Boredom and blowjobs

[PatCarrington]

Now here's an example of a man with too much time on his hands.

What movie was the line "In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" from?

Go get him, girls.

 

[Angeline]

Now here's an example of a man with too much time on his hands.

What movie was the line "In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" from?

Go get him, girls.

Moby Dick?

I always thought Herman Melville was a good example of a man with too much time on his hands.

Oh. You said movie. I take it back. I Gregory Peck.

 

[BooMerengue]

I always thought blowjobs were boring. I'm surprised to hear Pat feels the same.



[SIZE=-4]heh heh heh[/SIZE]

 

[bogusbrig]

The introduction of the Euro got rid of several European currencies with reference to god on them. Before it was rejected there was a fierce debate about whether god should be mentioned in the EU constitution. I know several people in Holland who voted against the constitution because it referred to god. The constitution was misconceived so voting against it wasn't hard though. The god constituency would object to a motto 'god does not exist' on currency or in an oath so I'm with this guy. There is something objectionable about how nations always invoke god when putting into practice their more objectionable policies.

I refuse to sing God Save The Queen for the same reason and its not because I see a constitutional monarchy worse than republicanism, I don't, Republican nations show more deference to their presidents than constitutional monarchies do to their heads of state. Hmm though God Save The Queen is a crap anthem.

I think this bloke should have a blow job as a reward and preferably from a nun.

Hmm It always struck me that writing poetry is somewhat peeing into the wind for the amount of people that read it and poets would be better off with a blow job or cunnilingus as the case maybe.

 

[Tathagata]

What movie was the line "In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" from?

"good morning vietnam" by the way

 

[annaswirls]

Now here's an example of a man with too much time on his hands.

What movie was the line "In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" from?

Go get him, girls.

I might offer him one if he wins as a little incentive.
Separation of church and state baby, don't leave home without it.

Of course, according to one of those fanatics (Pat Robertson was it?) the city of Dover has voted out God and should pray to Darwin when the natural disaster strikes their city. In God we Trust? Not the kind of God those fanatics worship.

Who brought up religion and politics on this beautiful Saturday morning? He needs a good old fashioned whoppin'

 

[annaswirls]

Hmm It always struck me that writing poetry is somewhat peeing into the wind for the amount of people that read it and poets would be better off with a blow job or cunnilingus as the case maybe.

better yet, some fine combination of both

:searching my closet for a habit:

 

[jthserra]

Separation of church and state baby, don't leave home without it.

I have a feeling this notion is fast becoming thing of the past.

 

[PatCarrington]

I might offer him one if he wins as a little incentive.
Separation of church and state baby, don't leave home without it.

i didn't post it as a pro-god statement.

just as a comment that someone could be riddled with enough tension and time to file a lawsuit to change a country's currency.

i have enough trouble finding time to buy bacon and eggs, and i don't give a shit what it says on the dollar bill, as long as they take it for breakfast.

Who brought up religion and politics on this beautiful Saturday morning? He needs a good old fashioned whoppin'

bring it on, baby.

 

[Angeline]

"good morning vietnam" by the way

show off.

 

[BooMerengue]

I might offer him one if he wins as a little incentive.
Separation of church and state baby, don't leave home without it.

Of course, according to one of those fanatics (Billy Grahm was it?*) the city of Dover has voted out God and should pray to Darwin when the natural disaster strikes their city. In God we Trust? Not the kind of God those fanatics worship.

Who brought up religion and politics on this beautiful Saturday morning? He needs a good old fashioned whoppin'

* Uhhh... It was Pat Robertson, who also called on ou government to assassinate some So American leader to keep us from spending money on a war. Pat Robertson is a total asshole. The City Of Dover has the right idea.

Please don't lump folks. Billy Graham is a good and honest man, and is not in the same category as that other numbnuts!


leaving now...

 

[Guest]

"good morning vietnam" by the way

show off.

Worth a blow-job interruptus at least.

 

[Angeline]

Worth a blow-job interruptus at least.

Well that'll depress him.

 

[annaswirls]

* Uhhh...
Please don't lump folks. !


leaving now...

oop! sorry! I changed it. Thanks!

 

[Guest]

oop! sorry! I changed it. Thanks!

I think - bottom line - they're ALL very wealthy men. God knows how THAT happened

 

[Tathagata]

show off.

I don't know much...but I always sweep the " blow job" category in Trivial Pursuit

 

[eagleyez]

I don't know much...but I always sweep the " blow job" category in Trivial Pursuit

And Im relegated to Potatoe recipes. Alas, the plight of the Irish.

Hiya T.

T.

 

[Tathagata]

And Im relegated to Potatoe recipes. Alas, the plight of the Irish.

Hiya T.

T.

ahhh the " Quayle" spelling

did i tell you I was instructed to bring a " vegetable side dish" to my moms for thanksgiving?
I am bringing stir fried broccoli in a ginger sauce..

It will throw them into utter chaos, my families idea of an " exotic" side dish means you add slivered almonds to green beans.




Heya EE

 

[wildsweetone]

ahhh the " Quayle" spelling

did i tell you I was instructed to bring a " vegetable side dish" to my moms for thanksgiving?
I am bringing stir fried broccoli in a ginger sauce..

It will throw them into utter chaos, my families idea of an " exotic" side dish means you add slivered almonds to green beans.




Heya EE

only here a moment, but oh my gosh, that sounds delicious. fancy sharing the recipe? i adore broccoli and love ginger.

 

[Tathagata]

only here a moment, but oh my gosh, that sounds delicious. fancy sharing the recipe? i adore broccoli and love ginger.

no problem


6 medium stalks Chinese broccoli (about 12 ounces)
1/4 cup Homemade Chicken Broth
1-1/2 teaspoons Shao Hsing rice wine or dry sherry
1 teaspoon ginger juice
1/2 teaspoon cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3 slices ginger

1. Cut the broccoli stalks in half lengthwise if more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Cut the stalks and leaves into 2-inch-long pieces, keeping the stalk ends separate from the leaves. In a small bowl combine the broth, rice wine, ginger juice, cornstarch, salt, and sugar.

2. Heat a 14-inch flat-bottomed wok over high heat until a bead of water vaporizes within 1 to 2 seconds of contact. Swirl in the oil, add the ginger, and stir-fry 10 seconds or until the ginger is fragrant. Add only the broccoli stalks and stir-fry 1 to 1-1/2 minutes until the stalks are bright green. Add the leaves and stir-fry 1 minute until the leaves are just limp. Stir the broth mixture and swirl it into the wok. Stir-fry 1 minute or until the sauce has thickened slightly and lightly coats the vegetables.

 

[eagleyez]

ahhh the " Quayle" spelling

did i tell you I was instructed to bring a " vegetable side dish" to my moms for thanksgiving?
I am bringing stir fried broccoli in a ginger sauce..

It will throw them into utter chaos, my families idea of an " exotic" side dish means you add slivered almonds to green beans.




Heya EE

Beats my frozen Limas with stolen packets of soy sauce from the Chinese joint.

Golden with Grandmas Leg of Lamb!

Throw in some Pearl onions, black pepper, and viola-rainbow food.

That'll get em singin till Uncle Tony falls asleep in his Old Crow.

Talk about boredom and blowjobs, eh kid?

 

[wildsweetone]

yumm thank you

 

[Tathagata]

Beats my frozen Limas with stolen packets of soy sauce from the Chinese joint.

Golden with Grandmas Leg of Lamb!

Throw in some Pearl onions, black pepper, and viola-rainbow food.

That'll get em singin till Uncle Tony falls asleep in his Old Crow.

Talk about boredom and blowjobs, eh kid?

mmmmm lamb
i just made a crock pot of beef stew
I wanted to make lamb stew but the wife bought " lamb cutlets" instead of lamb shanks

Italians
oy vey

Mom still does the pearl onions out of a can
any wonder I hated veggies till i was 40?

Old Crow...in a Tom Waits song as I recall..
nasty stuff

I can remember a few blow jobs at Moms house...I think we used to call them " nooners"
she'd faint dead away if she only knew
heh

 

[Tathagata]

yumm thank you

most welcome
enjoy

 

[Angeline]

I don't know much...but I always sweep the " blow job" category in Trivial Pursuit

I can sweep the literature category. We could rule the world.

And ee is lyin. I'm making the taters and the squash and the cranberry sauce and a cheesecake. He is responsible for the turkey and the green veggies.

Which better not be lima beans with soy sauce!

I'd do a kugel and kasha varnishkas, but it might freak out the Irish boys.

Christmas at my parents' was always a movie and then Chinese food. It's a cultural tradition...