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[Killswitch]

If I wasnt pming with one of the coolest girls on lit I would be so gone.

I almost posted in the tooth brush poll for gods sakes.......thanks for saving me babe


Get somethin cookin here......do I have to insult someone???????
to get the juices flowing........

And keep the juices jokes to yourselves you freaks.

 

[honeylick]

If I wasnt pming with one of the coolest girls on lit I would be so gone.

I almost posted in the tooth brush poll for gods sakes.......thanks for saving me babe


Get somethin cookin here......do I have to insult someone???????
to get the juices flowing........

And keep the juices jokes to yourselves you freaks.

you would be bragging that you get pm's...

loser.

 

[HeavyStick]

 

[Killswitch]

I get pm's
I get pm's.....

Hell...I get so many pm's sometimes I cant keep up.

Hows your love life there Honey?

 

[Killswitch]

Did you fuck that new member dude yet?

 

[Rhys]

yeah he gets a lot of pm's

most of them say "shut the fuck up"

oh well.

 

[HeavyStick]

Hmmm, Pillswitch in PM.

I wonder if it went a little something like this.


**African Plains**

I, Lord of the Living Room Senor Conquistador Killswitch, am on the prowl for a new mate. My trusty guide, Patsy, has picked up the trail of a stray wilderbeast. Her flatulent redolencense, stung my nostrils like some bad cocaine.

Sneaking closer to my prey, she looks up. That magical look two lovers see for the first time. Her nose dripping with manjam and a bad process.

Our love is in it's infancy.

 

[Guest]

 

[k¡tty]

I get PMS, and I'm a right bitch when it kicks in

I'm wondering if that isn't my problem at the moment.

 

[HeavyStick]

I get PMS, and I'm a right bitch when it kicks in

I don't see anything about you that could be wrong.

 

[Guest]

 

[honeylick]

Did you fuck that new member dude yet?

man you are classy.
-smirk-

i dont talk about my love life here darling... some things are sacred.

your tales of your psuedo-dating life with 'the fox', and the thrill of eating at the red-lobster with oversized strawberry daquiri's are entertainment enough...

i'm off to bed... -blowing kisses-

 

[Rhys]

I get PMS, and I'm a right bitch when it kicks in

I was going to comment about a left bitch but I figured you'd hit me...

 

[Ham Murabi]

Boring boards?
Here's a sure-fire way to liven things up.
Take any poster's name, donkeydickhead, for example, and call him the "shit-filled Lit whiz" in your thread title.
Then step back and watch the fireworks begin.

 

[Killswitch]

I like that...shitfilledlitwiz......I may use that as my tag line.....lol

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

Oh, is this the PM bragging corner? Well, I get a lot of PMs. I mean a LOT. I mean, every single woman on this board has PMed me that they are going to fly down to where I am at their own expense to meet me and maybe even fuck me if I agree to let them. It's just such a damn shame that I have to keep turning them down, because if they all came in at once I simply wouldn't have enough room in my house for the rest of my bevy of beautiful women that I keep offline. Ah well, such is the price of being a stud beyond compare I suppose.



Please, anyone, hold me.

 

[Rhys]

You had to bring politics into it, dincha?

Sex, politics, religion. Just keeping in the spirit of offending the fuck out of somebody...

how are ya doin' oh lovely foxy one?

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

Please, anyone, hold me.

Underwater count?

 

[Summery]

Wow, this thread is amusing.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Wow, this thread is amusing.

*nods*

 

[honeylick]

Hmmm, Pillswitch in PM.

I wonder if it went a little something like this.


**African Plains**

I, Lord of the Living Room Senor Conquistador Killswitch, am on the prowl for a new mate. My trusty guide, Patsy, has picked up the trail of a stray wilderbeast. Her flatulent redolencense, stung my nostrils like some bad cocaine.

Sneaking closer to my prey, she looks up. That magical look two lovers see for the first time. Her nose dripping with manjam and a bad process.

Our love is in it's infancy.

young love.

-sniffle-
brings tears to my eyes...

... or is the the effervescent stench of said aroused wilderbeast?

-tapping finger to temple-

 

[SpiceCake]

Honey, if you are bored it's because you have not stirred up an trouble. Get your cute ass in gear!

Toothbrush - LOL! It might be interesting to get your view on that! Sometimes you must just give of yourself for our benefit, dude!

 

[HeavyStick]

Effervescent came to mind, I wanted a stronger, more disturbing visualization.