Breaking news on Dixon Carter Lee

[KillerMuffin]

I am working on it with him.

Dixon will be unveiled tomorrow

The Order of the Sisters of Mercy will miss you, Sister Mary Dixon. You have been a good novitiate and an even better nun. You will be sorely missed after you've been excommunicated and banished to Hell forever by the Pope, you heathen scum.

*sniffle*

 

[sunstruck]

I always knew he was a Catholic.

 

[lovetoread]

Should we be scared?

 

[RawHumor]

Tsk tsk, KM, don't you mean Dixon CUNTER Lee?

See how witty I am?

 

[Myrrdin]

They're de-frocking Dixon?

 

[marksgirl]

Should we be scared?

Hell yeah we should be scared, very scared!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think we should lay in a supply of prozac. He might take it in his head to go flitting across the Austrian Alps singing about mountains.

He's a great comedian--for a soon to be ex-nun--but he's no Julie Andrews.

 

[bluespoke]

I think we should lay in a supply of prozac. He might take it in his head to go flitting across the Austrian Alps singing about mountains.

He's a great comedian--for a soon to be ex-nun--but he's no Julie Andrews.

The hills are alive with the sound of de-frocking..............

 

[sunstruck]

I think we should lay in a supply of prozac. He might take it in his head to go flitting across the Austrian Alps singing about mountains.

He's a great comedian--for a soon to be ex-nun--but he's no Julie Andrews.

Nah, he can't sing worth a damn. Kept him from auditioning for Nunsense. Very disappointing for him.

 

[Prince Romeo]

And there I went and commented in a thread earlier today, about having a crush on a nun. What a nasty "habit"!

 

[Guest]

Do you think the origin of Catholicism is something to do with homosexual haven?

 

[curious2c]

I'll bet that he/she is/was a very good nun too. Nuns rock...somewhere, just not in my neighborhood though.

 

[Guest]

 

[Prince Romeo]

ChilledVodka said:

"Do you think the origin of Catholicism is something to do with homosexual haven?"

The answer depends on two things:

1) Is that a salami you're hiding under your frock Father Vodka?

2) Would you like to receive my Holy spirit?

 

[phrodeau]

Hanns thrives on his ego boosting posts and replies.

Phrodeau laughed at Hanns, claimed he couldn't find his dick with both hands.

Mock Hanns. It does a body good.

Of course Hanns forgot that Phrodeau is clever.

I will tell you that Hanns is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

 

[Guest]

1) Is that a salami you're hiding under your frock Father Vodka?
No. I'm just permanently horny.

2) Would you like to receive my Holy spirit?
Not particulerly. But if you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hanns and DCL both have egos...I have an ego...you have an ego...we all have egos.

Don't you want to be a Pepper too?

 

[Starfish]

Mother Superior Lee was what he aspired to be. It is all so heart-wrenchingly sad.



I hope I am there for the official disrobing.

This will be oddly sexy, like a freak show.

 

[pipercatt]

Don't you want to be a Pepper too?

I thought I was...

Oh wait, you said PEPPER.


heh.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Maybe someone should start a poll on who has the biggest ego on Lit. Of course narrowing the selection down to the top ten could be pretty tough. We should start by listing everyone's name, then let the constituents decide.

 

[sunstruck]

I hope I am there for the official disrobing.

This will be oddly sexy, like a freak show.

I'm not sure I want to see any nun disrobbing. Might trigger some burried Catholic school memory. Ick.

 

[Guest]

He's a great comedian--for a soon to be ex-nun--but he's no Julie Andrews.

he's a Klingon.