Brits Demote Goat from Lance Corporal to Fusilier for Insubordination

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Goat demoted for parade incident
Handler: Commander 'had no option but to demote Billy'

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LONDON, England (AP) -- A British army regiment's ceremonial pet goat was demoted in disgrace after it marched out of line before a host of international dignitaries during a parade to mark Queen's Elizabeth II's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday.

The military mascot, a 6-year-old male goat called Billy, was downgraded from the rank of lance corporal to fusilier -- the same status as a private -- after army chiefs ruled his poor display had ruined the ceremony June 16 at a British army base in Episkopi, western Cyprus.

Lance Cpl. Dai Davies, 22, the goat's handler, was unable to keep control during the march earlier this month, as the mascot darted from side to side, throwing soldiers off their stride, spokesman Captain Crispian Coates said by telephone from Episkopi -- one of two British bases on the island.

"The goat, which has been the regiment's mascot since 2001, was supposed to be leading the march, but would not stay in line," said Coates. "He was reported for subordination and after consideration, the commanding officer decided he had no option but to demote Billy."

Since his demotion, soldiers of a lower rank are no longer expected to salute Billy as a sign of respect, Coates said.

Captain William Rose, a soldier present at the parade, said the goat "was trying to headbutt the waist and nether regions of the drummers."

The regiment, the 1st Battalion, The Royal Welsh, has traveled with a pet goat since soldiers adopted one of the animals during the Crimean War, awarding it ceremonial status as a lance corporal.

A total of 11 ceremonial pets -- including a ferret, an Indian black buck and a ram -- are kept by the British Army, but regiments do not take the mascots on tours to combat zones. British legislators were told last month that keeping the pets costs £30,000 ($55,000; &euro44,000) per year.

The Welsh regiment was presented with a goat from the Royal herd in 1746, and Billy is a descendant from the same bloodline, said a spokeswoman for Britain's Ministry of Defense, on customary condition of anonymity in line with policy.

"He is not a grazing goat and has food flown in from Wales. Billy also has an allowance of two cigarettes a day -- both of which he eats," said the spokeswoman.

Ambassadors from Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands, a United Nations special representative and the head of U.N. forces in Cyprus all attended the march, Coates added.

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minsue said:
Billy also has an allowance of two cigarettes a day -- both of which he eats," said the spokeswoman.

*hot green tea through nostrils*
 
Funny this came up- I just promoted Emily my sable ferret to Lt. Colonel and demoted Lady my cream ferret to Ensign.

It was an ugly ordeal involving hookers and a lot of crack cocaine. But I do have to say that Emily was admirable in her restraint.

Now the rats- they have all been in the brig for the last 3 months for mutiny. We haven't been able to isolate the ringleader yet - but we are goign to try putting them on the rack tomorrow night if we don't get a confessor.

I would say that Billy is right lucky he idn't get a full court martial.

~WOK
 
Interesting, isn't it, that it takes a goat to push the military dumb obedience thing into visibility?

Soldiers used to have to salute a goat?

A goat is 'demoted' for acting as an animal?

Lor' lumme! :rolleyes:
 
Well, this got my goat.... :rolleyes:

Ah, the Brits. They give us Masterpiece theatre and we think they're the most civilized and rational folk on earth. Then you read something like this and you remember that they're incredibly weird ("mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun....")

But it is a darn cute goat. I'd worship it.
:devil:
 
I love being a Brit. :D

Mad as fruitcakes and stupid about animals. :nana:
 
One of our cavalry regiments is still known as 'The Emperor's Chambermaids' because they captured Napoleon Bonaparte's silver pisspot after the Battle of Waterloo.

It is traditions like that and no underwear for kilted regiments that give a military unit pride in its history.

Another tradition is that Royal Navy officers always drink the loyal toast sitting down after a Prince serving in the Navy kept hitting his head on the deck beams whenever they stood to toast 'The King'.

Og
 
Reminds me of a joke...

A scotsman is in a pub, bemoaning his lot to the bartender.

"Ye see that brick wall? I built it with my own hands, brick by brick... But do they call me MacGregor the Bricklayer?"

"No, MacGregor, they don't" sighs the bartender, pouring him another rye.

"Ye know the school down the street? I built it with my own hands, brick by brick... But do they call me MacGregor the School Builder?"

"No, MacGregor, they don't". Another rye.

"Ye see the City Hall building? I built it with my own hands, brick by brick... But do they call me MacGregor, the City Hall Builder?"

"No, MacGregor, they don't".

"Aye. But you fuck one goat...."
 
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