Bring on the Naked Women's Mudwrestling!!! (beats a flamewar)*shrug*

[Rhys]

nice warm mud
good for the skin

 

[Rhys]

I know I know. I am being intentionally fluffy again. Sue me.

then take off your clothes.

 

[Sillyman]

It would beat a flame war, but let's see you convince anyone else of that.

 

[Rhys]

Yeah Naked women mudwrestling and flamewar's are fun to watch.

sigh

good part about mud is that its flameproof

 

[sweetnpetite]

female midget mudwresling

I was thinking of writing a story about two really petite women, about 5ft tall, not really midgets, in a mudwrestling competion. am i safe in asuming I would have an audience here?

 

[J.B.]

*strips*
Ok who am I gonna rub against -I mean fondle -I mean wrestle.

 

[eagleyez]

*strips*
Ok who am I gonna rub against -I mean fondle -I mean wrestle.

*slides a chair up ringside*

 

[J.B.]

no takers?

oh fine. *reaches for clothes*

 

[peachykeen]

Re: no takers?

oh fine. *reaches for clothes*

I would, but I just did my nails.

 

[J.B.]

uh-huh.







chicken

 

[huskie]

Re: no takers?

oh fine. *reaches for clothes*

Drop them clothes!!!! Lets get it on BABY!!! I know I can Woop your ass in this sport!!!

 

[J.B.]

puh-lease!!
*drops clothes. Stands legs braced arms on hips*
come on try it.

 

[huskie]

puh-lease!!
*drops clothes. Stands legs braced arms on hips*
come on try it.

Get down on all fours Baby! We're gona start from the referies possition

 

[eagleyez]

puh-lease!!
*drops clothes. Stands legs braced arms on hips*
come on try it.

*moves chair a little closer*

outstanding matchup developing, the fighters are just feeling each other out.....

 

[J.B.]

Get down on all fours Baby! We're gona start from the referies possition

like I'm gona fall for that one.

 

[huskie]

like I'm gona fall for that one.

No realy it's true. that's a starting possition... I promise!

 

[J.B.]

uh-huh. how 'bout you charge at me and I take you down and I get my prize?

 

[nimbus9]

It's called greco/roman style. Piece of cake

 

[huskie]

uh-huh. how 'bout you charge at me and I take you down and I get my prize?

I think you would enjoy the other possition but ya we can start that way.

 

[nitelite33]

How about naked mud wrestling with Ziggy Stardust as guest referee?

 

[Rhys]

that could be interesting

 

[J.B.]

*waiting*


I'm such a dork. like I know what the hell I'm talking about

 

[Rhys]

Ziggy played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly,
The spiders from Mars, he played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan

So where were the spiders while the fly tried th break our balls
Just a beer light to guide us
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we was voodoo
The kids was just crass. He was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego, Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band

Ziggy Played Guitar


(I'd change my av but apathy has set in)

 

[J.B.]

here I am standing in mud and you're checking out my ass. very professional.

 

[Rhys]

I am a professional ass checker. Your's is nice