Brit thread.

[pop_54]

Ok that was great! I read it real slow three times and it became funnier each time. However some words I just could not place from context.

The gals from the BBC antique show talk, not as rude but much like that. I think they are quite the trip to listen to. (Not on the air) I look forward to them in september.

I am going to go check out some of the other suggestions. I don't think that most folks want to bother trying to figure out what you said when getting ready to wank. None the less it is entertaining breaking the code in which you speak.


sadierose, I think it is steaming hot!

I'll pass on the tea, I brought my own cup of Java thank you very much though.

Hehe!! Ok Phil the thesauraus for you and any others with brain ache trying to read it.

'Kaazi' a general slang term for the Bathroom/Toilet.
'Old-Bill' general slang term for the Police.
'Blackpool-Rock' Cock.
'Hampden-Wick' Prick.
'Orchestra-Stalls' Balls.
'Bristol-Cities' Titties.
'Gypsies-kiss' Piss.
'Pedal & Crank' Wank.
'Round-the-Houses' Trousers.
'Whistle & Flute' Suit.
'Dicky-Dirt' Shirt.
'Khyber-pass' Arse.
'Garry-Glitter' Shitter. (arse)
'Pony & Trap' Crap.
'Tom-Tit' Shit.
'North & South' Mouth.
'Trouble & Strife' Wife.
'Cut & Carried' Married.
'Saucepan-lids' Kids.
'Jam-tart' Fart.
'Jam-jar' Car.
'Front-wheel-skid' Yid. (Jewish)
'Four-by-two' Jew.
'Sudden-swerve' Perv.
'Cock & Hen' Ten. (Ten pounds)
'Land-of plenty' Twenty. (Twenty quid)
'Lillian-Gish' Fish.
'Pen & Ink' Stink.
'Pimple & Blotch' Scotch. (Whiskey)
'Rosy-Lee' Tea.
'Apples & Pears' Stairs.
'Horses-Hoof' Poof. (Queer/Nancy boy)
'Bees & honey' Money.
'Rub-a-Dub' Pub.

I think that's about all I used in the above blurb, hope that settles you mind mate

pops

 

[lewdandlicentious]

No.. I want to shag Lucius Malfoy, but that was a shrewd guess!

Lucius????

Now there's a shock!!

Surely then, you should go to the ministry?? He spends more time there than at Hogwarts!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't you keep up with the news in te Daily Prophet, lewd? Lucius Malfoy has been sent to Azkaban for conspiracy and attempted murder.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

'Kaazi' a general slang term for the Bathroom/Toilet.
'Old-Bill' general slang term for the Police.
'Blackpool-Rock' Cock.
'Hampden-Wick' Prick.
'Orchestra-Stalls' Balls.
'Bristol-Cities' Titties.
'Gypsies-kiss' Piss.
'Pedal & Crank' Wank.
'Round-the-Houses' Trousers.
'Whistle & Flute' Suit.
'Dicky-Dirt' Shirt.
'Khyber-pass' Arse.
'Garry-Glitter' Shitter. (arse)
'Pony & Trap' Crap.
'Tom-Tit' Shit.
'North & South' Mouth.
'Trouble & Strife' Wife.
'Cut & Carried' Married.
'Saucepan-lids' Kids.
'Jam-tart' Fart.
'Jam-jar' Car.
'Front-wheel-skid' Yid. (Jewish)
'Four-by-two' Jew.
'Sudden-swerve' Perv.
'Cock & Hen' Ten. (Ten pounds)
'Land-of plenty' Twenty. (Twenty quid)
'Lillian-Gish' Fish.
'Pen & Ink' Stink.
'Pimple & Blotch' Scotch. (Whiskey)
'Rosy-Lee' Tea.
'Apples & Pears' Stairs.
'Horses-Hoof' Poof. (Queer/Nancy boy)
'Bees & honey' Money.
'Rub-a-Dub' Pub.

I think that's about all I used in the above blurb, hope that settles you mind mate

pops

Well that is almost as good as Boston talk, I really like the puzzle though of figuring out what is what. I wouldn't say you all talk in riddles. Coming from Boston but dam it is not easy to figure out from text. I can't imagine a conversation on the sidewalk, I would be lost.

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Ogg,
That is my kind of story! Who needs periods they just slow you down. Now if you could make that one big tmesis you could be a Bostonian.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yep, so would most English.

That lot's mainly spoken by the Londoners, although some terms have become firmly ingrained in the language. for example, everyone knows what a "Jam-jar" is.

If you think that's bad however, try listening to Geordie's, from Newcastle, or even Scousers from Liverpool.

Now that's extreme!!

 

[snooper]

try listening to Geordie's, from Newcastle,

Two oft quoted examples of Geordie are:

Way's buggered the bandit? which means Which miscreant has interfered with the correct functioning of the automated gambling equipment?

G'wan the 'op? which means Are you in possession of an admission ticket to the Young Conservatives' Annual Dinner and Dance with the intention of attending?

From these you can see why Geordies have a reputation as men of few words. The women never speak at all, conveying all meaning by facial expression, the like of which could mely a screen if used as AVs.

 

[dirtylover]

Luxury...

I think you'll find the Welsh are harder to understand than any of you Northern Monkeys or Southern Fairies.

Mi Welais Jac a Daw
Yn eistedd ar ben do
Hat wen ar ei ben
ac dwy coes phren
Ho ho ho

Dwyt ti ddim yn gach, mwas i.

Prizes for anybody that can work it out.

 

[Guest]

dl: please translate. I have two Welshmen friends but I won't cheat by asking them. (Glendower is another fave Henry IV character. I'd love to meet him.)

Perdita

 

[dirtylover]

translates as:

I saw a Jackdaw
sitting on a roof
a white hat on his head
and two wooden legs
ho ho ho

You're not sensible, my son.


The welsh are famed for their poetic flair Peridat.

Glendower eh? Maybe an English spelling of our famous Prince from times forgotten: Owain Glyn-Dwr. (lake water, I think). He united all the kingdoms of Wales under one flag, and was our last true King. Then the English moved in and the culture is all but lost.

Then we got America and MTV. Now all the sheep farmers say: "and I was like duh, and boyo bach was diggin da flava, never could understand Pobl-Y-Cwm, jolly good"

 

[Guest]

Re: translates as:

Glendower eh? Maybe an English spelling of our famous Prince from times forgotten: Owain Glyn-Dwr. (lake water, I think). He united all the kingdoms of Wales under one flag, and was our last true King. Then the English moved in and the culture is all but lost.

Yes, that's him. I shall check the text tonight and tell you more about him. Hotspur is the only one among the warring men (they join together against Bolingbroke) who can tease the big guy.

anon, Peridat

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Luxury...

I think you'll find the Welsh are harder to understand than any of you Northern Monkeys or Southern Fairies.

Mi Welais Jac a Daw
Yn eistedd ar ben do
Hat wen ar ei ben
ac dwy coes phren
Ho ho ho

Dwyt ti ddim yn gach, mwas i.

Prizes for anybody that can work it out.

That's probably true, but if hearsay is to be believed, there are only about 20% of Welsh people that can speak their own language. I suspect I'm being generous at that!

which means there are less than 600k Welsh speaking people in the world, (providing I remember the Welsh population correctly at about 3 million??)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Luxury...

That's probably true, but if hearsay is to be believed, there are only about 20% of Welsh people that can speak their own language. I suspect I'm being generous at that!

which means there are less than 600k Welsh speaking people in the world, (providing I remember the Welsh population correctly at about 3 million??)

Yes, and 6 million sheep.

Baaa!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

re

Ten million sheep actually. Just over three each. Not sure what you're supposed to do with the extra bit of sheep though.

And yes, there are very few left who speak the mam-iaith, but significantly more than speak other gaelic languages: Irish, Scottish, Cornish, Brittany (whatever that's called)....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

A Little Welsh porn for you!!

 

[Guest]

A Little Welsh porn for you!!

LOL!!!

I love it! Do you know her, DL?

 

[dirtylover]

...

Welsh people, sheep - - irrevocably amalgamated


She is quite a looker though. And I'm a sucker for stockings. Got a number?

 

[Guest]

Re: ...

Welsh people, sheep - - irrevocably amalgamated


She is quite a looker though. And I'm a sucker for stockings. Got a number?

Heehee! I'll ask him, not sure if he'll share, though.



Lew, honey, you *know* I didn't mean that.

Lou

 

[pop_54]

Fuck sheep!! 2.5 million Welshmen can't all be wrong.

Then again, Eat shit!! twenty billion flies can't be wrong.

PS: Lewd man, where did you get that picture of my Blodwyn.

 

[dirtylover]

re

I thought Blodwyn was a donkey?

 

[pop_54]

Re: re

I thought Blodwyn was a donkey?

How dare you speak of my wife that way, she's a bit of a dog, but no Donkey

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Re: ...

Heehee! I'll ask him, not sure if he'll share, though.



Lew, honey, you *know* I didn't mean that.

Lou

Oh DO I now???

Fuck sheep!! 2.5 million Welshmen can't all be wrong.

Then again, Eat shit!! twenty billion flies can't be wrong.

PS: Lewd man, where did you get that picture of my Blodwyn.

Oh just a postcard someone sent me from Wales!!

 

[snooper]

Re: Re: Luxury...

That's probably true, but if hearsay is to be believed, there are only about 20% of Welsh people that can speak their own language. I suspect I'm being generous at that!

which means there are less than 600k Welsh speaking people in the world, (providing I remember the Welsh population correctly at about 3 million??)

20.8% in the 2001 Census (up 2.1% from the 1991 percentage), but all children in primary school in Wales now learn the language.

Also, you are forgetting our little community in Patagonia, though they are numbered in thousands, rather than millions, it is a stronghold of our language.

Dirtylover:- You forgot the little hats.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Indeed.

Sorry, can't let the brit thread go under, just giving it the bump it deserves.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

In the honoured tradition of refusing to let the Brit thread die:

Bump.

Don't you keep up with the news in te Daily Prophet, lewd? Lucius Malfoy has been sent to Azkaban for conspiracy and attempted murder.

Sorry Svenska, I was talking in the past tense. I'd forgotten that!!

 

[Guest]

Nicely bumped, Lew.

So, let's do some Brit-speak.

Lou