Breading sessions

[Brandnewbuddy]

There’s a comic I read where an attractive villainess gets employed by the greater villain at a bakery so I joked the author got lots of mistranslated fan mail about how readers wanted to “bread” her.

With that idea in mind: Character sees what appears to be sign ups to breed with a baker but winds up signing up for “breading” with the baker. Now whether that’s making bread or learning how to bread dishes doesn’t matter.

But of course, the seemingly chaste lessons start turning erotic or the baker realizes what the MC thought they were signing up for and decides to reciprocate.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

For example:

The lessons turn erotic:

“Do we have to hand knead? It takes so long and it’s so hot in here.” He asked as he began to work the soda bread.

“I do have a mixer but that’s for the bulk orders. The good stuff requires some hands on attention.” The baker said, giggling as the young man leapt up from feeling her warm breath on his ear, “the important thing is just to find something to distract yourself from the task at hand”

He suddenly felt something, or rather two somethings, press against his back, and then felt the bakers hands on his jeans, snaking under the apron and heading towards his belt buckle.

“Would you like me to provide you a distraction?”

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Breading would be a specific fetish, where you roll around in breadcrumbs and go into a sauna until they crisp up. Then fuck.

 

[TheLobster]

I saw the thread and thought ‘a’ must be a typo for a second ‘e’, but then I read the posts and I can’t tell anymore…

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I saw the thread and thought ‘a’ must be a typo for a second ‘e’, but then I read the posts and I can’t tell anymore…

That’s the idea: people see a post from an attractive baker and think the baker is putting out because they see “breed” when the post is “bread”

But the baker isn’t opposed to getting frisky

 

[Carnevil9]

I knead some lovin' tonight!!

 

[Carnevil9]

Breading would be a specific fetish, where you roll around in breadcrumbs and go into a sauna until they crisp up. Then fuck.

Just be careful not to end up with a bun in the oven.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Lol, I knew you’d rise to the occasion

 

[dirk2024]

I don't know....this could be kind of stale.

 

[BurningFloors]

My baguette is so fucking hard right now.

 

[TheLobster]

Just be careful and don’t spill the batter.