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I would like to announce that I am now a cat person. I used to think of myself as neutral, maybe animal-friendly, and oh by the way I have a cat.

NO LONGER.

I coexist with dogs, and they are fine, like whole wheat toast is fine. But cats are crazy, bitchy, inspired, evil (but without real power so it's just cute) and adorable.

And did I mention cats are crazy? Crazy keeps it entertaining, yo.

So, that's that. I have chosen my allegiance. Sorry, dog people. It's not you-- actually, it is totally you.

I used to believe myself completely a dog person that was until I watched the second half of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aOODVI6GB8
 
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Are you suggesting there is something immature about the TRUE AND DEEPEST OF LOVES between a kitty and his PERSON??????

Oh my. Is this thread, in fact, a parody of self-proclaimed cat people and their personas/posting styles?

If so, bravo!

If not, kidlet, it's getting late, time to log off.
 
Oh my. Is this thread, in fact, a parody of self-proclaimed cat people and their personas/posting styles?

If so, bravo!

If not, kidlet, it's getting late, time to log off.

First of all, I love that you mention that it's late, and yet omit that this is a PORN SITE. Hi, kidlet would be grounded until age 35. Oh, wait, we're Jewish. 45!

Second, I see no parody here. I see only perfectly normal expressions about everything that is WONDERFUL ABOUT CATS.

And, p.s., if you're wondering if my posting style now includes ALL CAPS as a rule. Nope, just when I'm TALKING ABOUT AWESOME CATS.
 
First of all, I love that you mention that it's late, and yet omit that this is a PORN SITE. Hi, kidlet would be grounded until age 35. Oh, wait, we're Jewish. 45!

Second, I see no parody here. I see only perfectly normal expressions about everything that is WONDERFUL ABOUT CATS.

And, p.s., if you're wondering if my posting style now includes ALL CAPS as a rule. Nope, just when I'm TALKING ABOUT AWESOME CATS.
I must say, this is a new look for you. But when in Rome, and whatnot...

I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS AND EXCESS PUNCTUATION TOO!!!!!!!!

I THINK IT'S AWESOME YOU GET PLEASURE FROM YOUR FELINEEEEEEE!!!!!!

PLEASE KEEP IT INDOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!

KTHXBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
 
I must say, this is a new look for you. But when in Rome, and whatnot...

I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS AND EXCESS PUNCTUATION TOO!!!!!!!!

I THINK IT'S AWESOME YOU GET PLEASURE FROM YOUR FELINEEEEEEE!!!!!!

PLEASE KEEP IT INDOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!

KTHXBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Um, dog people cannot use all caps. :confused: DUH.

It's an indoor cat. Otherwise someone might hit it with a SMALL PEBBLE!

Please note my economical use of the all caps function.

Keep *what* indoors? The pleasure, or the feline? :confused:

Bwah ha ha.
 
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