Salenku
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Worked for Angelina Jolie and kids, right?Bwhat, a collection you say?? Uh oh
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Worked for Angelina Jolie and kids, right?Bwhat, a collection you say?? Uh oh
Worked for Angelina Jolie and kids, right?![]()
Touche! Although the beautiful Angelina gets to share the responsibility with Brad Pitt and likely hired help. I would fear mutiny.
I would like to announce that I am now a cat person. I used to think of myself as neutral, maybe animal-friendly, and oh by the way I have a cat.
NO LONGER.
I coexist with dogs, and they are fine, like whole wheat toast is fine. But cats are crazy, bitchy, inspired, evil (but without real power so it's just cute) and adorable.
And did I mention cats are crazy? Crazy keeps it entertaining, yo.
So, that's that. I have chosen my allegiance. Sorry, dog people. It's not you-- actually, it is totally you.
I would like to announce that I am now a cat person.
Please. Give generously and help find a cure.
Nicely put.
Ahh, this bizarre thread's been explained. The kidlet hacked your account!If loving a KITTY is wrong, I DO NOT WANT TO BE RIGHT!!!
Ahh, this bizarre thread's been explained. The kidlet hacked your account!
Are you suggesting there is something immature about the TRUE AND DEEPEST OF LOVES between a kitty and his PERSON??????
Oh my. Is this thread, in fact, a parody of self-proclaimed cat people and their personas/posting styles?
If so, bravo!
If not, kidlet, it's getting late, time to log off.
I must say, this is a new look for you. But when in Rome, and whatnot...First of all, I love that you mention that it's late, and yet omit that this is a PORN SITE. Hi, kidlet would be grounded until age 35. Oh, wait, we're Jewish. 45!
Second, I see no parody here. I see only perfectly normal expressions about everything that is WONDERFUL ABOUT CATS.
And, p.s., if you're wondering if my posting style now includes ALL CAPS as a rule. Nope, just when I'm TALKING ABOUT AWESOME CATS.
Keep *what* indoors? The pleasure, or the feline?I THINK IT'S AWESOME YOU GET PLEASURE FROM YOUR FELINEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PLEASE KEEP IT INDOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!
KTHXBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I must say, this is a new look for you. But when in Rome, and whatnot...
I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS AND EXCESS PUNCTUATION TOO!!!!!!!!
I THINK IT'S AWESOME YOU GET PLEASURE FROM YOUR FELINEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PLEASE KEEP IT INDOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!
KTHXBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Keep *what* indoors? The pleasure, or the feline?![]()