Boredom Relief

[Cardelia]

How do some get the courage to fly? To soar and mingle among the clouds? I’m stuck here as always with my feet on the ground. Bored senseless. Sick of my life, sick of my job, god help me, I’m sick of my fucking dog.

Where would you turn? Where would you look to break the tedium? Would you take a sculpting class? English Poets? Learn to ski? Place an ad in the Times? Go out drinking?

How’s this?

SWF, 35, drop-dead mediocre in the looks department, T&A rather nothing to write home about either, iso 2 live in male lovers, well hung, must hate dogs and have lots of money to spend on me. A boob job, I wouldn’t turn down. I’d even quit my job to be a toy to you both. Interested applicants reply to box YT197.

This is how I’m going to relieve my boredom. And get rid of the ugly dog.

Anyone else bored?

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

Letter in your PO Box two days after the ad....

"If you're interested in living well and being a well fucked and total sex slave who will be 'built' to my specifications after I've seen you then call 555-0812, only if you're truly interested though."

 

[patford31769]

Damn, this girl needs a healthy boost of self-confidence. And I know just the ticket! Come down to the exotic dance club where I work. I'll expertly apply makeup, and pick out a hot costume for you that flatters whatever you do have. Rick the DJ will put the most favorable lighting on the stage. You'll slowly, grindingly strip naked, and all the half-drunk guys will LOVE you! Whether you're tall, skinny, short, fat, busty, flat-chested, 18 or 60, doesn't seem to matter to these guys, if you have a pussy and you are willing to show it to them, trust me, they'll LOVE you for it! They'll be THROWING hundred-dollar bills your way, BEGGING you to lap dance them!

I guarantee you'll feel 10,000% better about yourself!

Aloha from Patty