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April · Mar 25, 2003

I fell asleep while watching war coverage on CNN.

My arm is still tingling from lack of blood.

Blindinthedark · Mar 25, 2003

April said:
I fell asleep while watching war coverage on CNN.

My arm is still tingling from lack of blood.

Ah the dangers of war

RobDownSouth · Mar 25, 2003

Get a rubdown specialist in here, STAT!

breakwall · Mar 25, 2003

I fell asleep watching a porno

my arm is asleep from excessive masturbation

It's like a parallel universe, only mine is much, much more of a drag.

April · Mar 25, 2003

LMAO I've never done that. Have, however, had customers tell me that. Just a little TMI.

just pet · Mar 25, 2003

April said:
LMAO I've never done that. Have, however, had customers tell me that. Just a little TMI.

And what kind of work do you do?

April · Mar 25, 2003

I used to work in a video store. Now I'm blissfully unemployed. *does happy dance*

QuickDuck · Mar 25, 2003

April said:
I fell asleep while watching war coverage on CNN.

My arm is still tingling from lack of blood.

*chuckle* I guess watching the same talking heads and the same images over and over again will do that to you.

April · Mar 25, 2003

The damn British did it to me. Started talking about Basra, and the man's voice just lulled me into sleep.