Breakfast

riff

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Mari-Jeewanna, grilled Sharp Cheddar Cheese sandwich, and coffee.

Someone pass me the tequilla.
 
Leftover Chinese food.
yes I am almost 30 and I still eat leftover chinese food for breakfast:rolleyes:
 
It all sounds so delicious.

I am on summer break.

One of you females- I want you to part your thighs and let me drink your pussy.

Porn only goes so far. Spirit only goes so far. Drugs and booze only so far. Punching a punching bag only goes so far.

I am ripe.

Too bad you don't live near me. With my ambition and my camcorder we could make some awesome porn.
 
One coffee, two waffles, a vitamin, and a glass of water. Mmmm. One of you males - I want you to fix my toaster. Microwaves only go so far.
I love summer break.
 
Just cold cereal with Mocha Mix (skim milk? yuck! give me something with real consistency, not that white water crap!).
 
riff said:
It all sounds so delicious.

I am on summer break.

One of you females- I want you to part your thighs and let me drink your pussy.

Porn only goes so far. Spirit only goes so far. Drugs and booze only so far. Punching a punching bag only goes so far.

I am ripe.

Too bad you don't live near me. With my ambition and my camcorder we could make some awesome porn.


Yeah sure, but then you'll sell it to all your friends for crack money and will I ever hear from you again? Noooooooo.

And then one day the cops show up at my door with a video tape and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Salimanders and where the hell are you?
 
I've just finished the shortest job in my life. My twins are interpreting for the World Student games, and I was booked in to start today. Because I couldn't make it on Monday, they got someone else. I was offered a substitute's role but thought the chance of an interpreter suffering a throat injury was not worth waiting for - so I'm not breakfasting but packing.

So Riff the journey begins - tonight or tomorrow. Depart from the hayloft.

My breakfast is apple and cammembert again. Cammembert's ripen very quickly in hot cars, which soon smeel of cow's breath.
 
sunstruck said:



Yeah sure, but then you'll sell it to all your friends for crack money and will I ever hear from you again? Noooooooo.

And then one day the cops show up at my door with a video tape and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Salimanders and where the hell are you?

You are a cruel one. Smart- but cruel.

It's too bad. I wanted to do photosynthesis with you on my face. :)
 
freescorfr said:
I've just finished the shortest job in my life. My twins are interpreting for the World Student games, and I was booked in to start today. Because I couldn't make it on Monday, they got someone else. I was offered a substitute's role but thought the chance of an interpreter suffering a throat injury was not worth waiting for - so I'm not breakfasting but packing.

So Riff the journey begins - tonight or tomorrow. Depart from the hayloft.

My breakfast is apple and cammembert again. Cammembert's ripen very quickly in hot cars, which soon smeel of cow's breath.

I miss you. Man. I bought a digital camcorder instead of a trip to France and freesofr. Besides- my therapist would have given me hell, I think (I am so much the "risk-man").

Still, I say, nothing like cunnilingus on a rainy morning.
 
You'll have to talk your therapist into it for next year. Looks like it's going to be a long vacation for me. Where should I settle, Riff? The Basque country, Galicia, Bordeaux, Toulouse region or Malta?

I have to be able to speak with the indigenous if I'm to take my pocket money off tham. Otherwise I am a totally free man.

Cunnilingus will, I expect, be one of your recommendations for my training, with my seven women, before I settle. I await your advice, Riff. I thought it was spot on before.
 
riff said:


You are a cruel one. Smart- but cruel.

It's too bad. I wanted to do photosynthesis with you on my face. :)


Ok, see senior Bio would have been WAY more fun with you as my lab partner.
 
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