Bored

[cahab]

I'm bored. I finished writing another couple of stories and have submitted them for approval, and am now twiddling my thumbs. I come over here for some stimulating arguments and what do I find?

Nothing!

Come on people, where are all the rows, the disagreements, people falling out over spellings and what he said to her about them next to us?

Anyone would think you were all happy or something.

 

[Guest]

Cahab, hon, I haven't been bored for decades now. Go look at the 'what book are you reading' thread and pick something.

Listen to music, kid. Start a thread about cliques. Oops.

Perdita

 

[cahab]

Cahab, hon, I haven't been bored for decades now. Go look at the 'what book are you reading' thread and pick something.

Listen to music, kid. Start a thread about cliques. Oops.

Perdita

Books are too passive. I should be reading Twelfth Night, but I just can't get into it. I want interactivity. I want to get mad, and I want to get even.

Seriously [moulds face into serious expression] I just wanted to point out how unusual it is that everyone's being nice to everyone else for a while. I haven't seen this kind of thing since VE day. Come to think of it I haven't seen VE day.

I may be going mad. I think it's the heat. Anyone want to come round and slap me out of it?

 

[Guest]

C, I love 12th Night! Go read it and then we'll talk all night.

I'd slap you but I don't know where you are. We've got fog today.

P.

 

[Vincent E]

Cahab:

Stop your frigging whining you mealy mouthed douche-bag. Get down on your knees and give thanks for the fact that you live in a civilized country where you have the luxury of boredom.

You want excitement? Get on a fucking plane and hop over to some third-world hell hole and boil puddle water to kill off the bacteria so the damn villagers can drink.

Start making "US out of Liberia" signs and follow that dickhead Howard Dean around in a broken down VW minibus while listening to Grateful Dead tunes and blow clouds of medicinal marijuana smoke out the window. Don't bathe and get the total hippie experience.

Go donate some of your wasted time at a VA hospital and give a helping hand to the brave men who fought for your right to sit behind a keyboard at a pornographic literary site and moan about how fucking bored you are because you don't want to read a book.

Teach some ignoramous how to read so that I can bitch at him too.

I hope this helped. I really don't have anything else to add. Boy, I feel like a new man having gotten that off my chest.

I hope this wasn't too aggressive, but I am in a very dark place these days.

 

[cahab]

Cahab:

Stop your frigging whining you mealy mouthed douche-bag. Get down on your knees and give thanks for the fact that you live in a civilized country where you have the luxury of boredom.

You want excitement? Get on a fucking plane and hop over to some third-world hell hole and boil puddle water to kill off the bacteria so the damn villagers can drink.

Start making "US out of Liberia" signs and follow that dickhead Howard Dean around in a broken down VW minibus while listening to Grateful Dead tunes and blow clouds of medicinal marijuana smoke out the window. Don't bathe and get the total hippie experience.

Go donate some of your wasted time at a VA hospital and give a helping had to the brave men who fought for your right to sit behind a keyboard at a pornographic literary site and moan about how fucking bored you are because you don't want to read a book.

Teach some ignoramous how to read so that I can bitch at him too.

I hope this helped. I really don't have anything else to add. Boy, I feel like a new man having gotten that off my chest.

I hope this wasn't too aggressive, but I am in a very dark place these days.

That's more like it. That's more splenetic than argumentative, but you're on the right lines.

Next!

 

[Vincent E]

Only too glad to help. It's theraputic too.

Asshole!





All posts are meant in good fun. If you are offended by any statements then bend over and go fuck yourself.

I hope this has helped.

 

[Guest]

Staying out of VE's sightlines...

C., we're posting on two threads, was going to suggest we start our own but now I've got to get ready to go out (Tchaikovsky night at the SF symphony).

anon, Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Huh? Did somebody mention my name?

 

[Vincent E]

Tchaikovsky?

Wasn't he one of those Russian commie pinko bastards?

So, John Phillip Sousa was only good for one night, then it's good night and see you next year we're putting the Russian poof on for the rest of the summer.

(This post is only useful if read in a stereotypical red-neck accent).

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Tchaikovsky?

Wasn't he one of those Russian commie pinko bastards?

Ahem! We prefer the term "Red Hot Commie"...

 

[Vincent E]

Commie Hottie?

Sure, It's oh-so-fasionable to be a communist these days with such luminaries as Fidel "I'll just jail these 75 journalists for the next 25 years to show everyone I still have some stones" Castro.

Frigging Bush ought to just declare a victory over Cuba and send an ambassador down there to Havana to normalize relations with that cigar-chomping dickhead. We should wage an unrestricted peace on Fidel until he cries No Mas, No Mas. No matter how many journalists he imprissons or how many refugees he executes we just let him know that we aren't backing off. Shove peace right down his throat.

Don't even get me started on Kim Jong Ill. I call him Ill'in and Chillin. Better yet how about Killin the Children? Starvation is running rampant in that workers' paradise and this psychopath is trying to build a nuke and talk tough. If those idiots in Bejing could look at a map and maybe see that they are a lot closer to the fucking blast-zone than the US they might wake up and do something to stop him. It's called policing your own.




I am so feeling much better.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Vincy, dear, it's cahab who wants to get picked at, not me.

 

[Vincent E]

Sorry, I thought I was picking on Fidel.

Where the hell is cahab anyway? Isn't that just like a man? He starts something and then doesn't follow through. No sense of commitment.

Ohh, my feminine side feels like throwing a vase at him.

My masculine side feels like throwing him out a window.

Hey cahab. Get your ass back in here. I'm not through with you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Fiddy", as WE call him.

 

[Vincent E]

"Fiddy", as WE call him.

A fiddy is what they call a fifty dollar bill in New York. At least Spike Lee did in "Do the Right Thing." Biggest piece of crap anyone ever put on film.

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by cahab I'm bored. I finished writing another couple of stories and have submitted them for approval, and am now twiddling my thumbs..

Dear Cahab,
Why don't you innocently submit a question about how long it takes for a story to get posted? That's always good for a shit storm of name-calling, back stabbing, and just general good fun around here.
MG
Ps. Vince: You must not judge a man by the color of his neck.

 

[Guest]

Vince, cabron:

1. Tchaikovsky died before the revolution (yeah, the big red one).

2. "Do the Right Thing" is very fine with me.

3. Rednecks are not (call it reverse racism, MG)

uh, adios,

Perdita

 

[Alex756]

Heh,

I thought everyone in America was just too tired and the rest of the world was laughing at 'fireworks gone bad' footage.

I mean who can fight when you were up until 2AM listening to people almost blow their hands off.

Although the humour of hoping that the next Darwin Award winner is standing in your cul de sac with a bottle rocket and a 40 is not lost on me.

Nah I don't seriously want anyone hurt, I just want them to stop blowing freaking stuff up and go and be quiet!

Alex756

Although there has to be some irony in billy bob (not his real name) across the street setting off fire works from his old chevy with a confederate flag on it on the 4th of July.

This report brought to you from the land where they still fight the war of northern agression alternate weekends from Memorial day to labour day.

PS for those that don't know thats the american civil war, but as they say down here ... there was nothing civil about it

 

[MathGirl]

Vince, cabron:

Dear Perdita,
My, aren't we complimentary tonight.
MG

 

[Vincent E]

Re: Re: Bored

Ps. Vince: You must not judge a man by the color of his neck.

I don't. I judge him by the tan of his wife-beater t-shirt and the hair growing out of his shoulders as he sits on his front porch drinking a Lone Star beer while aiming spitwads of chewing tobaccy into the brass pot that his granny left him before she went off and hitched up with General Lee back in '63.

As far as Tchaikovsky is concerned, I'm still having flashbacks of our eighth-grade presentation of the Nutcracker Suite. Man sized mice running around the stage with swords made half the audience think they had the DTs; and they were nuns. I blame that mincing Muscovite for that childhood nightmare.



I am feeling better by the post.

 

[ag2507]

Books are too passive. I should be reading Twelfth Night, but I just can't get into it. I want interactivity. I want to get mad, and I want to get even.

Seriously [moulds face into serious expression] I just wanted to point out how unusual it is that everyone's being nice to everyone else for a while. I haven't seen this kind of thing since VE day. Come to think of it I haven't seen VE day.

I may be going mad. I think it's the heat. Anyone want to come round and slap me out of it?

Then you are missing something: Twelfth night is pretty pornographic so you need to reread it with your dirtiest mind switched on. Elizabethan audiences loved it - it is absolutely riddled with blue jokes. The speach where Malvolio describes his mistress cunt with an absolutely straight face is hilarious. How dare you say you are bored.

AG

 

[ag2507]

Staying out of VE's sightlines...

C., we're posting on two threads, was going to suggest we start our own but now I've got to get ready to go out (Tchaikovsky night at the SF symphony).

anon, Perdita

What did they play: brought up on Tchaikovsky and some of his Church music is sublime - those deep bass parts - only a Russian!

AG

 

[Guest]

What did they play: brought up on Tchaikovsky and some of his Church music is sublime - those deep bass parts - only a Russian! AG

Given the title of this thread, and that Cahab knows I'm a fan, I don't mind answering here. Already back. My bro. had comp. orch. tickets so I'm not too disappointed. A guest conductor who looked 18 (sorry Earl). First the 2nd symphony; only really liked the first movement. The Roccoco variations w/a hunk cellist; very good. And the 1812 which is the weirdest piece of music ever. Not a very interesting evening.

But, AG, I love Tch. and all the Russkis. Onegin is a fave opera, plus all the others. I love Russian liturgical music and my fave voice is a Russian bass (N. Guiarov!). Prokofiev, Mussorgsky, etc. The Russian sound, yes, so identifiable.

Thanks for asking, Perdita

p.s. I'm going to listen to the Ride of the Valkyries to get the 1812 out of my head now.

 

[cahab]

Sorry, I thought I was picking on Fidel.

Where the hell is cahab anyway? Isn't that just like a man? He starts something and then doesn't follow through. No sense of commitment.

Ohh, my feminine side feels like throwing a vase at him.

My masculine side feels like throwing him out a window.

Hey cahab. Get your ass back in here. I'm not through with you.

If I could wave an avatar at you you'd know how wrong you were. I'll throw a vase at you later. That's the first thing you've said that has offended me. Must try harder.

You're still insulting rather than arguing. In the bedroom this sort of thing can be fun, but on here it's rather dull. Still, you're getting there.

I left to go sleep. Now go eat.