Boudoir Bombshells

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

 

[Mattentive]

Tom changed the sheets

 

[SunnySideOvum]

"It's my risky day"

 

[stxjimmy]

I've forgotten your name

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

I've forgotten your name

What’s that smell?

 

[stxjimmy]

I have another appointment

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

I have another appointment

Is that your grandma?

 

[stxjimmy]

Is that your grandma?

No, my probation officer

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

No, my probation officer

I wondered where the cuffs went!!

 

[stxjimmy]

You're very tongue emoji tonite!

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

You're very tongue emoji tonite!

It’s tongue and cheeky!!

 

[stxjimmy]

Tongue and groovy

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nope! Out! You spilled crackers in the bed!

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Nope! Out! You spilled crackers in the bed!

Oh, that stain isn’t soup?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[stxjimmy]

Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

No

3) I won't try to post "between" people acting like a couple in a thread.

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

No

3) I won't try to post "between" people acting like a couple in a thread.

Is your wife here?

 

[stxjimmy]

Is your wife here?

Wife strife

 

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Wife strife

Your wife is your life??!

 

[stxjimmy]

Not mine, I'm independent

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No

3) I won't try to post "between" people acting like a couple in a thread.

I apologize, but it didn't look like you were acting like a couple to me.

 

[stxjimmy]

Count the posts, be subtle

I apologize, but it didn't look like you were acting like a couple to me.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Count the posts, be subtle

I already apologized. I DID count the posts...the "subtle" part was the time before I posted...it was 9 minutes after one of you last posted...how long should I have waited? An hour?

Enjoy this thread...

 

[Mrtenant]

Your puddin is pretty fucking loose

 

[Btq97]

You taste like your sister