Bovine Bingo!

[Ravenloft]

How it works: Shove a cow into a pen with nine squares marked off on the ground. Have nine people pick one of those squares each. Wait for the cow to take a shit and whoever picked the square it lands on (Or whichever one ends up with the most on it in case it lands in more than one square) wins fifty dollars.

Yet another "brilliant" marketing stratagy brought to you by your friends at Carters, home of the freshables.
I'm so ashamed...

 

[Mustang Sally]

LOL huh?
Forget the casino, I'm going to play bovine bingo!!!
You win $50, you say? How much does it cost to play?

 

[Ravenloft]

Its free but you have to be at the carters in big rapids michigan by 11 am this saturday... Heheh!

 

[Bobtoad777]

In my old town Sussex, New Brunsiwck they play that at the 8 Hussars every summer during carinal week. They square off an ice rink in 2 foot by 2 foot squares. and you can buy a ticket for every half hour on one of the squares. usually something like 300 squares to choose from. and a fresh prize for every half hour fresh patty

 

[Ravenloft]

And here I thought we had cornered the market on cow shit...

 

[Bobtoad777]

no way dude, it is quiet funny to watch a rink full of 3000+ drunks yelling at a cow telling it to shit. that is almost worth the price of admission itself

 

[Ravenloft]

"Come on Bessy! Shit you stupid cow!!!"
Hmm... Oh, oho, ha... Hahah, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

go on mock me Raven loft, mock me Go on do it, don't forget i know where you live and what color the orange is when it isnt ripe.

 

[Ravenloft]

It's... Orange... Right?

 

[Bobtoad777]

It's... Orange... Right?

are you sure, I said when it isn't ripe? and you have yet to question what might the color of an unripen orange have to do with where you live

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Ravenloft]

Brain overheating! Loosing control! Going down!!! *Eirrrrrrraaaaawwwwww! Kch, kch, kch, rrrrrrrraaaaaawwww!*

Secure the black box!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

i like you you can put up with my shit and keep coming back your a good Ravenloft

 

[wolfy]

At least the cows are doing something....fear a spectator
sport involving watching cows take dumps. You people are way
way to bored! Hmmm wonder if anyone has ever met their future
wife at a cow paddy watching event? What a story to tell your
kids.

 

[Ravenloft]

Are you telling me that others have qualed before your overwhelming intellect before me???

I thought I was the first! You two timeing bastard!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

hey leave my illigetimate conception out of this. and if you read the post on time. i only one time all the time bobtoad time.

 

[Ravenloft]

Bobtoad time? Is that like quantum time, or more like miller time?

 

[Bobtoad777]

bobtoad time is sort of like ametaphysical/wuantum/miller time all rolled into to one big sloppy ball of goo

 

[Ravenloft]

Woah! That would make one killer cheese ball!!!