Britney Spears story request

[KillerMuffin]

Hi. I'd like to see a story where Britney Spears has sex with Christina Aguilara, J. Lo., Madonna, Buffy, Willow, Angel, Kurt Angle, Triple H, Chyna, Sable, all three Destiny's Child singers, the Backstreet Boys, all of N'Sync except for Justin Timberlake, Chelsea Clinton, and Rodney Dangerfield. I'd like to see her tied up and gangbanged, then mind controlled by her brother played by Triple H, and then if you could please have a lesbian orgy with the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync with her in the middle. Oh, and don't forget that I'd like to see Chyna and Sable fighting for her in a cage match complete with lime jello and dildos made from Justin Timberlake's cock if anyone can find it. They should all end up in another lesbian orgy with Michael "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" Buffer calling the play by play.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Muffie

 

[Tatewaki]

Hi. I'd like to see a story where Britney Spears has sex with Christina Aguilara, J. Lo., Madonna, Buffy, Willow, Angel, Kurt Angle, Triple H, Chyna, Sable, all three Destiny's Child singers, the Backstreet Boys, all of N'Sync except for Justin Timberlake, Chelsea Clinton, and Rodney Dangerfield. I'd like to see her tied up and gangbanged, then mind controlled by her brother played by Triple H, and then if you could please have a lesbian orgy with the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync with her in the middle. Oh, and don't forget that I'd like to see Chyna and Sable fighting for her in a cage match complete with lime jello and dildos made from Justin Timberlake's cock if anyone can find it. They should all end up in another lesbian orgy with Michael "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" Buffer calling the play by play.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Muffie

As much as I loathe that kind of request, sarcasm doesn't become you, KM.

-T

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sarcasm becomes me very well.

But that's not sarcasm.

No [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.

 

[Tatewaki]

Sarcasm becomes me very well.

But that's not sarcasm.

No [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.

Now that is funny!



-T

 

[horny_giraffe]

Why would a request like that annoy anyone?

If you think about it, sex is riddled with cliches and stereotypes. People have been fucking since the beginning of time. I'm sure damm near everything has been done by somebody, sometime.

It is interesting how you pegged celebrity fixation as the one to mock. Personally, I've never found celebrities to be much of a personal threat.

Ehh, you're just bored. Me, too.

 

[Couture]

KM, it can't be the perfect Porn story unless there is incest...blackmail, and gittin drunk.

 

[athos63]

some more thoughts

Could they perhaps get the family dogs into this and maybe a dinosaur or two?
And heaven forbid, DON'T FORGET THE VIDEO CAMERA!!!!

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

Looks like Muffie is out stirring things up again.

Bet you were the one who put laxatives in the punch at the Senior Prom.

If anyone takes on this project I have a request. Throw in a little person carrying an albino chicken. One of Muffie's fellow Texans will freak.

 

[MsLinnet]

KM, it can't be the perfect Porn story unless there is incest...blackmail, and gittin drunk.

I like the blackmail idea Britney Spears not the virgin she says she is or something like that and you have the proof. Unless she continues to satisfies you, you will release the proof.

Or has this happend?

love Linnet

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

Story needs more characters. Put in Tom Green as the guy driving all those women to switch sides.

 

[Quasimodem]

A little thin, but okay, KM.

Now, how do we top it, in the second chapter?

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: Britney Story

Story needs more characters. Put in Tom Green as the guy driving all those women to switch sides.

who is Tom Green ?

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

Tom Green is the no-talent dweeb Drew Barrymore was married to for about six months.

He played the husband to Drew's character in "Charlie's Angels" if you saw that clunker.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

You're laughing at Muffie's serious story request? Thought this was a kinder, gentler BB now.

Authors around the globe are crafting this complex tale as we speak. Do not denigrate their fine labors. The final result will be a masterpiece. I have no doubt of it.

As to the peeing your pants remark. If that happens, would there be video available?

 

[penguindance]

Re: Britney Story

 

[Axeltheswede]

Britney Story

Inquiring minds.....

Too much time on the Indian Lactation story tonight. It's a nasty job, but somebody has to do it.

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: Britney Story

Tom Green is the no-talent dweeb Drew Barrymore was married to for about six months.

He played the husband to Drew's character in "Charlie's Angels" if you saw that clunker.

Thank you must look out for him, Isn’t Lucy Liu in that film; if so I guess I won’t look for him then.

 

[star_driver]

Here is your story

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another exciting edition of Celebrity Muff Diving. Fox TV is proud to once again bring you the finest in reality television. I'm your host, Will Yakalot and I am joined once again by my play by play announcer, Rod Hunglowe. The color analyst tonight will be Manny Hues and our ringside coverage will be provided by Dona Callme. We come to you tonight from the men's room at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. By request of Kimber Muffet, our star attraction tonight will be Britney Spears. Manny, can you provide our viewers with a few details on what to expect tonight?"

"Certainly Will. During the first round, our star will be tied up and ganged banged by a bevy of stars, including Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Buffy, Willow and Angel from WB's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kurt Angle, Triple H, Chyna, Sable, all three Destiny's Child singers, the Backstreet Boys, all of N'Sync except for Justin Timberlake, Chelsea Clinton, and Rodney Dangerfield."

"That's quite a line-up Manny. What can they possibly do to follow up that kind of entertainment?"

"Well Rod, for the second act, Britney will role play a mind control scene with her 'brother', played by Triple H. Following that, the Backsteet Boys and most of N'Sync will cross dress and join Britney for a 'lesbian' orgy. We don't have all the details on what will follow, but it seems likely that the finale will involve a cage match between Chyna and Sable, utilizing lime Jell-O and assorted dildos."

"That's a great lead-in for some breaking news. Dona Callme at ringside has more. Dona?"

"Thanks Will! What a night we have lined up and what a lineup of stars. It wouldn't be a cliché to say the atmosphere is sexually charged here tonight. Indeed, we do have some late news to report. The cage match was to have used model replicas of Justin Timberlake's cock but those replicas cannot be found. As we all know, Justin won't be participating in tonight's spectacular because the Russian's, so eager to see him off planet, launched him in an old cargo rocket with a failed guidance system. Therefore it is too late to reproduce his wang. This is a huge disappointment to everyone, relatively speaking. Back to you Will."

"That is a disappointment, Dona. Before we go to Rod Hunglowe for a breakdown of what to expect in the first round, Fox TV would like to remind viewers to stay tuned after the broadcast for exclusive coverage after the evening's card of a post-event lesbian orgy, where the play by play will be called by Michael 'Let's Get Ready to Rumble' Buffer. All our celebrity particpants will be there and it promises to be bigger than Survivor, Survivor 2, Survivor Outback, Survivor Department of Motor Vehicles ,Survivor Iceberg and Survivor Los Angeles rush hour all combined. Now, let's get that breakdown on the first round. Rod?"

"Thanks Will. We begin with the divas, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez and Madonna. Each has her own unique fetish and we can be sure they won't miss this opportunity so look for lots of fanny biting, armpit licking and of course Madonna and her face sitting. We can't say too much about the Buffy crew, because they left and went to a different network, so the producer has directed us to minimize our coverage of their participation. Chelsea Clinton has already stated publicly her intention to 'slap the silicone out of those tits', while Rodney Dangerfield is sure to reprise his famous 'Triple Lindy' move, well known from his classic comedy 'Back to School'. As for the rest, expect gallons of cum from the guys. Each has at least 14 inches of man meat between his legs and-"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this Lou Zer, coming to you from our news desk at broadcast headquarters. We regret the loss of our transmission. We have preliminary indications that that Las Vegas was just annihilated by the impact of a Russian cargo rocket, apparently the same one that carried superstar Justin Timberlake into orbit. We will have tasteless coverage of the mayhem resulting from this ratings opportunity shortly, but first, let me assure you Celebrity Muff Diving will return next week with Don Rickles, Robert DeNiro, the guy that played the mailman on Cheers, Shaquille O'Neal's old sneaker we bought on Ebay, "Iron" Mike Ditka, the Canadian figure skaters that finished first and second at the Olympics, Beavis and Butthead, the entire cast of Friends and Yassir Arafat tag teaming on Martha Stewart."

 

[MsLinnet]

Yassir Arafat tag teaming on Martha Stewart.

Loved this last bit

 

[Moi]

KillerMuffin

Isn't writing drivel your job?

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: KillerMuffin

Isn't writing drivel your job?

Almost any idea is worth exploring don’t you think

 

[star_driver]

MOI

I'm afraid there's been a mistake. That's my job, not Killer_Muffin's. No apology needed.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd S-D!!! That was priceless! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I loved that. I'm going to subscribe to this thread so I don't lose it now.

It's great when someone else understands my warped sense of humor. Which is all this was by the way.

 

[athos63]

where's the dinosaur?

That was a great start to the story. I wonder however, what happened to the dinosaur I requested? I am highly disappointed.
perhaps Andrea Agassi and Pete Sampras could swing by and hide their racquets in Martha.