bruises

[Svedish_Chef]

Ok Now I see em.

The massaging things not a bad idea cept it hurts like hell.

 

[Paendragon]

There's always leeches.

 

[Silverlily]

Warm packs will help increase circulation, clearing out the old blood faster. Also Arnica (you can find it in some of Bath and Body Works' lotions, check their aromatherapy line) cream will also help by shrinking the capillaries.

Regular concealer is not enough, you need a green base to cover red/purple and a lanveder base to cover any yellowing. Dab (not rub) them only where needed, set with powder, then use regular concealer to blend the colors.

Don't short yourself on sleep either, dark circles under your eyes will pull the bruises out.

 

[bluespoke]

Nasty bruises.

I had the same when I had my wisdom teeth out some years ago.

I'm afraid you just have to suffer all the jokes about wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever battering.

Smile and after the first few tell them pointedly that their joke is so original!

I don't want to worry you but they can be even more vivid when they go yellowish!

 

[Black_Bird]

Hey, hon? There's a whole thread dedicated to tending to bruises somewhere in the BDSM forum... you just have to look for it.

Wish you luck.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Witch Hazel. Soak a cotton ball...dab on the bruise. Twice a day.

 

[LMT]

Manual Lymphatic Drainage

The suggestion to rub it is both wrong.... and not too far off the mark.

The Lymphatic system is responsible for removing proteins from the tissues, including the blood and damaged tissue from bruises. I assume you are not looking for professional help in clearing up your bruise so here is a do it yourself description of the basic technique. Place your hands lightly on your skin. Stretch the skin down towards your jaw line then back towards your ear in a semicircular motion. The pressure should be only enough to stretch the skin. Gently release the tension in your skin completing the circular motion and repeat several times. You should also do this motion over the sides of the neck (stretching the skin back and down towards your trunk).

I would suggest you continue using ice as well. It will help keep down any swelling and reduce the metabolism (demand for oxygen) in the area which will help prevent any secondary ischemic (lack of oxygen/stragulation) tissue dammage.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh wow. I will quite literally be feeling your pain a week from tomorrow, sweetie.

I hope the bruises go away soon. Don't worry about the people at work. Just ignore the stares.

It's not as bad as when I had sinus surgery. I had two black eyes and my whole upper face was swollen. It definitely looked like somebody worked me over good.

 

[lickerish]

LMT.. that looks like sound advice, I will try that right away.

Ruby, are you getting your wisdom teeth taken out?


Here's another pic.. the bruising looks slightly better today.. taking on a yellowish hue. And can you see where the corner of my lip has a tear in it? It hurts like a mofo.. I've been keeping Neosporin on it.. I hope it heals.

 

[LMT]

Glad I could help. Hope you feel better.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, Licky. Just the top two. Had the bottom ones taken out over ten years ago and the dentist said the top ones would never come in.

That's why I told you to get all of yours done now, so you wouldn't have to deal with it again.

 

[Guest]

Ouchie, Lickerish. You poor thing!
I feel for you and I hope your bruises heal really soon.
I had a tough time after my oral surgery, last year. I look at bruises as the way your body reminds you to take care of yourself.

Take care, hon!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

lickerish, that does not look like fun, but I do have some suggestions that worked for me. First off, as Kitten Eyes said, tinted makeup can really help with the bruises, since it helps even out the skin tone to something that can be covered by regular makeup. Assess the color of the bruising (hint, you're going to need to apply different colors in different places of the bruise), and then go to your local drug store. Generally, there are several lines sold at places like Longs that do have the individual tint sticks, and acombination powder that will even out the skin tone. Both forms are able to be used together, and are designed to go on before makeup. For the crack in your lip, Neosporin is good, but you also need to treat the problem that caused the split. Use a heavy lip balm (Burt's Beeswax is one of your best bets, Carmex is also good, or Blistex Ultra Protection), and apply it in a fairly thick layer. After that, you can cover it up with a thick cream concealer, and a lipstick. Remember, when at work, you're going to need to reapply throughout the day, since the lip balm is also acting like a temporary bandage.

 

[Mensa]

Problem solved

Wear a see-through, low cut blouse without a bra and a micro-mini skirt. Believe me, no one will even notice the face.

 

[lickerish]

By Gawd Mensa! That's it! lol.. perfect answer to my dilema. Do you suggest lots of bending over as well?

I've decided not to cover it up.. I'm not much of a make-up wearer, so if I come in all caked up.. I think that would look even fishier... I'll stick with my masacara and chapstick

It's all yellow/green and hideous.. but I'll survive. Definitely going to wear my hair down tho..

I hope the swelling goes down more before tomorrow.. I look like a damn blow fish

 

[Starfish]

Ahhhhh. THat hurts.


I am sorry you are in so much agony, and you are facing this bruising shit.

Well, you're still the most beautiful woman in the world, so don't get down.


(((((((((((((((((((((lickerish))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Orlanth]

Ahhhhh. THat hurts.


I am sorry you are in so much agony, and you are facing this bruising shit.

Well, you're still the most beautiful woman in the world, so don't get down.


(((((((((((((((((((((lickerish))))))))))))))))))))

Coukdn't have said it better myself.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Lavendar oil. By rubbing it on the skin, it causes blood flow to speed up, and to cart the extra, older blood away. Trust me, it works, it takes a day or two, but it does help. (Lavendar is also a pain-duller, and it helps insomniacs to sleep).