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[HayleyLuvsSex]

Im sure if you told them what you had they would have an account made in 2 seconds. Usernames like "OldDongs4YoungThongs" and "GILF" would disappear instantly

with their dick or beer belly (or both) as their display picture.

 

[john415]

listening to some funkadelic right now

which one?

 

[MidnightDesire]

with their dick or beer belly (or both) as their display picture.

I love it when the over hang of the belly hides the majority of the dick. Nothing sexier than that

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

which one?

Maggot Brain

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

I love it when the over hang of the belly hides the majority of the dick. Nothing sexier than that

Yeah. You'd think they were underwear models based on how happy they are to show their body. I have a striking feeling that many users here are the type that would flash themselves to the first attractive woman they see on the street.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

I also like how many of you send me pictures/gifs of sex. It's not like I come to a website full of erotic literature because I like to be seduced with words.

 

[john415]

Maggot Brain

I do love that one.
they used to do new years eve in cleveland.
So I saw them many times. Amazing.

 

[john415]

I also like how many of you send me pictures/gifs of sex. It's not like I come to a website full of erotic literature because I like to be seduced with words.

buuuuut words are so difficult to write when guys have erections

 

[MidnightDesire]

Yeah. You'd think they were underwear models based on how happy they are to show their body. I have a striking feeling that many users here are the type that would flash themselves to the first attractive woman they see on the street.

Creepidence - The Confidence to be Creepy.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Creepidence - The Confidence to be Creepy.

Indeed. I guess on a literature site, I expected people to be more talented with writing? These just seem like creepy people who masturbate to porn but somehow got lost and ended up here.

 

[MidnightDesire]

Indeed. I guess on a literature site, I expected people to be more talented with writing? These just seem like creepy people who masturbate to porn but somehow got lost and ended up here.

It all gets rather confusing. One second your watching low quality GIFs in a dimly lit room, then your expected to type with full pronunciation and spelling. There isn't enough blood flow to funtion

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

It all gets rather confusing. One second your watching low quality GIFs in a dimly lit room, then your expected to type with full pronunciation and spelling. There isn't enough blood flow to funtion

lawl. it's just sad sometimes.

 

[k_m_d_]

Hey now, being a creep that masturbates to porn and being a halfway decent writer aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Hey now, being a creep that masturbates to porn and being a halfway decent writer aren't mutually exclusive.

but on lit it is.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

another good one is "do you want to talk?".


Sure, talk then. I like it when people have something to say, rather than just asking if you want to talk. That usually helps with talking.

 

[k_m_d_]

Hey now, being a creep that masturbates to porn and being a halfway decent writer aren't mutually exclusive.

but on lit it is.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

sorry but it's the truth.

 

[k_m_d_]

But you haven't seen my extensive and in no way fictitious portfolio of writing samples!

 

[StrayKat]

Indeed. I guess on a literature site, I expected people to be more talented with writing?

Considering that most your posts are one liners I find this statement hilarious.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

But you haven't seen my extensive and in no way fictitious portfolio of writing samples!

surely full of stories about how you want to have sex with your sister/mother/father/some other relative.

 

[k_m_d_]

surely full of stories about how you want to have sex with your sister/mother/father/some other relative.

I mean, we feel like the dog is part of the family, but it's not a relative, per se.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

I mean, we feel like the dog is part of the family, but it's not a relative, per se.

i'm actually surprised I haven't seen many posts about animals here. yet.

 

[k_m_d_]

Considering that most your posts are one liners I find this statement hilarious.

i'm actually surprised I haven't seen many posts about animals here. yet.

Stepping up your game to one and a half sentences (though still on one line). Impressive.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Considering that most your posts are one liners I find this statement hilarious.

I give as I receive. Plus, my statement wasn't really taking shots at the length of a message, but the content.

 

[john415]

the original Assault on Precinct 13 is on TMC right now.
I have a huge crush on Laurie Zimmer's sweater.