Bored

[Dietrich K.]

Amuse me.

 

[SINthysist]

Go masturbate.

 

[cutie pie]

Can I have my coffee first?

 

[Dietrich K.]

Can I have my coffee first?

Myself, I'm going to make myself some Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.

Make it so.

 

[kotori]

Tea for me too. Just Tetley, their "British Blend." Sorry, that's not very amusing.

 

[SINthysist]

As much of a fan of Jean Luc's as I am...

Anyone who drinks black tea is a heathen.

Mine is Ti Kwan Yin this morning.

 

[cutie pie]

Interesting. . .the reindeer and the pervy elf drink tea. They don't serve the good stuff at the North Pole?

 

[kotori]

Interesting. . .the reindeer and the pervy elf drink tea. They don't serve the good stuff at the North Pole?

Duh. Of course there's a Starbucks at the North Pole (isn't there one everywhere?)--but $4.00? I'm just not buying into that whole corporate international conglomerate WTO schtick.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Interesting. . .the reindeer and the pervy elf drink tea. They don't serve the good stuff at the North Pole?

I'm saving the good stuff for later on tonight when I get drunk and try to take advantage of some of Santa's little helpers.

 

[kotori]

I'm saving the good stuff for later on tonight when I get drunk and try to take advantage of some of Santa's little helpers.

Not those kind of reindeer games!

 

[cutie pie]

Duh. Of course there's a Starbucks at the North Pole (isn't there one everywhere?)--but $4.00? I'm just not buying into that whole corporate international conglomerate WTO schtick.

I can't believe Santa caved in to the whole idea of community expansion. The least he could do would be to add an adult book store.

 

[cutie pie]

I'm saving the good stuff for later on tonight when I get drunk and try to take advantage of some of Santa's little helpers.

Look for the one standing under the mistletoe.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Look for the one standing under the mistletoe.

Oh, I'll be the one standing under the mistletoe.

Just waiting ...

Hoping ...

 

[kotori]

I can't believe Santa caved in to the whole idea of community expansion. The least he could do would be to add an adult book store.

Eh, whaddya gonna do? There's always that cash flow problem around July. At least he nixed the idea of renting the side of the sleigh to a corporate sponsor. And we make all kinds of "toys," not just for the kiddies, hehe--naughty adults deserve to be surprised Christmas morning too.

BTW, I'm getting some mistletoe to tie to my antlers.

 

[cutie pie]

Oh, I'll be the one standing under the mistletoe.

Just waiting ...

Hoping ...

If you've been a good little boy this year, you may just get what you're hoping for.

 

[Dietrich K.]

If you've been a good little boy this year, you may just get what you're hoping for.

:: sigh :: No such luck. I'm afraid I've been naughty.

Very, very, naughty.

 

[cutie pie]

Eh, whaddya gonna do? There's always that cash flow problem around July. At least he nixed the idea of renting the side of the sleigh to a corporate sponsor. And we make all kinds of "toys," not just for the kiddies, hehe--naughty adults deserve to be surprised Christmas morning too.

BTW, I'm getting some mistletoe to tie to my antlers.

In that case, I would like to see something like this in my stocking on Christmas morning.

BTW, those are some awfully big antlers you have.

 

[kotori]

In that case, I would like to see something like this in my stocking on Christmas morning.

BTW, those are some awfully big antlers you have.

Very nice--I'll put in the good word with Himself. It's funny, you can always tell the naughty ones--they hang nylons by the chimney with care.

Yes, I'm rather proud of my antlers--I've been told I have a nice "rack." Maybe you'd like to go for a ride?

 

[cutie pie]

Very, very, naughty.

Even better.

It's much more fun to be naughty, don't you think?

 

[Dietrich K.]

Even better.

It's much more fun to be naughty, don't you think?

Yeah, screw being nice. Hasn't gotten me anywhere anyway.

 

[cutie pie]

Yes, I'm rather proud of my antlers--I've been told I have a nice "rack." Maybe you'd like to go for a ride?

I've been told I've have a nice "rack" too, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing. Hmmm. . .I've never ridden a reindeer. . .sounds like it could be fun. That pointy tip won't hurt, will it?

 

[kotori]

I've been told I've have a nice "rack" too, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing. Hmmm. . .I've never ridden a reindeer. . .sounds like it could be fun. That pointy tip won't hurt, will it?

No more so than the bunny's ears you linked to earlier. The antlers are hard, but not sharp.

 

[cutie pie]

Yeah, screw being nice. Hasn't gotten me anywhere anyway.

In my opinion, bad boys are much more fun anyway.

Especially those that like chocolate.

 

[cutie pie]

No more so than the bunny's ears you linked to earlier. The antlers are hard, but not sharp.

Tell him to stand still for a minute. I can't get on with his head moving like that.

 

[Dietrich K.]

In my opinion, bad boys are much more fun anyway.

Especially those that like chocolate.

Not this morning. Just hot no holds barred fucking today.