Bored

[GlitterJezebel]

with masturbation. I have a clit vibrator, and that works just fine and dandy, but it gets repetative after a while. I need some new ideas. btw, I've only had sex a few times. So I'm still REALLY tight down there. And trying anything phallic still hurts like a bitch.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

May I suggest???

Have you ever considered using a pulsating shower massager? THEY WORK WONDERS ON A HORNY PUSSY! LOL, I don't think this is what Waterpic@ thought they might be used for; but allow me to say that I find my shower a wonderful place to lie back and let go. I also use my vibrator in my vagina as my clit is being brought to the point of orgasm. OMG!!!! Talk about a powerful orgasm!
UMMMM, If you'll excuse me; have to jump into the shower now.....................There's a fire that needs to be quenched, by MY Englishman's wench!







Showering with thoughts of MY-Sir!

 

[evilmommy]

The pulsating shower works great! My hubby punishes me by denying me so I hit the shower...LOL. He just thinks i'm a clean freak

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

YIKES!
I feel for you Evilmommy! He doesn't play nice, nice; does he???!
No sexual satisfaction at all? Not even allowing you to give him a blow job? Now that's what I call evil. LOL! Just MHO though, so don't get angry with me.

I must say, that a few showers a day,
Keeps the frustrations away! Ha,ha,ha


























All my to MY-Sir-











Yours with my ((((((CUDDLES)))))) & 'S

 

[evilmommy]

LOL, he says it does me good, he can hide my toys but can't hide the shower. He only does this if i'm really being a brat, which in his opinion is way too often.

 

[GlitterJezebel]

I WISH we had a detachable shower head... I should go out and buy one.

 

[Kittenwithawhip]

A vote for the shower massage

I love my shower massage. My S.O. just thinks I just like to languish in the shower! He is forever lecturing me on my disregard for the environment, wasting hot water, hogging the bathroom... maybe I should just tell him the truth... maybe not.

 

[Laineforfun]

Yes I have done the shower thing before it is wonderful. I have never told my hubby about it either but he is a member to this board so maybe he will know now if he is reading this thread

Laine

(let me know if you read this hubby)

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

LADIES

I'm sure that you all MUST have Pisces somewhere in your chart
I am a Pisces and I know that the spirit of the water speaks to my soul. (in more ways than one!!!)






Yes;Sir- you are speaking to my soul and body as well!
Forever in my thoughts and


's to you!

Always-YOURS

 

[GlitterJezebel]

Hmmm... That'd be kinda nasty to let him have his way with me and the shower head. That's it. I'm going to buy one tomorrow.

 

[evilmommy]

It's a very good investment, you'll never regret it or go back to your old shower

 

[cg_allstar]

Hand-held shower heads are fun for guys too. Love mine, except for when I accidentally shift it to a higher setting at the wrong time. Ouch!

 

[Laineforfun]

OH ouch cg ouchy


Laine

 

[Kittenwithawhip]

Sabotage?!

Woke up this morning (later than my S.O., he had to work early) went into the bathroom and discovered that someone (read HIM) broke the shower massage. The two little prongs that hold the massager onto the wall when it is not in use are broken. The whole contraption was DUCT TAPED to the holder. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[cg_allstar]

Re: Sabotage?!

Woke up this morning (later than my S.O., he had to work early) went into the bathroom and discovered that someone (read HIM) broke the shower massage. The two little prongs that hold the massager onto the wall when it is not in use are broken. The whole contraption was DUCT TAPED to the holder. Coincidence? I think not!

Sheesh. Evil bastard. Why don't you start laying down and spreading your legs under the tub faucet?

Then for fun, tell him about it and see what he tries next.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Sabotage?!

Sheesh. Evil bastard. Why don't you start laying down and spreading your legs under the tub faucet?

Then for fun, tell him about it and see what he tries next.

LOL!!!!
I like your thoughts cg! This guy has to be a real pratt to break the shower head. I wonder if he feels threatened with being replaced.



thinking lovely thoughts of MY-Sir-!

 

[cg_allstar]

Re: Re: Re: Sabotage?!

LOL!!!!
I like your thoughts cg! This guy has to be a real pratt to break the shower head. I wonder if he feels threatened with being replaced.



thinking lovely thoughts of MY-Sir-!

I had that thought aboutbeing threatened too. If it were me, I'd rather help her get clean, especially her pink parts.

Then again, it could be a coincidence. I've broken a holding arm before. No, I take that back. I just left it hanging and held it up when I needed it higher. I wouldn't duct tape it up.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Agreed cg-; accidents do happen. But, it's my thought if you break something, you would mention it to your partner so that they are aware of it. Unless of coarse it was intentional and a way at getting even. Sad, if this is the case.
I suppose if kittenwithawhip wanted to give him something to fume about, she could always use the waterhose outside and give all of the neighbors a show. HAHAHAHAHA!
Only joking kitten! Please don't take me seriously.

 

[Laineforfun]

Way to funny MY-Sir's-k- Waterhose outside that might be a little cold doncha think?

Still laughing Laine

 

[It'sasecret]

Shower head orgasms OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! My most powerful orgasms are had that way. It is the most amazing sensation. The second the water hits me, I feel like I am just on the verge of cumming. Then that feeling just stays, I can't even describe it.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Way to funny MY-Sir's-k- Waterhose outside that might be a little cold doncha think?

Still laughing Laine

.

Not in my part of the universe it's not! I'm not sure where you're from, but in South Fla. it's hardly ever cold! Still; It's a funny picture, don't cha think???
And in reponse to It'sasecret......
I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!! .

 

[Allexus_TN]

To Describe the Showerhead Orgasm

The words OH MY GOD do no justice. I asked for one for my birthday a couple of years ago, claiming it would help my neck pain. (Which it does) But it helps a hell of a lot more than that!!

 

[GlitterJezebel]

Why don't you start laying down and spreading your legs under the tub faucet?

I've tried that. It's REALLY uncomfortable to sit like that for any length of time.

 

[cg_allstar]

....
I suppose if kittenwithawhip wanted to give him something to fume about, she could always use the waterhose outside and give all of the neighbors a show...(

I'm wondering how much that would raise property values in the neighborhood.

 

[Laineforfun]

Oh I mean the water from the hose would be cold not outside
Still laughing Laine