Breastmilk

[lovetoread]

so the other day i read about this comment from a mom

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/mom-breast-milk-brownies-school-bake-sale-1a.jpg

linky to explanation

would it upset you to find out you ingested breast milk?

 

[adrina]

They've been baked. It's just chemistry people. Sure it's not exactly off the local dairy cow, but it's not like there was anything for the people to worry about for bacterial or biological contaminants.

Now would I eat one if I knew what was in it? I'd probably taste it out of curiosity - to find out it tasted just like a regular brownie. Then I'd wonder how much sugar is in it and then go clean my teeth.

 

[spacekowboy]

Can I get a shot in my coffee?


Thanks.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I doubt any of the nutrients remained after the baking process. I'm a big proponent of breastfeeding, but this is just wrong. I would be upset more by that fact that she didn't disclose it, than by that fact that I had ingested breastmilk.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can I get a shot in my coffee?


Thanks.

Sugar AND cream, bro.

 

[Comshaw]

WTF??? Human breast milk is for humans. Babies yes but good for everyone of any age. What in the fuck is the big deal? Actually I like it straight from the faucet. I'll bet the complaining mom won't even get undressed in front of her husband.



Comshaw

 

[InternationalFunboy]

For me....the picture is painted, the milk shooting mom, who can't successfully post to facebook. Who can't send anyone or go to the store this day and age. Flour in her hair as she looks down at her hardware. Slowly unbuttons her....I dunno, mom top or whatever they wear these days.
I suppose some people no more want breast milk in their brownies than they would want spit, or pee. Or does it depend on the donor? Some folks lick other people's butts. But not everyones' butts.

Me? I don't think you even need milk to make brownies. Just chocolate chips, eggs, and love. I would eat LTR's brownies. Aglaopheme's too. I want smart milk in me, not milk from some twit like described above whose operating system is limited. Then again, I've had goat milk, and goats... besides being motherfuckers, goats have the most limited operating system of all. Eat it, fuck it beat it to shit.

....on second thought, LTR, can you put me in touch with the titty brownie mom? Thanks.

 

[someoneyouknow]

so the other day i read about this comment from a mom

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/mom-breast-milk-brownies-school-bake-sale-1a.jpg

linky to explanation

would it upset you to find out you ingested breast milk?

Considering the number of bugs and bug parts we eat every day, putting some human milk in a brownie, when many of the people probably drank it when they were growing up, isn't that big a deal. However, disclosure would have been nice.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I guess I am confused. What is she asking for advice about? The "damage" is already done. She already sent the brownies in and they were consumed. It's like she is seeking validation that she is right and shouldn't have to apologize. These types of posts drive me insane from the mommarazi.

Personally, I wouldn't be thrilled by her lack of judgment in this situation but I wouldn't go crucifying her. As others have mentioned before, the baking process would likely have killed anything within the breast milk; however, we don't know if she is a heavy drug user transmitting cocaine-laced breast milk to the brownies (I mean she is obviously failing at FB). There are certain substances that should not be used while breastfeeding.

Honestly, it's women like this who have forced many schools to adopt policies requiring all items to be store bought and still packaged.

 

[TheOldWidow]

There is only one way ANYONE would have known she used human milk. She had to have bragged about it.

 

[pointless]

i'd be kinda pissed.

 

[TwinkleStars]

There is only one way ANYONE would have known she used human milk. She had to have bragged about it.

Yep, if she had kept her mouth shut and hid that fact....no one would know and she wouldn't asking on Facebook.

Anytime I bake, I buy the ingredients while in the store at such time. If the recipe calls for milk, why the hell not buy it??? Why squirt your tit for milk??

I think she was being lazy.

This is a better story..............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ff-BREAST-MILK-bizarre-distraction-theft.html

 

[Saint Peter]

Pete's Glazed Doughnuts are always a top seller.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Pete's Glazed Doughnuts are always a top seller.

You can glaze my bubbles if you can catch them.

 

[Saint Peter]

You can glaze my bubbles if you can catch them.

Slow down!

I am old.

 

[silver gurl]

Very wrong. First, you don't need milk for brownies. Eggs and oil. Second, as Ferm stated, we have no idea what she has put in her body.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Very wrong. First, you don't need milk for brownies. Eggs and oil. Second, as Ferm stated, we have no idea what she has put in her body.

See? I forgot you don't even need milk for brownies! Chocolate appears to be a headache trigger in this family so it's avoided.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes I fucking would. Just as much if someone wanked into my tea.

Dirty bitch.

 

[silver gurl]

See? I forgot you don't even need milk for brownies! Chocolate appears to be a headache trigger in this family so it's avoided.

I actually don't eat much baked goods but milk is not needed for brownies. Blah.

Yes I fucking would. Just as much if someone wanked into my tea.

Dirty bitch.

I always love your attitude.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I actually don't eat much baked goods but milk is not needed for brownies. Blah.


I always love your attitude.

This breastfeeding shit is out of hand. We had to go on fucking breastfeeding training at work recently and a couple of weeks ago we had a mystery shopper in breastfeeding in our reception. We've been told to offer them water or possibly a footstool (Wtf) and do not under any circumstances suggest covering them up.

This smug bitch in her linen trousers sat there with this defiant smirk on her face with the face hugger (looked nowt like a baby) chugging away, almost begging us to say something. I was tempted to leap over the desk screaming LOOK AWAY PEOPLE! LOOK AWAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! and fling a tarp over the pair of cunts but I'm loathe to attend another fucking diversity training session.

And on that note, if we're being that diverse and equal let's offer the blokes a wank cupboard. Footstool, St Peter?

 

[silver gurl]

My personal feelings on breast feeding.....I would want to do it alone, in private.
It is supposed to be a bonding type experience as well
So, I don't think I would choose to pull my tit out in public.

 

[Bookishleigh]

My personal feelings on breast feeding.....I would want to do it alone, in private.
It is supposed to be a bonding type experience as well
So, I don't think I would choose to pull my tit out in public.

Most women are the same way; however, you have the breastapo who will shame everyone they can and LOVE to make sure everyone else knows they do breastfeed. I'm on the local FB chat page and one woman posted how she was outraged that she was breastfeeding her child while IN the baby pool and was asked to move out of the water. Most of the group was like, well, aside from the whole bodily fluids in the pool thing, you also have the no food or drink in the pool thing. But the breastapo jumped in and said they were going to hold a "feed-in" because you can't kick out ALL the breastfeeding mothers.

 

[Aglaopheme]

By the time you're on the third baby that you are breastfeeding ten times a day to start you're less concerned that someone might see part of your breast and more concerned about feeding the kid.

I'm an activist, but a feed-in, really?

 

[Bookishleigh]

By the time you're on the third baby that you are breastfeeding ten times a day to start you're less concerned that someone might see part of your breast and more concerned about feeding the kid.

I'm an activist, but a feed-in, really?

Ironically, she wasn't being asked to cover up or go inside - she was being asked to get out of the pool while breastfeeding. The argument could be made of a possible drowning hazard should the baby slip while adjusting (along with the no food or drink in the pool and the bodily fluid).

I don't know if the feed in ever happened.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ironically, she wasn't being asked to cover up or go inside - she was being asked to get out of the pool while breastfeeding. The argument could be made of a possible drowning hazard should the baby slip while adjusting (along with the no food or drink in the pool and the bodily fluid).

I don't know if the feed in ever happened.

I was just talking about breastfeeding in general. I swear, I could see my sleep deprived self absentmindedly doing it out of habit, but my face would have turned bright red, and I would have moved out of the pool while apologizing.