Boycott Lit?

[DirtyJJ]

I stumbled across this today and thought you might get a laugh out of it. Someone posted this on another adult erotica site, and of course the only replies he got were ones telling him he was nuts and that Lit is the best site around. Enjoy...



Boycott literotica.com
Posted by Literotica.com Hater! on October 14, 2002 at 14:44:32:

Them guys at literotica .com are a bunch of bastards.
They wouldn't post the adult story that I wrote on their literotica.com website. That's after I told my friends that it would be posted on the www.literotica.com home page.

So I think everyone should stop using literotica.com and use other sites.
I think that they are Literotica.com-munists! Ha Ha...
ANd Literotca.com-plainers...

Literotica.com Hater and never again Literotica.com visitor!

 

[raphy]

I feel very sorry for that individual.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

This is cool. I wonder how many people at the other site had never heard of Lit and decided to come check it out because of that.

 

[Chicklet]

This is cool. I wonder how many people at the other site had never heard of Lit and decided to come check it out because of that.

Yeah, it would certainly make me curious.

 

[gauchecritic]

In a similar vein I think my stories must be being boycotted too. Whether it's because my stories aren't good enough or my stories have offputting subjects I couldn't say. My stories have a 4 to 4.4 voting average so can't be all that bad.

Boycott my stories if you must but if you do happen to read my stories don't forget to vote.

Gauche (with 9 stories posted)

 

[Guest]

Dear writer—of smut, stroke, what-have-you,

You made me larf.

Purr

 

[Reshbod]

Geez, if they turned down one of my stories I would just think they were looking for quality rather than mindless incoherent ramblings.

To paraphrase Groucho, "I would never belong to a site that would post stories by someone like me!"

 

[MathGirl]

Poor baby........

Dear DJJ,
Sounds like somebody got his nose out of joint because he submitted something that was so bad it couldn't get accepted here. There are many excellent authors who submit high quality stuff here. Let's face it, though, the stardards for acceptance are not very high. When I used to read some of the stories, I was amazed at what awful things made it. That disgruntled person's submission must have been dreadful not to make the cut. As a writer with more than four stories posted, I know how low the standards are.
MG(sp?)

 

[Icingsugar]

Geez, if they turned down one of my stories I would just think they were looking for quality rather than mindless incoherent ramblings.

Since I've read incoherent ramblings on Lit, I'd just assumed that I (as usual) had fucked up my submission or messed too mych with the formatting for it to be screened.

 

[Jenny _S]

Maybe we should tell Mr. Disgruntled how much we appreciate the free advertising.

 

[pop_54]

I stumbled across this today and thought you might get a laugh out of it. Someone posted this on another adult erotica site, and of course the only replies he got were ones telling him he was nuts and that Lit is the best site around. Enjoy...



Boycott literotica.com

Them guys at literotica .com are a bunch of bastards.
They wouldn't post the adult story that I wrote on their literotica.com website. That's after I told my friends that it would be posted on the www.literotica.com home page.

Literotica.com Hater and never again Literotica.com visitor!

How dare he call me a 'bastard' I know my parents were married, I was at the wedding.


(I wonder who gave him a one vote then)

edited because I'm in a funny mood tonight.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"Them guys at literotica .com are a bunch of bastards." Rejected Riter

"How dare he call me a 'bastard' I know my parents were married, I was at the wedding." Pop

Damn straight, Pop. But something tells me that poor soul thinks we're all self-made individuals.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[raphy]

Damn straight, Pop. But something tells me that poor soul thinks we're all self-made individuals.

Rumple Foreskin

That'd be an impressive feat if you could manage it.

 

[Wantonica]

Wowie... I am kind of dumb-founded. Getting a grip, I was the main chick at my parents' wedding, and this thread just made me giggle. Sheesh. Gauche, you are the BOMB! (This from an old chick).

Kisses,
Wantonica

 

[raphy]

Now you're just giving him more material for his sig

*grins*

Raph, who heartily agrees. Gauche is what we in blighty term 'a good bloke'

p.s. Wantonica - I've just noticed a disturbing similarity in our AVs.... Eep =)

 

[Guest]

p.s. Wantonica - I've just noticed a disturbing similarity in our AVs.... Eep =)

Very nice duo. Hmmm, AV of 'dita's ass? Who'll take the pic? Will think on it.

'dita

Hey, Wanton one!

 

[Boxlicker101]

I can't help wondering why they turned down one of his stories. Mine are totally smut with no redeeming qualities and they all get posted. They have less of a plot than a porno loop. Sometimes I have to correct some typos or something but once that's done it gets posted. 36 so far, and not one redeeming quality in the bunch. The only thing they are any good for is masturbation which, I suppose might be a redeeming quality.

 

[raphy]

The only thing they are any good for is masturbation which, I suppose might be a redeeming quality.

Isn't that what Lit is for? One could argue that being able to masturbate to one's stories is the *only* reedeming quality necessary for publication on Lit.

 

[Camille Savage]

In a similar vein I think my stories must be being boycotted too. Whether it's because my stories aren't good enough or my stories have offputting subjects I couldn't say. My stories have a 4 to 4.4 voting average so can't be all that bad.

Boycott my stories if you must but if you do happen to read my stories don't forget to vote.

Gauche (with 9 stories posted)

Gauche, I take it you have some stories that you would like for us to read.

 

[raphy]

He doesn't really, he's just being gauche

 

[destinie21]

figured I show a little ass too
taint much but it's all I got.

 

[Jenny _S]

figured I show a little ass too
taint much but it's all I got.

Mmmmm.... and mighty fine it is too, Des

I'm reading gauche's stories... still have my panties on... but that may change

 

[destinie21]

Mmmmm.... and mighty fine it is too, Des

I'm reading gauche's stories... still have my panties on... but that may change

lol jen
thank you stairmaster.
I still wish I had what the young bloods call a ba-dunk-ka-dunk
oh well I work with what I have.

 

[raphy]

lol jen
thank you stairmaster.
I still wish I had what the young bloods call a ba-dunk-ka-dunk
oh well I work with what I have.

Don't see nothin' wrong with that ass, Mrs D. (And I'm not K, I'm under no obligation to compliment ya)

Oh god .. Jenn, Wantonica, me, Mrs D .. Is this the new AH AV trend?

Raphy, tempted to change his AV, hehe.

 

[destinie21]

Don't see nothin' wrong with that ass, Mrs D. (And I'm not K, I'm under no obligation to compliment ya)

Oh god .. Jenn, Wantonica, me, Mrs D .. Is this the new AH AV trend?

Raphy, tempted to change his AV, hehe.

Raph anytime ass play is involved count me in hell count me twice.

The Mrs. who is not so much trendy as she is a closet slut.
Oh hell I'm a bit slutty out of the closet to