Breast Size

[FallenMorgan]

Why do men care so much about it? The thing with breast size developed in ancient times with a woman's ability to bear healthy children, but that isn't the case now, is it? Women with large breasts these days are merely sex objects.

I am very sick of reading stories with some girl with 34F sized breasts. I personally like small, perky breasts with small erm...'nips', I thing big breasts with nasty looking 'nipples' (like Anna Nicole Smith's) are gross.

I am so sick of men whining about big tits and how Paris Hilton, for example, is ugly because she has small ones. I mean, since when does a guy care about a woman's "ability" to bear children these days? I mean, there is no reason why big hips and breasts should be so freaking important.

I just need to know, now, the historical root reason why some men like big butts...lol.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm a fan of all shapes and sizes. I just wanted to point out that Paris Hilton is ugly because of her sneer and the fact that her emaciated body makes me want to donate to Oxfam Famine Relief.

Sorry for the mild threadjack.

The Earl

 

[FallenMorgan]

I'm a fan of all shapes and sizes. I just wanted to point out that Paris Hilton is ugly because of her sneer and the fact that her emaciated body makes me want to donate to Oxfam Famine Relief.

Sorry for the mild threadjack.

The Earl

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Paris%20Hilton%20stuff/7513189Image0010.jpg

She is hardly super skinny anymore.

But anyways can we get back on the subject of this thread?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Small tits are not the reason Paris is unattractive to me.

A fat round boompadoomp-- I like that.

 

[FallenMorgan]

Small tits are not the reason Paris is unattractive to me.

A fat round boompadoomp-- I like that.

OK everybody shut up about Paris

Why do you like butts then? Just a curiousity that can contribute to this thread.

 

[slyc_willie]

OK everybody shut up about Paris

Why do you like butts then? Just a curiousity that can contribute to this thread.

Butts?

Hmmm . . . .

Tight little round asses that barely jiggle when spanked, and spread so easily when they bend over . . . .

Full, round, jelly-like asses that quiver with slightest step and make me think of a naughty Christmas morning . . . .

I like 'em all. But the mind attached to the body is the most important thing.

An ass is nothing if it isn't used well

 

[reignophelia]

Why do men care so much about it? The thing with breast size developed in ancient times with a woman's ability to bear healthy children, but that isn't the case now, is it? Women with large breasts these days are merely sex objects.

I am very sick of reading stories with some girl with 34F sized breasts. I personally like small, perky breasts with small erm...'nips', I thing big breasts with nasty looking 'nipples' (like Anna Nicole Smith's) are gross.

I am so sick of men whining about big tits and how Paris Hilton, for example, is ugly because she has small ones. I mean, since when does a guy care about a woman's "ability" to bear children these days? I mean, there is no reason why big hips and breasts should be so freaking important.

I just need to know, now, the historical root reason why some men like big butts...lol.

Hmmm...

I'm a 34 J, and all I have to do to get pregnant is sneeze.
http://emoticons4u.com/obscene/eck02.gif

And then there's my child bearing hips...

 

[joeys-game]

all shapes and sizes. each attractive in thier own special way..but whats an ass without the rest of the package..

 

[angela146]

Most non-human primates (apes, chimps, etc.) mate in the "male behind female" position. For the male, the round female bottom and red lips are an instinctive sexual cue that says "put it here".

When humans began to walk upright - instead of leaning forward and using both hands and feet - they started to see more of the female from the front. Those females that had larger rounder breasts and redder lips were more attractive because of the pre-existing instinct.

Over the years, women with larger breasts and larger redder lips got laid more often and produced more children.

Among all of the primates, only human females have large round breasts and prominent red lips. Humans also tend to have sex face to face much more often than other primates.

 

[flavortang]

I like the kind of ass that when I spank it, I get a bone cut on my palm.

 

[slyc_willie]

Hmmm...

I'm a 34 J, and all I have to do to get pregnant is sneeze.
http://emoticons4u.com/obscene/eck02.gif

*snicker*

Got some white pepper for ya . . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

I like the kind of ass that when I spank it, I get a bone cut on my palm.

You really need help, Flav . . . .

 

[reignophelia]

*snicker*

Got some white pepper for ya . . . .

Are you willing to pay the price for that?

 

[joeys-game]

Are you willing to pay the price for that?

*snickers*

 

[slyc_willie]

Are you willing to pay the price for that?

Well, I never paid child support before . . . but I suppose the bill would go to Lawry's.

 

[joeys-game]

Well, I never paid child support before . . . but I suppose the bill would go to Lawry's.

erm..not if you were 'pushin' the pepper my man

 

[flavortang]

You really need help, Flav . . . .

The bone cut means she's healthy.

But seriously, I like a woman who is healthy, I.E. thick. I think that's far sexier than a chick who looks like she spends 10 hours a week in the gym. I like women that, when you cuddle up next to them on the couch, you can feel their rippling muscles. That's not sexy. A woman built for lovin' has curves, in my opinion.

 

[slyc_willie]

erm..not if you were 'pushin' the pepper my man

I don't 'push' nothin'!

I just offered . . . her decision wether or not to sniff.

 

[joeys-game]

I don't 'push' nothin'!

I just offered . . . her decision wether or not to sniff.

*grin*..all them 'pepper dealers' use that line, least thats what i hear

(how are ya slyc?)

 

[reignophelia]

I don't 'push' nothin'!

I just offered . . . her decision wether or not to sniff.

Oh I was being offered a choice? I thought I was going to have pepper thrust at me.

 

[slyc_willie]

The bone cut means she's healthy.

But seriously, I like a woman who is healthy, I.E. thick. I think that's far sexier than a chick who looks like she spends 10 hours a week in the gym. I like women that, when you cuddle up next to them on the couch, you can feel their rippling muscles. That's not sexy. A woman built for lovin' has curves, in my opinion.

Bony, big, flat or flabby. Don't matter to me. I'm beyond my twenties, when I had the picture of the 'perfect woman.' Not that I think you are in that vein, Flav, and I echo your comments about a woman's muscles.

But truly, if she turns me on, she turns me on. Don't care what she looks like, or what her 'body style' is. She could be Twiggy, or Anna Nicole after a weekend binge. It truly is what's inside that is important.

 

[slyc_willie]

*grin*..all them 'pepper dealers' use that line, least thats what i hear

(how are ya slyc?)

Lol . . . won't catch me dealin' pepper on a corner.

I'm good, Joey. Been busy writing smut

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh I was being offered a choice? I thought I was going to have pepper thrust at me.

I could take that as an allegory . . . in which case, I might fly with it

 

[flavortang]

Bony, big, flat or flabby. Don't matter to me. I'm beyond my twenties, when I had the picture of the 'perfect woman.' Not that I think you are in that vein, Flav, and I echo your comments about a woman's muscles.

But truly, if she turns me on, she turns me on. Don't care what she looks like, or what her 'body style' is. She could be Twiggy, or Anna Nicole after a weekend binge. It truly is what's inside that is important.

I don't think the perfect woman exists. God forbid I ever get divorced, but if I do, I'm just ordering one of them Realdolls, keeping all my money for myself and am never going on the dating scene again. I liken it to Hell on Earth. Every woman ends up messin' around on you anyway. I'm not a betting man, but when divorce rates are upwards of 70%, you have to be an idiot to get hitched. I am an idiot.

 

[joeys-game]

Lol . . . won't catch me dealin' pepper on a corner.

I'm good, Joey. Been busy writing smut

well thats good to hear slyc..hanging on the corner only leads to 'worse'.

Glasd your doing good, writing smut..well even better