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Lone_Wanderer said:
Happy Monday, Brat! :)

Of course I could give you something full of protein... ;) Nevertheless, I hope you keep your strength up for the week. :D
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Oh jeeze! Thanks, LW!
I have been doing a lot of bike riding lately. I try to do a minimal of 5 miles a day. My dog officially hates me. She doesn't enjoy jogging as I ride slowly. She gives me grumpy looks when I leave first thing abandoning "our" jog for a ride. I have to take her on two walks on top of my training to combat the doggy mom guilt.
 
SquirtnBrat said:
Oh jeeze! Thanks, LW!
I have been doing a lot of bike riding lately. I try to do a minimal of 5 miles a day. My dog officially hates me. She doesn't enjoy jogging as I ride slowly. She gives me grumpy looks when I leave first thing abandoning "our" jog for a ride. I have to take her on two walks on top of my training to combat the doggy mom guilt.
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Bike riding, wow. I'm sure that's keeping you in plenty of shape! :) And why would you have guilt? :p

And I'm an Aries, btw. :)
 
Lone_Wanderer said:
Bike riding, wow. I'm sure that's keeping you in plenty of shape! :) And why would you have guilt? :p

And I'm an Aries, btw. :)
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Aries, I would of pegged you more of a Taurus. You seem to know exactly what you want and not settle for less.
She makes me feel like we aren't as close now. She is now 6 and the first 3 years I had her she clung to my ole man and hated me. She would nose nudge me until I bruised if I dared to sit by him. I took over being responsible for her. I feed her, I take her on her walks, poop scoop, ect all trying to win her over. After two years of jogging together she finally acts as though I am 'tolerable'. Coming when I call, basic obedience stuff, occasionally cuddling with me...
Since I got the bike she acts as though she has become deaf to my voice unless it's "jog", "food", "water", or "out".
 
DarkrSide said:
I am an Aries, just like Lone.
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Yay! Aries are optimistic and playful.

My fav coffee table book is Sex-Scopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, & Satisfy ANY Sign by Stuart Hazelton. Every time I have a group of people over I leave it out and watch the responces. :)
 
Motorcityman1980 said:
I am a Fish. Pisces. Tell me what it means, I haven't the foggiest other than the basic stuff.
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"Pisces are prone to a multitude of sins, from stealing to unsafe sex to sugar coating the truth, but don't make the mistake of thinking Pisces is malicious or evil... Pisces simply can not - and will not adapt to all of society's rules." That was Hazelton's quote about Pisces and I have to agree. They are highly kinky people. Female Pisces and I don't typically mesh well, I steer away because all the ones I have known have been selfish bitches. But Pisces men tend to be more outgoing and spontaneous living in the moment. I can get down with that.
 
Graybeard55 said:
Aquarius ... What does that say about me? LOL
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All my best friends are Aquarius!! Easy to talk to, highly relatable but the sign is ruled by Uranus so they can be stubborn. But the guys have great stamina. ;)
Book says to get an Aquarius up for round two, like the Weeknd, gotta do it off the temple. Turn on his mind after sex with intellect and dirty talk and he'll be ready for round 2 in no time!
 
LinusRules said:
Have you done Libra yet? Amuse me with my future.
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My hubby is a Libra!!! Libra's symbol is the scales. You like life in balance, finding points valid during both sides of an argument. Intellectual and sexy af. I haven't met on Libra guy I haven't found attractive. Zac Efron and Gwen Stafani for example! Drool!! You enjoy posh decor and higher brand items. Very visual. A strip tease is the best way to get a Libra all hot and bothered. I would know. ;)
Sadly I can't see into the future. I could draw up your star chart but it has been ages since I have done one.
 
SquirtnBrat said:
"Pisces are prone to a multitude of sins, from stealing to unsafe sex to sugar coating the truth, but don't make the mistake of thinking Pisces is malicious or evil... Pisces simply can not - and will not adapt to all of society's rules." That was Hazelton's quote about Pisces and I have to agree. They are highly kinky people. Female Pisces and I don't typically mesh well, I steer away because all the ones I have known have been selfish bitches. But Pisces men tend to be more outgoing and spontaneous living in the moment. I can get down with that.
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Multitude of sins, check.
Rules of society, check.
Highly kinky, check.

And I love to get down... :) it seems as if this astrology business has some accuracy.
 
Capricorn men tend to get too focused in work so remember to make time for play as well. The book claims your favorite position is doggy or spooning style sex, Stuart even claims they are the most anal zodiac sign, loving to own that ass. He suggests backwards cowgirl with her hands rubbing thighs and kneecaps as the best position for a round two frolic.
 
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Motorcityman1980 said:
Multitude of sins, check.
Rules of society, check.
Highly kinky, check.

And I love to get down... :) it seems as if this astrology business has some accuracy.
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This book is good. Stuart Hazelton knows his stuff. A lot of the stuff I have learned just threw day to day interactions. With all signs someone might say something and I'll flag it by thinking "Wow that was a very (insert sign) thing to say". When Kurt Cobain wrote "She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak." He meant he needed someone to empathize with him, he was a Pisces as well and reliability is a big deal to them.
 
pvt_addiction said:
Morning Brat! Cancer here. :)
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Morning, G! We are birds of a feather! My favorite quote describing Cancer folks is how trying to figure us out is like a really difficult algebra problem. But once we communicate and you start plugging in all the factors, were easy... Pun intended. I think Cancers have a bad rep for being over emotional and self centered. Yes, we care deeply. Yes, we hold grudges. We are empathetic. A few great chefs are Cancers like Anthony Bourdain, it seems to bring our sign comfort to give the gift of nutrition. That explains why half this thread is a food log right? We find comfort in our own atmosphere and are true home bodies but that doesn't mean we don't like to entertain! We love to be possessed by our partner in every sence of the word.
Cancers are also one of the signs (Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Gemini as well) who can easily walk away from a one night stand. It sounds contradictory since we are known for our shells and not letting anyone in. But we have addictive personalities and enjoy the buzz being bad creates! ♋
 
SquirtnBrat said:
Morning, G! We are birds of a feather! My favorite quote describing Cancer folks is how trying to figure us out is like a really difficult algebra problem. But once we communicate and you start plugging in all the factors, were easy... Pun intended. I think Cancers have a bad rep for being over emotional and self centered. Yes, we care deeply. Yes, we hold grudges. We are empathetic. A few great chefs are Cancers like Anthony Bourdain, it seems to bring our sign comfort to give the gift of nutrition. That explains why half this thread is a food log right? We find comfort in our own atmosphere and are true home bodies but that doesn't mean we don't like to entertain! We love to be possessed by our partner in every sence of the word.
Cancers are also one of the signs (Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Gemini as well) who can easily walk away from a one night stand. It sounds contradictory since we are known for our shells and not letting anyone in. But we have addictive personalities and enjoy the buzz being bad creates! ♋
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There's a lot of truth in this...
 
SquirtnBrat said:
My hubby is a Libra!!! Libra's symbol is the scales. You like life in balance, finding points valid during both sides of an argument. Intellectual and sexy af. I haven't met on Libra guy I haven't found attractive. Zac Efron and Gwen Stafani for example! Drool!! You enjoy posh decor and higher brand items. Very visual. A strip tease is the best way to get a Libra all hot and bothered. I would know. ;)
Sadly I can't see into the future. I could draw up your star chart but it has been ages since I have done one.
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Maybe you could draw it on my saliva line
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