Bow down, bow down

I'm gonna shit in a sock and smack him across the face with it in a second.
 
HeavyStick said:
I'm gonna shit in a sock and smack him across the face with it in a second.
Make it a sock puppet--he might actually enjoy that.
 
Why thankyou.

And when you remove the stick from your ass, wipe it clean.
 
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SweetCherry said:
Hey, I bow down to noone. I'm the Empress.

:)

Well, I'm always willing to make comprimises.
 
Nor blind, but thats not the point

Bow, Bow to the temple of Silly

Worship his rubber cock
 
No way

I haven't bowed down since Summer Camp in 1984 when my mates in Cabin G decided to play hide the salami in your favorite Hogjack.


Doesn't anyone just shake hands or nod their heads acknowledging people anymore?
 
Only for the first couple of years, then it gets more familiar.

Did they ever find the salami again?
 
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hogjack said:
Doesn't anyone just shake hands or nod their heads acknowledging people anymore?
Or at least doff their hat?
 
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kotori said:
Or at least doff their hat?

Depends on the hat. I prefer something impressive to doff. Doffing a ballcap seems somewhat lame.
 
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Sillyman said:
Depends on the hat. I prefer something impressive to doff. Doffing a ballcap seems somewhat lame.
Agreed. I was refering to hoghacks bowler.
 
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kotori said:
Agreed. I was refering to hoghacks bowler.

I like his bowler. It looks good on him.

A bowler would be acceptable. No turbans, though, please.
 
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Sillyman said:
I like his bowler. It looks good on him.

A bowler would be acceptable. No turbans, though, please.
Or berets, given the troubled times we're living in.
 
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kotori said:
Or berets, given the troubled times we're living in.

How about sun bonnets? You know, ala "Little House on the Prarie"? Or maybe a crown? Hats are kinda cool. I need one. I like hats.

:)
 
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