Budding Breasts

[Hard_Rom]

When describing sheep fucking remember to have fucker wear his wellies for authenticity.










You need some where to put sheep's back legs.




Or so a Scotsman told me.

 

[ChloeTzang]

...........

 

[holliday1960]

When describing sheep fucking remember to have fucker wear his wellies for authenticity.
You need some where to put sheep's back legs.
Or so a Scotsman told me.

A SCOTSMAN?!! Oh, say it isn't so! My 10x great-grandfather was a Scotsman! (But his thing was not wearing undies!)

 

[jomar]

Caitlyn Jenner says budding breasts aren't really much of an issue.

 

[CyranoJ]

Don't joke about were-sheep: they are very real down where I come from. Some fool-hardy people have been nibbled to death in the course of a moonlit night

I've heard the were-sheep responsible are still on the lam.

* ba dum TSSS *

 

[holliday1960]

I've heard the were-sheep responsible are still on the lam.

* ba dum TSSS *

Where's the like button on here?

 

[TxRad]

I think it was Ogg who posted the link to the were-sheep video. Now i wish I had saved it.

There is no such thing as new in the AH.

 

[holliday1960]

I think it was Ogg who posted the link to the were-sheep video. Now i wish I had saved it.

There is no such thing as new in the AH.

Are Ewe kidding? I've heard that little-lambs eat Ivy... A kid will eat Ivy, too! Wouldn't you?

 

[TxRad]

Are Ewe kidding? I've heard that little-lambs eat Ivy... A kid will eat Ivy, too! Wouldn't you?

As long as it's not Poison Ivy.

Come to think about it, I think i did eat an Ivy somewhere back in my misspent youth.

 

[Hypoxia]

1st shepherd: I got my first piece of ass under that tree over there.
2nd shepherd: Yeah? Right there? Really?
1st shepherd: Yeah, really. And her mother was standing by that rock over there.
2st shepherd: Wow, really? Uh, did she say anything?
1st shepherd: Just 'Baaaa'.
___

Mary had a little lamb
Couldn't make it with a man.
___

Some men need a good woman. Some men need a good man. Some men need a good sheep. Whatever works.
___

New Zealand: Where men are men and sheep are scared. (Or is that Wyoming?)
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Okay, enough of that. In Scotland they have the mer-people selkies (were-seals) but what do they call the were-sheep? Besides 'baby'? Did sheep-spotting long precede train-spotting? Wool you like to go dancing?

 

[TxRad]

What do you call a Wyoming rancher with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

 

[Hard_Rom]

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.


Roger Waters

 

[holliday1960]

As long as it's not Poison Ivy.

Come to think about it, I think i did eat an Ivy somewhere back in my misspent youth.

I certainly hope it was before the were-sheep got to her!

 

[stickygirl]

I think it was Ogg who posted the link to the were-sheep video. Now i wish I had saved it.

There is no such thing as new in the AH.

There's this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/sco/b/b9/Wallace_gromit_were_rabbit.jpg

 

[OmnislashXX]

Maybe we need an actual definition.

Just bits from Dictionary.com :

4.
Anatomy. any small rounded part.
5.
an immature or undeveloped person or thing.

verb (used without object), budded, budding.
7.
to put forth or produce buds.
8.
to begin to develop.
9.
to be in an early stage of development.

In other words, underage.

 

[Handley_Page]

___

Mary had a little lamb
Couldn't make it with a man.
___

Okay, enough of that. In Scotland they have the mer-people selkies (were-seals) but what do they call the were-sheep?

Revised to make:-

Mary had a little lamb
the Doctor fainted.

Maybe we need an actual definition.

Just bits from Dictionary.com :

4.
Anatomy. any small rounded part.
5.
an immature or undeveloped person or thing.

verb (used without object), budded, budding.
7.
to put forth or produce buds.
8.
to begin to develop.
9.
to be in an early stage of development.

In other words, underage.

A remark long over-due, IMO.

 

[stickygirl]

Yes, there ought to be a 'like' button
Being as it started out as a humorous thread, I didn't want to stomp around (again).

 

[holliday1960]

Yes, there ought to be a 'like' button
Being as it started out as a humorous thread, I didn't want to stomp around (again).

Comeon, Sticky! Put your boots on and wade on in! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! The problem with the definition posted above is that WE all don't need it. We know what it is and none of us are pushing the line.
It should be posted where it is needed; to those who pretend ignorance in order to evade the rules.
Words like budding, childhood, adolescent, etc. are not just implications, they are blatant descriptions, and if I read the rules correctly, IMPLIED isn't allowed either!
Implied might be something along the lines of doe-like eyes, or sheepish grin... that implies the person resembled but was not in fact a doe or sheep. (We better all go back and check our stories again, because implied can become a sticky issue! (sorry...no pun intended!) Should I have used the sentence, "He wore a were-sheepish grin" instead?
The controversy seems to arise when one author can get away with it and another one can't.

 

[stickygirl]

Most girls/women's boobs have long since budded by the time they are 18, so yes, any reference to budding is in breach of the rules for underage. Whether the author has used the words out of mischief or ignorance is no defence and being attracted to a girl because she looks underage is too creepy. Having said that, women play on the 'look' - the waif-like big-eyed (so popular with manga comics), so they should take some responsibility too. A pinch of salt is ok for 'vicars and tarts' parties, because the average age is likely to be under 25. Visiting whore houses in Thailand because the girls look like they're 12 is disgusting.

I'm not big into the history of Lit and all the gnashing of teeth that has gone on over who said what 'because because...' Lit is not paid-for, so if you don't like it, then shut up or put up or become a mod yourself, if they'll have you. That Lit has stood the test of time is evidence enough that the ragtag rules and their patchwork application has worked. As an author, if you feel motivation to write underage sexual stories then let your own conscience direct you. Having underage sexual impulses is one thing, putting them in print quite another and if you were to ever act on your impulses, I'll be first in line to remove your testicles. None of us should be normalising pedophilia by sexualising children in print.

 

[CyranoJ]

Thailand is rife enough with actual child prostitutes that I doubt people with real pedophilic urges are there just using adult women with small breasts as a substitute. Some of this stuff veers alarmingly close to basically outright shaming the existence of certain body types, which is really problematic.

 

[stickygirl]

Agreed, but that's a whole other topic and I didn't mean to create a smokescreen

 

[NoJo]

I'd post my a pic of my tits here, but I'm not that kind of a girl

 

[holliday1960]

The bottom line is that running a web site that appears on and is accessible by the population of the entire world is not an easy task. The country where the site is based naturally dictates the laws it must adhere to. It may violate laws in some other countries, but yet it is still accessible. In those cases, I would expect the country in question to ban the site and block access to it.

In the alternative, a set of site rules has been decided. And, as Laurel has pointed out on another thread, one person's kink is another person's cringe. She can't be responsible for who likes what. And that is completely understandable.

What isn't understandable is how the rules can be manipulated in order to avoid adhering to them. Case in point: It is NOT okay to write about underage sex. Even, (no...), ESPECIALLY if it is a fact. But, if the character is really intended to be a "beast" who simply shape-shifts into the form of a child, that might be okay as long as the character enjoys the act and/or consents. Or what about the D/D stories where the daughter is dressed and portrayed as a child, but she's really 18?

So, the question then becomes, if one choose to do so, how far can one bend the rules before breaking them? At the end of the day, it's the site owners who decide, and they do that to the best of their ability, I'm sure.
You are absolutely right about not reading what offends you. That's exactly what I do. And, I can and will report what appears to be a violation of the rules, even if I don't completely understand them.
What they do once a story is reported is beyond my control. But, I can still publicly question the reasons for approving one, and not another.
*no slender young sheep were insulted, abused, humiliated, or otherwise harmed in the posting of this comment. (I have their consent in writing to prove it)

 

[Harryasaboy]

Not always the case

Budding breasts in an adult man are called man boobs. Try exercising and staying in shape and it won't be a problem. Or just remain an out of shape slob.

Man boobs can also be caused by certain medications too.

 

[NoJo]

Man boobs can also be caused by certain medications too.

Or too much Soya Milk dammnit