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Buy a new one for $10 - my going rate is $50 per hour.Olivianna said:One of you males - I want you to fix my toaster.
riff said:It all sounds so delicious.
I am on summer break.
One of you females- I want you to part your thighs and let me drink your pussy.
Porn only goes so far. Spirit only goes so far. Drugs and booze only so far. Punching a punching bag only goes so far.
I am ripe.
Too bad you don't live near me. With my ambition and my camcorder we could make some awesome porn.
sunstruck said:
Yeah sure, but then you'll sell it to all your friends for crack money and will I ever hear from you again? Noooooooo.
And then one day the cops show up at my door with a video tape and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Salimanders and where the hell are you?
freescorfr said:I've just finished the shortest job in my life. My twins are interpreting for the World Student games, and I was booked in to start today. Because I couldn't make it on Monday, they got someone else. I was offered a substitute's role but thought the chance of an interpreter suffering a throat injury was not worth waiting for - so I'm not breakfasting but packing.
So Riff the journey begins - tonight or tomorrow. Depart from the hayloft.
My breakfast is apple and cammembert again. Cammembert's ripen very quickly in hot cars, which soon smeel of cow's breath.
riff said:
You are a cruel one. Smart- but cruel.
It's too bad. I wanted to do photosynthesis with you on my face.![]()