Buber: the way for amateurs to try being escorts

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This could be a single story or a series. A new service comes into being and somehow is structured to be legal (uber managed to dodge the rules on gypsy cabs, so why not) allowing the average Jane and John Doe to become prostitutes in a system with screening and feedback to minimize risk, stds and the awful stuff that comes with sex work.

With that out of the way could be a good setup for lots of stories. Can easily imagine it working with any of these admittedly porny archetypes, 1) college kid needs money and "just going to do it once to pay that jaywalking ticket, no one will ever find out" 2) frustrated wife/husband want to have new experiences and get the satisfaction they aren't getting at home, maybe ends up with spouse as customer explaining why they aren't getting any at home (a hooker version of the "pina colada song"!) (sorry for putting that Rupert Hines nightmare in your head) 3) shy virgin forces themselves into signing up so they have to follow through/overcoming timidity,
And finally joining the world of the fucking club. 4) someone clicks the wrong box when they sign up and finds themselves in over their head tied and gagged. 5) old friends have a bet, loser has to sign up and work one "job", and of course the non-losing friend secretly signs up to be the "job" because they have never had the wherewithal to make a move and because it has already been done 157 times before ... 6) insert your favorite incest trope here. "After a sweaty toe-curling explosive finish he/she/it take their mask off now dripping with my hot cum and "imagine my shock when i saw the beaming coated face of my (sister, cousin, grandma, best friends dog's previous owner, evil twin) smiling up at me!"

I like the idea of amateurs selling sex but am not really interested in the risk of violence and disease that someone causally putting a backpage ad up on a whim would offer them.

If you are going to make my month and write on this please pm me so I can give you my name to work in there.
 
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I have always thought someone should do a live-out-your-fantasy escort type service. It probably is out there...sort of, but I would structure it where for a high price, whatever was wanted would be done. A lot of peoples fantasies...do not actually involve sex...it may be implied, but not physical sex for pay.

For instance, a dominatrix got out of hot water when a patron died of a heart attack while being whipped. The two never had sex so the police could not make a manslaughter charge work. It was a health issue where he just happened to have his heart give out at her place.

So it could be the same thing, sort of a Lyolds of London type of fantasy service where ANYTHING would be considered with a price to match.
 
Love the idea, and not just because I have a crush on a coworker who does Uber... I like the thought of impersonal sex on demand.
 
Oh, well, there are a thousand and one REAL
stories to start with. Trouble is, girls like me
know when to OPEN her mouth, and when to KEEP IT
SHUT! That's why you only hear about it when
someone fucks up. This has been going on
everywhere, for years. In places where "fun" is
frowned upon, it's not quite as accessible as
"Uber," though.


My experience has mostly been in the 'states.
Can you spell "concierge?" This is the guy who
can get the bellboy to tote your shit. At posh
hotels, he usually has his own desk. He (they
are almost always "he") can also fix you up with
show tickets, the best bar, the best restaurant
for weird food, and the best girl for a blow and
blow, or whatever else you fancy. All the "arts"
are available. It's best if you are on expense
account. She (or they) won't be cheap.


These girls aren't $100-a-pop "Brenda Jeans." If
you are in a posh hotel, the concierge already
knows you don't want a cheap blow from a street
'ho'. The concierge also already knows if you
don't belong there, and he knows who all the
smooth dicks (undercover cops) are. A good
concierge can tell what you want better than you
can, and he knows what is available and who is
best at it.

Anyway, good luck with your stories!

Love,

Jamie
 
twist in the tale

In the Uk if you want to do this you work in a lapdancing club (used to be called a hostess club). An expensive high class one like the gaslight in London. You would feel them up under the table and sit with them so they can spend dinner with their fingers in your pussy. Then after the club closes if they offer enough money (a couple of hundred, you were pretty and wore lovely kinky stuff) you would go back to their hotel room. By then you knew who they were and they'd paid in the club by credit card, so it was relatively low risk. most men have never experienced fantastic oral, so a bit of that and they were putty in your hands. If they wanted dominating you just sit on their faces, tell them what to do whilst they're being queened, use all the dirty words.
Earns good money.
 
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This could be a single story or a series. A new service comes into being and somehow is structured to be legal (uber managed to dodge the rules on gypsy cabs, so why not) allowing the average Jane and John Doe to become prostitutes in a system with screening and feedback to minimize risk, stds and the awful stuff that comes with sex work.

With that out of the way could be a good setup for lots of stories. Can easily imagine it working with any of these admittedly porny archetypes, 1) college kid needs money and "just going to do it once to pay that jaywalking ticket, no one will ever find out" 2) frustrated wife/husband want to have new experiences and get the satisfaction they aren't getting at home, maybe ends up with spouse as customer explaining why they aren't getting any at home (a hooker version of the "pina colada song"!) (sorry for putting that Rupert Hines nightmare in your head) 3) shy virgin forces themselves into signing up so they have to follow through/overcoming timidity,
And finally joining the world of the fucking club. 4) someone clicks the wrong box when they sign up and finds themselves in over their head tied and gagged. 5) old friends have a bet, loser has to sign up and work one "job", and of course the non-losing friend secretly signs up to be the "job" because they have never had the wherewithal to make a move and because it has already been done 157 times before ... 6) insert your favorite incest trope here. "After a sweaty toe-curling explosive finish he/she/it take their mask off now dripping with my hot cum and "imagine my shock when i saw the beaming coated face of my (sister, cousin, grandma, best friends dog's previous owner, evil twin) smiling up at me!"

I like the idea of amateurs selling sex but am not really interested in the risk of violence and disease that someone causally putting a backpage ad up on a whim would offer them.

If you are going to make my month and write on this please pm me so I can give you my name to work in there.

How about something like a fantasy weekend at a legal brothel (like the Bunny Ranch you see on HBO). Join the 'staff' to try it out. The house would split the earnings (80/20) minus expenses. The lady or man would get the experience in a safe environment, and the house could advertise to their clients to try out someone new.

Now you can figure out who they would meet there. Someone random or someone who found out and secretly had wanted to 'sleep' with that person but did not have the chance for whatever reason.
 
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