Breakfast at Lisa's

[Lisa Denton]

Ok, its the middle of the night here, or real early in the morning, however you want to look at it. My doggie wanted to go out and play in the backyard and I can't sleep so I am makin breakfast, everbody is invited.

I am makin sausage biscuits, but the sausage package has eight sausages, and the biscuit dealie only has five biscuits, so if you don't hurry you might only get a sausage with no biscuit to put it in.

I hate it when they do that, like you get a package of weinies and a package of buns, and you are gonna make some hot-dogs. The wienies have eight wienies and the buns only have six buns. What the fuck are you supposed to do with the other two wienies (eek)

Anywho, I made some coffee, but am drinking it fast so don't invite your friends because I don't want to have to open another can, the first can is empty.

They sausages is almost done so hurry.

See ya, Lisa.



P.S. This is not off topic, you can talk about stories and stuff while eatin.

 

[njattorney11]

Hi Lisa

I'm up way to early too - I'd luv some breakfast!

 

[123pickme3]

Ok, its the middle of the night here, or real early in the morning, however you want to look at it. My doggie wanted to go out and play in the backyard and I can't sleep so I am makin breakfast, everbody is invited.

I am makin sausage biscuits, but the sausage package has eight sausages, and the biscuit dealie only has five biscuits, so if you don't hurry you might only get a sausage with no biscuit to put it in.

I hate it when they do that, like you get a package of weinies and a package of buns, and you are gonna make some hot-dogs. The wienies have eight wienies and the buns only have six buns. What the fuck are you supposed to do with the other two wienies (eek)

Anywho, I made some coffee, but am drinking it fast so don't invite your friends because I don't want to have to open another can, the first can is empty.

They sausages is almost done so hurry.

See ya, Lisa.



P.S. This is not off topic, you can talk about stories and stuff while eatin.

I'm not crazy about sausages and biscuits, is there anything else to eat.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'm up way to early too - I'd luv some breakfast!

Well come on, you have a few minutes cause the biscuits got a lil burnt, and I am scrapping off the burned parts.

I guess you could say "this ain't exactly Breakfast at Tiffany's"

 

[njattorney11]

thanks - I'm starving. are you up for good or are you going back to bed after breakfast?

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'm not crazy about sausages and biscuits, is there anything else to eat.

My doggie doesn't like guests who complain.

Shut up and eat a fuckin sausage.

If you ask for sweetNlow for your coffee things are gonna get ugly.

 

[hugo_sam]

Lisa,
I would love some sausage and biscuits for breakfast. It's nice to see another denizen of the late night / early morning.

Coffee black is good with me.
Smells good.

 

[Lisa Denton]

thanks - I'm starving. are you up for good or are you going back to bed after breakfast?

Usually when this happens my doggie doesn't let me go back to sleep. He thinks I am only good for holdin open the door so he can drag his toys in and out. I will prolly just go to sleep early tonight.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa,
I would love some sausage and biscuits for breakfast. It's nice to see another denizen of the late night / early morning.

Coffee black is good with me.
Smells good.

You are nice, you can have some non-dairy creamer for your coffee if you want.

 

[hugo_sam]

You are nice, you can have some non-dairy creamer for your coffee if you want.

Thank you for the compliment.
I'm just an old white tip trying to get along.
Thank you for the cream, but no.
Too many years in the Army. Black works perfectly well.
Nice to have a good breakfast.
Thank you.

 

[njattorney11]

same here - I think I'm up for good as well. So the coffee will really help. How long you had your dog he's/she's cute...........

 

[Lisa Denton]

Thank you for the compliment.
I'm just an old white tip trying to get along.
Thank you for the cream, but no.
Too many years in the Army. Black works perfectly well.
Nice to have a good breakfast.
Thank you.

God bless all veterans. Have another sausage.

 

[hugo_sam]

God bless all veterans. Have another sausage.

Thank you.
It's nice to actually meet you.
We have mutual friends here at the AH
But I think we tend to travel in different threads.
Good sausage and biscuits. MMmmmm......
Coffee hits the spot.

 

[Lisa Denton]

same here - I think I'm up for good as well. So the coffee will really help. How long you had your dog he's/she's cute...........

Scooter is a he, and almost two human years old, I dunno how many doggie years that makes, but really still a big puppy, until he gets mad, then I have to spray him with my water bottle, he don't like that.

 

[hugo_sam]

thanks - I'm starving. are you up for good or are you going back to bed after breakfast?

Good morning to you njattorney.
Nice to meet you as well.
Welcome to the AH
I see you have already met Lisa.
Hope you enjoy yourself.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Thank you.
It's nice to actually meet you.
We have mutual friends here at the AH
But I think we tend to travel in different threads.
Good sausage and biscuits. MMmmmm......
Coffee hits the spot.

Oh, I know Laurel and Manu and lots of peoples here. Sometimes I don't post much because of one asshole poster, I could give him hell but prefer to walk away. I piss peoples off sometimes on the political threads and stuff, but always try to stay nice, even when dis-agreeing.

 

[njattorney11]

Hi Hugo nice to meet u as well.

He's a good dog I'm sure - but funny how animals freak out with the whole water spray thing. I have three cats (I'm not a cat person though - you know the type) but I have one that is not skittish at all (she's a ragdoll cat). You spray her while she is on the counter, repeatedly, and she just looks at you. It is too funny.

 

[hugo_sam]

Oh, I know Laurel and Manu and lots of peoples here. Sometimes I don't post much because of one asshole poster, I could give him hell but prefer to walk away. I piss peoples off sometimes on the political threads and stuff, but always try to stay nice, even when dis-agreeing.

NIce always works.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hi Hugo nice to meet u as well.

He's a good dog I'm sure - but funny how animals freak out with the whole water spray thing. I have three cats (I'm not a cat person though - you know the type) but I have one that is not skittish at all (she's a ragdoll cat). You spray her while she is on the counter, repeatedly, and she just looks at you. It is too funny.

I love all animals, but am not a cat person either. The neighbors cat thinks he is mine. When I used to leave early in the morning when it was still dark he would run at me, I would kick him thinkin it was a rabid rat or sumpthin, then feel bad about it. Sometimes he sleeps on my car, I let him untill I have to go someplace.

 

[njattorney11]

That is funny - I guess cats like you even though you are not a cat person. Funny about cat and dog people - you very rarely find someone that likes both.
Where are we having breakfast anyway? - I assume you live on the east coast somewhere? I, as you can tell from my very creative screen name, am from NJ.

 

[Lisa Denton]

NIce always works.

Yes, there is one poster who had one of my sayings in her siggie for awhile, she was nice but my quote "did somebody write politically correct on a two-by-four and shove it up your butt" was when I was having a bad day, and the person I was talkin to was very rude. I usually don't lose my temper like that any more.

 

[hugo_sam]

That is funny - I guess cats like you even though you are not a cat person. Funny about cat and dog people - you very rarely find someone that likes both.
Where are we having breakfast anyway? - I assume you live on the east coast somewhere? I, as you can tell from my very creative screen name, am from NJ.

NJ
Actually I have three of each. They get along together well and each have their moments.
Where roughly in NJ?
I am now in mid- Alabama but used to live downstate NY.

 

[hugo_sam]

Yes, there is one poster who had one of my sayings in her siggie for awhile, she was nice but my quote "did somebody write politically correct on a two-by-four and shove it up your butt" was when I was having a bad day, and the person I was talkin to was very rude. I usually don't lose my temper like that any more.

I understand and could not agree more. As you can tell from my sig line, I place a high value on being courteous. Political correct I can take or leave depending on the level of pc. I do not tolerate biggotry or out and out rudeness well.
I guess we all have our 'buttons' that set us off.

The sausage and biscuit is good by the way. Thank you for the invite.

 

[Lisa Denton]

That is funny - I guess cats like you even though you are not a cat person. Funny about cat and dog people - you very rarely find someone that likes both.
Where are we having breakfast anyway? - I assume you live on the east coast somewhere? I, as you can tell from my very creative screen name, am from NJ.

Not on the east coast, texas, howdy.

Yes, cats and dogs like me, and I usually trust them when they don't like someone.

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Two women were walking down the street and seen a cat licking her own pussy.

The first woman says "I wish I could do that".

The second woman says "you probably can, but she might scratch up your face with her claws when she comes".
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[njattorney11]

hugo - i'm in the north jersey area - essex county.

lisa - texas huh? I love it down there when I am there on business - Austin especially. do you have one of them killer southern accents?