Bored at the meeting.

[Carnevil9]

Today, I found myself in a meeting at work. It was really boring, so naturally I glanced surreptitiously around the room and started fantasizing about all the women there. But one of them gave me a lot to work with!

She was obviously bored too, and reached into her purse and pulled out a banana. She held it in her hand for awhile, pretending to listen to the boss droning on and on and on. She had bright red fingernails, and I just stared at that hand with those sexy nails wrapped around that long, curved shaft.

Then she started to peel it, slowly, erotically, like she was undressing it. And then... well I probably don't have to tell you what happened next. She brought her luscious lips, parted slightly, down to the tip of the banana and engulfed it. I was transfixed watching her.

Anyway, before LyndseyRae complains that I'm not suggesting a story idea, here's what I thought of: a story of a bored businessman in a meeting, watching a beautiful woman eat a banana on the other side of the table. She catches his eye (here's where the fictional part starts) and notices that he's watching her. So she winks at him and starts vamping it up with the banana. Licking it, sliding it in and out of her mouth, flicking her tongue on its tip, the works.

After the meeting, the businessman has a tent in his trousers like a circus big-top, so he stays at the table while everyone else leaves. Except the woman. She comes over to him, grabs him by the crotch, and asks if he'd come to her office to help her go over some contracts.

From there..... well, I'll leave it up to the author who wants to run with it.

 

[sirhugs]

so how long before you were able to stand up & walk away?

 

[Saucyminx]

Darn it Carnevil. I was in a meeting today and was thinking about this story idea.

It would never work in my office only because there are too many women. All those catty bitches would notice another woman give a bj to a banana and HR interaction would ensue.

Having said that, I was having a nice little erotic daydream about my director and not paying as much attention as I should have been to the contents of the meeting.

One of these days I'm going to write an office sex story, which works much better on paper than it would work in RL.

 

[Mrclean_sober]

Corporate Fantasy!

In addition to fantasizing that my company will completely cover my healthcare costs, I frequently think about sex during BORING meetings! Things like, if we each had someone we had to have sex with in this meeting, who would I pick? What if no ones attractive to me? Too bad! What if....I don't get to pick, say theres 4 guys and 4 girls and its ladies choice! What if there was one woman and 4 or 5 guys....oh that poor woman, or maybe she'd love it. Unfortunately theres not a ton of women working in the software dept, let alone good looking ones!

 

[sirhugs]

"bored" as in
to make a hole in or through, with or as if with a drill.
To form (a tunnel, for example) by drilling, digging, or burrowing.
v.intr.
To make a hole in or through something with or as if with a drill

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