Brief interjection: ANY grammar wizards on board right now?

[CharleyH]

Help! I need three perfect grammatical paragraphs. I need someone to check them. Take this thread and use it otherwise.

Thanks for your time.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll give it a shot...but use someone else as back up...lol.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm in if Abs is busy.

 

[Guest]

And if they were both crap, don't try me.

Or, if you want another pairs of eyes, feel free.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think this was a ploy to create a thread...or else she hates me and is ignoring my one act of kindness I'm allowing myself today.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think this was a ploy to create a thread...or else she hates me and is ignoring my one act of kindness I'm allowing myself today.

Probably the latter. It seems far more likely.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Probably the latter. It seems far more likely.

LIttle does she know, but I spit in her drinks when she comes over to the bar.

 

[Guest]

I think this was a ploy to create a thread...or else she hates me and is ignoring my one act of kindness I'm allowing myself today.

Yep, the latter. But I bet she replied to the Horsey.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yep, the latter. But I bet she replied to the Horsey.

She just uses us....I say we dump her.

 

[CharleyH]

HA! Horses, wannabe bunnies (you know -lol) and bitches. Well I got myself a REAL DOG! (oh sorry, beastial issues here )

Thanks Cant!

And thanks to you all. Go on.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I feel so......used.

Lou, Black....let's leave now....we shall no longer endure such snobbery at the sake of our good intentions.

Hie thee hence!!! and away.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well, if we have to be turned down, at least it was for Cantdog. That's some fair competition.

 

[Guest]

I feel so......used.

Lou, Black....let's leave now....we shall no longer endure such snobbery at the sake of our good intentions.

Hie thee hence!!! and away.

Feeling used by Charley ain't such a bad thing. I'm sticking around, she can use me again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Candy asses.

 

[Guest]

I prefer the term "masochist".

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I prefer the term "masochist".

Is that french for Pussy?

 

[Guest]

Is that french for Pussy?

No, you Twat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, you Twat.

Come...let me massage your big brain.

 

[Guest]

Come...let me massage your big brain.

My arse?

 

[NoJo]

Come...let me massage your big brain.

I knew you were only after her brain.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My arse?

Same thing.