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Reuters - Monday Oct 20, 2008 03:01am EDT
News has just been received of an accident which resulted in Senators Obama and McCain being turned into pumpkins shortly after the stroke of midnight.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Pumpkins.jpg
Senator Obama (left) and Senator McCain (right) pose for a final photo
Both were so heavily made-up for media appearances and so stuck in their perma-grins that it took aides well over an hour to notice the transformation.
Both men have been taken to a secret military base in Nevada, where tests will confirm the exact strain of pumpkin and just how many pies can be made from them. It is unlikely that either Senator Obama or Senator McCain will have recovered in time for election day.
As Sarah Palin and Joe Biden have fled the country and are unavailable for comment, and no one's desperate enough to want George Bush for a third term, it's likely that the USA will revert to its pre-1776 status and become an overseas colony of the United Kingdom.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/maggietank460.jpg
Irony Lady, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has already been spotted rolling across the midwest plains.
While Al Qaeda and the KGB are likely suspects, some intelligence officials have hinted at a Europe-wide plot, financed by Libya's Colonel Gadaffi and a trust fund set up by the late Saddam Hussein. It is thought that the ringleaders wish to instigate a return to good quality American entertainment, such as Dallas and Dynasty, instead of reality TV and election coverage.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Contrast.jpg
Sarah Palin (left) and Joan Collins (right) - for many there is no comparison.
Further news on this worrying development in world politics will be brought to you as it breaks.
News has just been received of an accident which resulted in Senators Obama and McCain being turned into pumpkins shortly after the stroke of midnight.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Pumpkins.jpg
Senator Obama (left) and Senator McCain (right) pose for a final photo
Both were so heavily made-up for media appearances and so stuck in their perma-grins that it took aides well over an hour to notice the transformation.
Both men have been taken to a secret military base in Nevada, where tests will confirm the exact strain of pumpkin and just how many pies can be made from them. It is unlikely that either Senator Obama or Senator McCain will have recovered in time for election day.
As Sarah Palin and Joe Biden have fled the country and are unavailable for comment, and no one's desperate enough to want George Bush for a third term, it's likely that the USA will revert to its pre-1776 status and become an overseas colony of the United Kingdom.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/maggietank460.jpg
Irony Lady, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has already been spotted rolling across the midwest plains.
While Al Qaeda and the KGB are likely suspects, some intelligence officials have hinted at a Europe-wide plot, financed by Libya's Colonel Gadaffi and a trust fund set up by the late Saddam Hussein. It is thought that the ringleaders wish to instigate a return to good quality American entertainment, such as Dallas and Dynasty, instead of reality TV and election coverage.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/Contrast.jpg
Sarah Palin (left) and Joan Collins (right) - for many there is no comparison.
Further news on this worrying development in world politics will be brought to you as it breaks.
Good one Sche.
