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Chuckus
'Master' of all things good and pleasurable
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Our Lady of the Bloody Knuckles
Student: Chuckus, ....
Teacher: Sister Ruth Lester
Comment:
Your son .... is completely incorrigible. He is never on time to class, his grades are terrible, and he is nearly always disrespectful towards me. I've caught him on more than one occasion actually opening his zipper and showing his naughty parts to the girls in the class. This behavior is totally unacceptable and should be dealt with using swift and strict disciplinary measures. I recommend daily punishment sessions for .... involving numerous paddlings on the bare flesh of his tender little bottom. This is exactly what I used to do when corporal punishment was still legal. I would parade them into my office and paddle them all, each and every day. Sigh, those were the days!
Student: Chuckus, ....
Teacher: Sister Ruth Lester
Comment:
Your son .... is completely incorrigible. He is never on time to class, his grades are terrible, and he is nearly always disrespectful towards me. I've caught him on more than one occasion actually opening his zipper and showing his naughty parts to the girls in the class. This behavior is totally unacceptable and should be dealt with using swift and strict disciplinary measures. I recommend daily punishment sessions for .... involving numerous paddlings on the bare flesh of his tender little bottom. This is exactly what I used to do when corporal punishment was still legal. I would parade them into my office and paddle them all, each and every day. Sigh, those were the days!
Valdimer
Half of Something
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Your son Valdimer_79 is a nice boy but his grades and conduct are becoming a problem, as you can plainly see from his poor marks. I had such high hopes for Valdimer_79 but he is just not doing the required work. He speaks out of turn, is often tardy, and on more than one occasion I have caught him behind the Gymnasium with some girls. I think they are doing some very naughty things back there but I'm not sure. These problems often stem from a lack of discipline in the home. Therefor I am recommending regular and strict punishment sessions for Valdimer_79 throughout the summer months. If he does not improve by the start of the next school year we are going to have to consider suspension. If only corporal punishment wasn't outlawed. I'd show these kids a thing or two.
My god!! This is just outragious!! LMAO
Your son Valdimer_79 is a nice boy but his grades and conduct are becoming a problem, as you can plainly see from his poor marks. I had such high hopes for Valdimer_79 but he is just not doing the required work. He speaks out of turn, is often tardy, and on more than one occasion I have caught him behind the Gymnasium with some girls. I think they are doing some very naughty things back there but I'm not sure. These problems often stem from a lack of discipline in the home. Therefor I am recommending regular and strict punishment sessions for Valdimer_79 throughout the summer months. If he does not improve by the start of the next school year we are going to have to consider suspension. If only corporal punishment wasn't outlawed. I'd show these kids a thing or two.
My god!! This is just outragious!! LMAO
Angel
Cuntbeans
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Our Lady of the Bloody Knuckles
Student: Angel
Teacher: Sister Ruth Lester
Subject 1st Semester 2nd Semester Average
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Comment:
Your daughter Angel is completely incorrigible. She is never on time to class, her grades are terrible, and she is nearly always disrespectful towards me. I've caught her on more than one occasion actually lifting her skirt and showing her naughty parts to the boys in the class. This behavior is totally unacceptable and should be dealt with using swift and strict disciplinary measures. I recommend daily punishment sessions for Angel involving numerous paddlings on the bare flesh of her tender little bottom. This is exactly what I used to do when corporal punishment was still legal. I would parade them into my office and paddle them all, each and every day. Sigh, those were the days!
Student: Angel
Teacher: Sister Ruth Lester
Subject 1st Semester 2nd Semester Average
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Comment:
Your daughter Angel is completely incorrigible. She is never on time to class, her grades are terrible, and she is nearly always disrespectful towards me. I've caught her on more than one occasion actually lifting her skirt and showing her naughty parts to the boys in the class. This behavior is totally unacceptable and should be dealt with using swift and strict disciplinary measures. I recommend daily punishment sessions for Angel involving numerous paddlings on the bare flesh of her tender little bottom. This is exactly what I used to do when corporal punishment was still legal. I would parade them into my office and paddle them all, each and every day. Sigh, those were the days!
nasty
yeah, baby, yeah
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*taking lavender over knee and spanking*"Bad, girl."lavender said:Your daughter lavy is generally a good student but lately it seems she has been a little distracted, as you can see by her Spelling Grade . If you'll notice, her conduct has gotten a little worse over the course of the school year. lavy tends to speak without raising her hand which can disrupt the class. I think it would be a good idea to sit down with her this summer and discuss her academic priorities. Perhaps a stern talking to is in order, or perhaps a little stronger form of discipline such as a crisp spanking on the bare bottom. In either case I am looking forward to seeing lavy back next year. Hopefully with rosy cheeks.
So, I need some spankings. I'm glad that it has been officially diagnosed.
Problem Child
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Your son Problem Child blew up the fucking school with a homemade ANFO carbomb.
Luckily he did it in the middle of the night, but he will be spending the next 10-20 at Folsom in an 8x12 cell with a gay bodybuilder named Cletus.
He got an A in chemistry last semester though, if that's any consolation.
Luckily he did it in the middle of the night, but he will be spending the next 10-20 at Folsom in an 8x12 cell with a gay bodybuilder named Cletus.
He got an A in chemistry last semester though, if that's any consolation.
Wayward School for Brats
Student: fish, Star Teacher: Mr. P. Addleston
Subject Average
Reading B-
Spelling D+
Mathematics A+
Art B+
Phys-ED A
Conduct C+
Attendance C
Comment:
Your daughter Star is generally a good student but lately it seems she has been a little distracted, as you can see by her Spelling Grade . If you'll notice, her conduct has gotten a little worse over the course of the school year. Star tends to speak without raising her hand which can disrupt the class. I think it would be a good idea to sit down with her this summer and discuss her academic priorities. Perhaps a stern talking to is in order, or perhaps a little stronger form of discipline such as a crisp spanking on the bare bottom. In either case I am looking forward to seeing Star back next year. Hopefully with rosy cheeks.
Who wants to be my Daddy?
Student: fish, Star Teacher: Mr. P. Addleston
Subject Average
Reading B-
Spelling D+
Mathematics A+
Art B+
Phys-ED A
Conduct C+
Attendance C
Comment:
Your daughter Star is generally a good student but lately it seems she has been a little distracted, as you can see by her Spelling Grade . If you'll notice, her conduct has gotten a little worse over the course of the school year. Star tends to speak without raising her hand which can disrupt the class. I think it would be a good idea to sit down with her this summer and discuss her academic priorities. Perhaps a stern talking to is in order, or perhaps a little stronger form of discipline such as a crisp spanking on the bare bottom. In either case I am looking forward to seeing Star back next year. Hopefully with rosy cheeks.
Who wants to be my Daddy?
LordMagicMan
Lord of the Morning
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Your son Lord is generally a good student but lately it seems he has been a little distracted, as you can see by his Spelling Grade . If you'll notice, her conduct has gotten a little worse over the course of the school year. Lord tends to speak without raising his hand which can disrupt the class. I think it would be a good idea to sit down with him this summer and discuss his academic priorities. Perhaps a stern talking to is in order, or perhaps a little stronger form of discipline such as a crisp spanking on the bare bottom. In either case I am looking forward to seeing Lord back next year. Hopefully with rosy cheeks.
SunnyGirl
pretty in pink
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Rosy Buns Academy
Student: ..., SunnyGirl
Teacher: Dr. Ben Dover
Reading: C+
Spelling : C
Mathematics: F
Art: C+
Phys-ED: B
Conduct: D
Attendance: D
Your daughter SunnyGirl is a nice girl but her grades and conduct are becoming a problem, as you can plainly see from her poor marks. I had such high hopes for SunnyGirl but she is just not doing the required work. She speaks out of turn, is often tardy, and on more than one occasion I have caught her behind the Gymnasium with some boys. I think they are doing some very naughty things back there but I'm not sure. These problems often stem from a lack of discipline in the home. Therefor I am recommending regular and strict punishment sessions for SunnyGirl throughout the summer months. If she does not improve by the start of the next school year we are going to have to consider suspension. If only corporal punishment wasn't outlawed. I'd show these kids a thing or two.
Student: ..., SunnyGirl
Teacher: Dr. Ben Dover
Reading: C+
Spelling : C
Mathematics: F
Art: C+
Phys-ED: B
Conduct: D
Attendance: D
Your daughter SunnyGirl is a nice girl but her grades and conduct are becoming a problem, as you can plainly see from her poor marks. I had such high hopes for SunnyGirl but she is just not doing the required work. She speaks out of turn, is often tardy, and on more than one occasion I have caught her behind the Gymnasium with some boys. I think they are doing some very naughty things back there but I'm not sure. These problems often stem from a lack of discipline in the home. Therefor I am recommending regular and strict punishment sessions for SunnyGirl throughout the summer months. If she does not improve by the start of the next school year we are going to have to consider suspension. If only corporal punishment wasn't outlawed. I'd show these kids a thing or two.
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