 

[Gusty Wind]

Neat-O

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