Brit thread.

[lewdandlicentious]

I Hijack this new thread, on behalf of all the mad brits on the AH.

Gawd bless 'er, an' awl that sayle inner!!!

 

[Guest]

YAY!!!

WHOOP WHOOP!

A'vast cap'n, a'vast oi say!

'Allo me darlin' fancy avin' a butcher at me thruppenies?

Love ya!

Lou

 

[SadieRose]

*adopts curious Jack Sparrow accent*

"That's VERY interesting!"


What does the parrot have to say about that?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Ownly if oi can 'ave a Parlay wivvem!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: *adopts curious Jack Sparrow accent*

"That's VERY interesting!"


What does the parrot have to say about that?

Ask Pops, he's the one with the parrot!!!!

 

[Guest]

Ownly if oi can 'ave a Parlay wivvem!!!

You can ave a palay wivvem til yer ands drop off, if that takes yer fancy.

Oi know wot tickles moi fancy.

Hey Sadie! Glad you joined us.

I'm sure the parrot and his perch will be along sometime.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Woops, I don't belong here, I thought we'd be going to the borders to knit jumpers.

Lime - anover rude Yank

Awww! We could always adopt you as an honorararay Brit.

With a name like yours, you'd fit right in with us Limies.

(Apologies for that, I seem to be stricken with punitis tonight.)

Lou

 

[SadieRose]

Top of the mornin' to yer Lou

I need to stretch my fingers a little. Savvy?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Good response, Tatey-brit!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Top of the mornin' to yer Lou

I need to stretch my fingers a little. Savvy?

Oh, oim savvy about that alroight!



Lou

P.S. Cheers ya rude British dude.

 

[pixiesjuice]

Whur did ah the sassenachs cum fae??



- adopting a glaswegian accent because i can't really write the sing-song hebridean one i've been afflicted with -

 

[English Lady]

eh up! Here comes the northerner*chuckles* Don't worry I may live in birkenhead but i'm not a scouser...so i won't cover you in spittal I promise I'll purrr in my stockonian accent.....when i can work out just exactly the erm gist of this thread.....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Heyop lady, wondered when you'd stumble in!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hey

You know I am not Brit not even Britney. I just like to travel around a bit and this looks like a good place to leave a load________ of information that is.

Brit thread, Oh dear I can see the tears now. Just wondering when the next Tea party is going to be! Saddle up Paul Revere it may be a long ride tonight!

I don't know if you know this but you can post on the other threads you are not really confined to stay in this one Sorry I thought it was funny.

Uh oh I forgot to ask can I come visit my brit friends?

Phildo

 

[TheEarl]

And here enters the Southerner with his curious mix of BBC newsreader accent and cockney rhyming slang. Not working too hard tonight, just taking things at a can of fanta, cause I haven't a scooby what my coursework's about, so I thought I'd have a goosey in here.

Ya knaw what I mean?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I na what you mean, me old mukka, innit?

Lou

(Who's just had some NiQuitin chewing gum. Hey, I know I was told not to, but it's better than fags!)

 

[Guest]

Hey

You know I am not Brit not even Britney. I just like to travel around a bit and this looks like a good place to leave a load________ of information that is.

Brit thread, Oh dear I can see the tears now. Just wondering when the next Tea party is going to be! Saddle up Paul Revere it may be a long ride tonight!

I don't know if you know this but you can post on the other threads you are not really confined to stay in this one Sorry I thought it was funny.

Uh oh I forgot to ask can I come visit my brit friends?

Phildo

You can come and visit us any time you want, Phil, but next time just make sure you pick up some scones and cream on your way.

Lou

 

[Carl East]

One can hardly understand a single syllable you foriegners are uttering, ye gads.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Pip pip chaps! Another Johnny foreigner has wandered into out midst. Lets invite him for some tiffin. What ho!?

Lou

 

[TheEarl]

I say old man, spiffing good idea, what what? Top ho and all that.

The Earl

PS. Am I weird in that I have a posh accent and still rhyme?

 

[Guest]

Da bling bling is phat n way tight, innit? And I'm gonna get breezy wit it, its well clean.

Erm, sorry old fella, that wasn't quite cricket, was it?

Lou

 

[Carl East]

Da bling bling is phat n way tight, innit and I'm gonna get breezy wit it, its well clean.

Erm, sorry old fella, that wasn't quit cricket, was it?

Lou

You sound like a right old geezer. lol

Carl

 

[Guest]

You sound like a right old geezer. lol

Carl

What can I say? I'm multi talented.

LOL!

Lou

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Scones and cream on your desk.

What ever you need to suck on as long as you stay away from the fags.

I kind of like this thread, wondering after hearing Katie and others talk funny. Has anyone put to gether a story in Brit accent?

I know it might not score that high but it would be a new interesting read. Any multi talented writers here?


Phildo