NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
- Posts
- 9,973
Guys,
AA - option 1, or
RAC - option 2?
Or another motor assistance agency. (Option 3.)
(You can imagine me asking for help while stood on the side of the road leaning on a powder blue Jaguar E-type and with my skirt hitched up if you like. As long as it doesn't distract you from my poll.)
I have got a car! Swiss Army Wife has passed on her former Ford to me. HP asked me what it was, and I said a Zetoc and he immediately wrote back laughing to say: Zetek. That made me laugh! I have often corrected his typos but as soon as it's about motor cars you boyzzz are right in there on it.
It is a super MILF mobile, and comes with a little case above the driver door for sunglasses
. Swiss has left a pair of slightly scratched Calvin Klein glasses in there for me 
, for days like today when I happen to have left my Barbour sunglasses at home and amazingly the sun actually is shining.
Don't worry, I am taking it in for a full service next Tuesday. Pore ole lady, her bite is not what it was - the clutch is a bit unpredictable and occasionally I am left sitting at a junction trying to floor the accelerator while going nowhere. I do want to belong to some rescue agency, though, in case I get stuck out somewhere with Piglet and other piglets, and need someone to come and collect us and any surfboards, bicycles, small family pets or other stuff that I intend to carry in the car.
(My mum is Japanese (tends to say 'r' for 'l') so we tell her not to talk about the clutch at dinner parties.)
AA - option 1, or
RAC - option 2?
Or another motor assistance agency. (Option 3.)
(You can imagine me asking for help while stood on the side of the road leaning on a powder blue Jaguar E-type and with my skirt hitched up if you like. As long as it doesn't distract you from my poll.)
I have got a car! Swiss Army Wife has passed on her former Ford to me. HP asked me what it was, and I said a Zetoc and he immediately wrote back laughing to say: Zetek. That made me laugh! I have often corrected his typos but as soon as it's about motor cars you boyzzz are right in there on it.
It is a super MILF mobile, and comes with a little case above the driver door for sunglasses
. Swiss has left a pair of slightly scratched Calvin Klein glasses in there for me , for days like today when I happen to have left my Barbour sunglasses at home and amazingly the sun actually is shining. Don't worry, I am taking it in for a full service next Tuesday. Pore ole lady, her bite is not what it was - the clutch is a bit unpredictable and occasionally I am left sitting at a junction trying to floor the accelerator while going nowhere. I do want to belong to some rescue agency, though, in case I get stuck out somewhere with Piglet and other piglets, and need someone to come and collect us and any surfboards, bicycles, small family pets or other stuff that I intend to carry in the car.
(My mum is Japanese (tends to say 'r' for 'l') so we tell her not to talk about the clutch at dinner parties.
)
