Bored of me yet, my lads?

[vampwrrr]

Or lassies, as the case has been a few times...

If not, then you should say hi.

My only requirements are that you use proper spelling, and grammar. If you begin a sentence with, "I seen," I'm going to assume that you're not going to end it with, "the inside of a book."

Anyway, anyone bored or lonely up for a little clean(ish) chattery?

If you are bored with my glorious posts, then...let me know. We can chat about that, too!

 

[Nerdtastic123]

Good evening, my dear. I hope it has been a pleasant day for you. How are you this evening? 41mwm looking for chat.

 

[gingerbush951]

Pleased to make your acquaintance. I am a caucasian male, 38 years old with reddish hair and blue eyes. At 6'3" and just over 230 pounds, I'm not exactly a size 2 either.

 

[mistheory]

I love your banter, but there is an irony to your occupation being ... bad assery... lol. Great thread.

 

[vampwrrr]

*ruffles your hair* No, Ginger, I'd say you were more like a Viking. Please don't pillage my village.

Oh, Mis? *grins* Wherein lies the irony?

 

[fletchx]

What's the starting pay like for an entry-level bad ass? I'm looking to get into the field.

 

[vincent513]

Anyway, anyone bored or lonely up for a little clean(ish) chattery?



Clean(ish)? I'm game, since I do fall in the bored and somewhat lonely category.

 

[RuneBlade]

Mental note: pillage, THEN burn.

 

[cliteatingman]

Not bored

Would love to bore into you with my tool!!

 

[vampwrrr]

What's the starting pay like for an entry-level bad ass? I'm looking to get into the field.

Well, starting out, it's not the pay, it's the perquisites. Dental, and Vision insurance, immunity from prosecution for the odd bar fight, free air travel.

You know. It's the little things.

 

[vampwrrr]

Anyway, anyone bored or lonely up for a little clean(ish) chattery?



Clean(ish)? I'm game, since I do fall in the bored and somewhat lonely category.

Vincent, how's Catherine?

*wonders if anyone will get that reference without Google*

 

[Airka4real]

I seen this once time the inside of a book.

 

[vampwrrr]

Mental note: pillage, THEN burn.

*heavy sigh* Oh, Rune. Did you mix it up again?

 

[drtyyoleman]

Or lassies, as the case has been a few times...

If not, then you should say hi.

My only requirements are that you use proper spelling, and grammar. If you begin a sentence with, "I seen," I'm going to assume that you're not going to end it with, "the inside of a book."

Anyway, anyone bored or lonely up for a little clean(ish) chattery?

If you are bored with my glorious posts, then...let me know. We can chat about that, too!

'bout the inside of a book, 'taint nuttin but a thing....

 

[nonfictional]

Bored, lonely, and articulate, so .... hi.

 

[fletchx]

Well, starting out, it's not the pay, it's the perquisites. Dental, and Vision insurance, immunity from prosecution for the odd bar fight, free air travel.

You know. It's the little things.

Excellent. Can I use you as a reference?

 

[vampwrrr]

Excellent. Can I use you as a reference?

Of course. I am nothing, if not a gracious bad-ass.

 

[vampwrrr]

Bored, lonely, and articulate, so .... hi.

Oh, dear. But I don't read nonfiction...

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Or lassies, as the case has been a few times...

If not, then you should say hi.

My only requirements are that you use proper spelling, and grammar. If you begin a sentence with, "I seen," I'm going to assume that you're not going to end it with, "the inside of a book."

Anyway, anyone bored or lonely up for a little clean(ish) chattery?

If you are bored with my glorious posts, then...let me know. We can chat about that, too!

But I has seen da inside of a book! Some'o'dem has pikteurs!

What are you up to oh loquacious one? Feeling especially erudite this evening? I

 

[vampwrrr]

But I has seen da inside of a book! Some'o'dem has pikteurs!

What are you up to oh loquacious one? Feeling especially erudite this evening? I

Garrulous as a squirrel. Alas, multisyllabic words, and compound sentences are seemingly uncool.

I'm starting to think that maybe my mode of communication is just boring to the general population.

From here on out, I shall only converse in lolcat.

I can haz chattery?

 

[Prince Albert]

Garrulous as a squirrel. Alas, multisyllabic words, and compound sentences are seemingly uncool.

I'm starting to think that maybe my mode of communication is just boring to the general population.

From here on out, I shall only converse in lolcat.

I can haz chattery?

Well young lady; hope you find what you are looking for; just keep the biting to a minimum. "Fangs for the mammeriess"!!

 

[RuneBlade]

*heavy sigh* Oh, Rune. Did you mix it up again?

Yeah, sorry. I got excited.


Won't happen ag...



ah, who am I kidding?

 

[DirkPitt06]

Peeking in to say I got the Catherine reference.

 

[jamesjames7]

Gee golly I seen your request for feline literate chattery. You can haz, you can haz.

 

[vampwrrr]

Yeah, sorry. I got excited.


Won't happen ag...



ah, who am I kidding?

Oh, Rune! You're such a card! *claps you on the back* Come on, we'll practice again at the next village.