Lisa Denton
Can nipples explode?
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- Jun 23, 2004
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ABSTRUSE said:I love Lisa but don't tell her.
I was hidin and heard it.
(Lisa tackles Abs and starts kissin her ........... all over)
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ABSTRUSE said:I love Lisa but don't tell her.
I'll have to remember to do this often.Lisa Denton said:I was hidin and heard it.
(Lisa tackles Abs and starts kissin her ........... all over)

Help me.!!!hugo_sam said:Too funny Lisa.
I'll leave you two to ...erm...play.
I'll take my dangly parts elsewhere.
have fun
Abs needs it,. treat her good.
How? I know I am not plumbed correctly to help here. Just enjoy Sis. Have fun!!ABSTRUSE said:Help me.!!!
She's crazy...and everyone knows all the serial killers are in Texas.hugo_sam said:How? I know I am not plumbed correctly to help here. Just enjoy Sis. Have fun!!
Just enjoy it. Get laid first. You're dead already, so what if she kills you. enjoy it.ABSTRUSE said:She's crazy...and everyone knows all the serial killers are in Texas.
Rumple Foreskin said:Oh, I thought the thread's title was "Breakfast ON Lisa." Never mind.
But since I'm here, Lisa, do you have any strong opinions on gravy to go with biscuits and sausage?
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Oh, woman, you're flingin' a craving on me.Lisa Denton said:But of course and naturally I do, surely.
Take one Abs and bend her over ... wait ... wrong recipe.
The only really good gravy is the creamy but thick kind. You know, like when you go in a highway truck stop resturant and say "give me some heavy-duty gravy for these here biscuits, and bring it in a dirty bowl" but always have some pepto-bismal ready.
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I wana here more about the bend over Abs reciepe.Lisa Denton said:But of course and naturally I do, surely.
Take one Abs and bend her over ... wait ... wrong recipe.
The only really good gravy is the creamy but thick kind. You know, like when you go in a highway truck stop resturant and say "give me some heavy-duty gravy for these here biscuits, and bring it in a dirty bowl" but always have some pepto-bismal ready.
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Rumple Foreskin said:Oh, woman, you're flingin' a craving on me.
So do you prefer stand-alone sausage or for it already be crumble up into the gravy?
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Either one sounds good to me.Lisa Denton said:No, no, silly. You take the sausage and put it in a biscuit, then you take off Abs panties ..... um ..... wait .... I think I am gettin my recipe's all mixed up again.
Lisa Denton said:No, no, silly. You take the sausage and put it in a biscuit, then you take off Abs panties ..... um ..... wait .... I think I am gettin my recipe's all mixed up again.
Only on special occasions and this ain't one of them!sweetsubsarahh said:I didn't think Abs wore panties.

zeb1094 said:Only on special occasions and this ain't one of them!![]()

I wanna read the headlines!! and Advertisment!Lisa Denton said:Yes, special occasions.
Like when somebody wants to read the news or sumpthin.
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I'm sorry don't mean to complain it will be a pleasure to just be with you a thousand apologies.Lisa Denton said:My doggie doesn't like guests who complain.
Shut up and eat a fuckin sausage.
If you ask for sweetNlow for your coffee things are gonna get ugly.
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123pickme3 said:I'm sorry don't mean to complain it will be a pleasure to just be with you a thousand apologies.![]()

Dat's it.Lisa Denton said:Yes, special occasions.
Like when somebody wants to read the news or sumpthin.
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McKenna said:I think I'm too late for today's breakfast... can I place an order for tomorrow?
Good to see you about, Lisa.![]()